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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter
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of course rem isn't a cleric, he lost his religion
REM isn’t a healer, he’s a little rat freak that steals all the spare change in your house when you aren’t looking.
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Extremely exciting news: We're hiring a full-time film critic to come work with me at The A.V. Club!

You probably have an idea if you're qualified for this, but if there's something that's not in the job listing, I'm sure I can answer Qs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
The A.V. Club hiring Film Critic in Greater Chicago Area | LinkedIn
Posted 8:42:22 PM. The A.V. Club is seeking an experienced Film Critic to join our team of trenchant writers and…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
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February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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wangan trial love / saturn
pack-in-soft, 1998
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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dark horse pick but Hundreds of Beavers
What 2020s movie has the greatest cultural footprint?

Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 AM
at my super bowl party one of my friends said 'Sam you always do too much' and it made me so happy and proud
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Super bowl winner Sam Darnold
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Kenneth Walker had a great game but the Seahawks punter deserves the mvp
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
hey I know I know patriots fans, let this post be a place for all of you to show us how sad you are don't worry we're definitely not absorbing energy from your pain I promise
its called a 2 minute warning cuz theyre warning pats fans theyve gotta watch 2 more minutes of this
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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i know pokemon is still popular with younger people but millennial cultural hegemony is going to rock. we're just aging into the marketing demographic where everything is going to be catered directly to us. it's going to rule and we will do whatever it takes to make it last until we're 300 years old
Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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This rules lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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that may have been the greatest thicc six in super bowl history
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
LETS FUCKING GO I LOVE SEATTLE
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
killing myself bc I honestly laughed at the hellmans sweet Caroline ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
So once again @thedrawplay.com and I are right about everything
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I'm not made of stone. That would be Geodude, or Graveler, or Golem, or Sudowoodo, or Onix
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I cried at the pokemon ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Listen, bad bunny may have more rushing yards than the Patriots but you have to remember he's playing a pretty soft defense
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Ladita Gagita
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
this is a really cute halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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I know two things in the world are true:
1. The Beatles are extremely overrated
2. Abbey Road is the best album to ever exist
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
when you say you don't like the beatles all I hear is 'I'm a contrarian who hasn't listened to the side b medley from abbey road'
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM