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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter
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The game I made is available NOW! It's a party game based on brainwormed internet discourse, which means it's perfect for bluesky users who are disgusted with themselves for missing the terrible debates they had on twitter. Get it before I sell out!
Store — Die On This Hill
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cannot overstate enough the fact that I am exactly as oblivious as I seem
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I couldn’t see anything and this was the best I did with my camera so kinda?
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wait hold up is the aurora visible in Chicago
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I got like a fuckton of body wash in my eyes showering tonight and since then I've felt like I've been crying for like, hours, which feels like a real emotional catharsis cheat code
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Counterpoint: no it’s not, that’s a stupid thing to say
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
diogenes ass
There's a guy at the entomology conference who is really leaning on the chaotic side of the definition of what a "bug" is.
#entsoc25
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Smh people out there calling themselves music lovers but don't even know PF_GRAND or TakeOff! be so for real
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I saw this last week and I’m still not over it
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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"I will NOT--and I cannot emphasize this enough, EVER engage in any real discourse &/or educational labor with a pretentious pseudo-intellectually mastubatory shitheads online EVER again."

Leftists, I urge you to take this oath alongside me, and stay true to your principles.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*bravely* no, this is kind of fucking sick, and if you're bagging on apple, and more hilariously, issey miyake, you're kinda showing your ass
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i just learned about this right now and oh man oh MAN
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
me rolling up to the stave it off competition
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's been one year to the day since you all began to help me make my stupid little dream, my stupid little game, real. thank you from the bottom of my heart. also there's a discount code in this update to get you to read it
Update 27: None of this was supposed to happen (1 year retrospective) · Die On This Hill, a debate game for the brainwormed.
You know all this already, but in April of 2024, I had a dumb idea that became this party game that hopefully y'all have played and enjoyed. Today, it has been a full year since you all began to make ...
www.kickstarter.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Masayoshi Takanaka is coming to Chicago this April who's going with me
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Final Fantasy XV is the best one
weld county garage (and gas station), routes 85 & 34, greeley, colorado, 1980
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's bigger than a genre, if we're being real. Rock Band, Rhythm Heaven, Chuunithm, and DDR have as much in common with each other as Diablo and Doom
Rhythm games rarely get the respect they deserve but I believe in my heart that they are gaming doing something more unique to itself than any other genre.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
NANTZ: He's opening the fridge at 2am.
ROMO: Look for him to go Parmesan rind, Jim. You can see the way it's lined up, if he goes shredded cheddar, he'd have to take out the roast beef first.
NANTZ: And there it is. Great call, partner.
ROMO: Yup. Now watch how he just bites through the whole thing.
[I grab a slice of pizza, but the toppings begin to slip off]
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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been saying “he’s literally just a guy” a lot but he really is just a normal seeming guy! many people like a normal guy who wants good stuff and wants to fight for it!
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
regret to inform you that the edible hit and i have an adobe membership
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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>Check entire thread.

Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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no that’s my collection of screen accurate ps1 sword props
Low polyARMORy
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i think someone got actually mad about my swoletariat post and yeah man it was cringe but whatever i'm proud of my gains and i'm proud to be the kind of guy who when he's at a protest can have people stand behind him and feel safe
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
markey's still got it too tbh and he's older than god
I hate the "geriatric" comments about Congress because not all geriatrics are the same.

Sure, Chuck Schumer seems like he's propped up by a dolly at all times, but Bernie and Warren have the energy of much younger people. I'm pretty sure AOC and Jasmine Crockett will still be firebrands at 80.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
games nobody but me remembers:
I-Ninja
Whirl Tour
Way Of The Samurai
Morphman
Skyroads
Skunny Kart
Cel Damage
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble
Dr. Muto
Mercury Meltdown
Mohawk and Headphone Jack
Star Quest 1 in the 27th Century
Small Soldiers: Globotech Design Lab
Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM