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Leila Brillson
@leilza.bsky.social
A small forest creature afraid of the forest
cmo of the onion
God we are so many years past the date that Skynet became self-aware
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Can anyone tell me, very simply, what Eve Barlow is famous for other than being called Eve Fartlow?
What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sure the “multiple lesbian stuff” is bad but calling Joel the most likable character of TLoU2 is real sicko shit
Multiple lesbian stuff
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I do not regret to inform you.
In fact, I relish to inform you.
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There is a deep and heady youtube community that has evidence Bandit and Chilli are swingers
It was bold of Bluey to be pretty clear that both of Bluey’s parents are still super horny for each other. I think that’s why parents like the show so much, they’re like…oh yea
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Do not make me root for Netflix as the least-bad cannibal
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*Jonathan Davis voice* feelin like a quiche gonna eat
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Luke with the bangers as usual
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Here is the full series of @theonion.com's Encircled. You requested it and we still don't known why.
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers | Encircled
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I found an interview I did with Charli before she was famous that never ran. And in digging around as to why, I basically traced the last 15 years in hipster new york city media
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Doomed out? @flaminghydra.com is a doom-counteracting machine. Help us spread solidarity, egalitarianism, camaraderie, and human values.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I have a theory, which almost exclusively applies to men, in which when they reach a certain level of musicianship, the overton window from amazing to absolutely insufferable occurs and all they can do is Weird Dude Music
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ugh can anyone imagine what a nightmare it is to be Ryan Lizza? Can someone check in on him?
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
GET. THE. ONION. AN. OSCAR.
A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.

If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.

An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I dunno man, having a whole summer named after your pop masterpiece and then making post metal with John Cale? Taylor could never

youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Probably the most badass shot of @katmabu.bsky.social walking out of her arraignment today.

I cannot wait to have her in Congress.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tonight, the woke returns. It will creep into your bedroom and trans your children. It will teach your neighbors how to speak foreign languages. It will force you to eat DEI sandwiches. The woke will slip 293 genders into your underwear drawer.

The woke awaits you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Devil’s Night to all those who celebrate with the hallowed texts*

*The Crow, 1994 (Dir. Alex Proyas)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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DOJ managed to spell Kat Abughazeleh's name wrong 3 of 9 times they use it in the same document
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I am sorry but this is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

Look at these fuckin thugs
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM