Leila Brillson
@leilza.bsky.social
A small forest creature afraid of the forest
cmo of the onion
cmo of the onion
I dunno man, having a whole summer named after your pop masterpiece and then making post metal with John Cale? Taylor could never
youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I dunno man, having a whole summer named after your pop masterpiece and then making post metal with John Cale? Taylor could never
youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA?...
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Probably the most badass shot of @katmabu.bsky.social walking out of her arraignment today.
I cannot wait to have her in Congress.
I cannot wait to have her in Congress.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Probably the most badass shot of @katmabu.bsky.social walking out of her arraignment today.
I cannot wait to have her in Congress.
I cannot wait to have her in Congress.
Tonight, the woke returns. It will creep into your bedroom and trans your children. It will teach your neighbors how to speak foreign languages. It will force you to eat DEI sandwiches. The woke will slip 293 genders into your underwear drawer.
The woke awaits you.
The woke awaits you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Tonight, the woke returns. It will creep into your bedroom and trans your children. It will teach your neighbors how to speak foreign languages. It will force you to eat DEI sandwiches. The woke will slip 293 genders into your underwear drawer.
The woke awaits you.
The woke awaits you.
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[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
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[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
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Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
Happy Devil’s Night to all those who celebrate with the hallowed texts*
*The Crow, 1994 (Dir. Alex Proyas)
*The Crow, 1994 (Dir. Alex Proyas)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Happy Devil’s Night to all those who celebrate with the hallowed texts*
*The Crow, 1994 (Dir. Alex Proyas)
*The Crow, 1994 (Dir. Alex Proyas)
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DOJ managed to spell Kat Abughazeleh's name wrong 3 of 9 times they use it in the same document
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
DOJ managed to spell Kat Abughazeleh's name wrong 3 of 9 times they use it in the same document
I am sorry but this is the funniest shit I have ever seen.
Look at these fuckin thugs
Look at these fuckin thugs
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am sorry but this is the funniest shit I have ever seen.
Look at these fuckin thugs
Look at these fuckin thugs
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
This is a post for a very slim overlap of the internet, but we all would agree that Bandit Heeler owns at least Tender Prey and MAYBE Murder Ballads, right?
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is a post for a very slim overlap of the internet, but we all would agree that Bandit Heeler owns at least Tender Prey and MAYBE Murder Ballads, right?
I worry that cyber trucks and scentmaxxing and protein bulking are discouraging young men from trying to attract women in the natural way, which is playing shitty covers of Blackbird on the guitar
October 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I worry that cyber trucks and scentmaxxing and protein bulking are discouraging young men from trying to attract women in the natural way, which is playing shitty covers of Blackbird on the guitar
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When your printer runs out if ink
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When your printer runs out if ink
@bencollins.bsky.social and I had a lovely chat with @indiewire.com.web.brid.gy about the fact that we do, in fact, deserve nice things if we want to make them
www.indiewire.com/features/int...
www.indiewire.com/features/int...
The Onion Is Making Mockumentaries for Real Americans with ‘Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile’
Onion CEO Ben Collins and CMO Leila Brillson tell IndieWire about its cinematic night of film at the movies. Epstein: Bad Pedophile."
www.indiewire.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social and I had a lovely chat with @indiewire.com.web.brid.gy about the fact that we do, in fact, deserve nice things if we want to make them
www.indiewire.com/features/int...
www.indiewire.com/features/int...
The cats are plotting to kill me again
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The cats are plotting to kill me again
Media, don’t do deep dives into the people behind the frog suits.
I do not want to milkshake duck the frog suits.
They are the one nice thing we have.
I do not want to milkshake duck the frog suits.
They are the one nice thing we have.
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Media, don’t do deep dives into the people behind the frog suits.
I do not want to milkshake duck the frog suits.
They are the one nice thing we have.
I do not want to milkshake duck the frog suits.
They are the one nice thing we have.
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my mother and my father, both former journalists for BIG BIG places, each have a paper subscription to The Onion. they love it. they think it's the best thing they get in the mail.
anyway, if you want real fun things in the mail, maybe also subscribe to The Onion.
membership.theonion.com
anyway, if you want real fun things in the mail, maybe also subscribe to The Onion.
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my mother and my father, both former journalists for BIG BIG places, each have a paper subscription to The Onion. they love it. they think it's the best thing they get in the mail.
anyway, if you want real fun things in the mail, maybe also subscribe to The Onion.
membership.theonion.com
anyway, if you want real fun things in the mail, maybe also subscribe to The Onion.
membership.theonion.com
DEAD MAN’S BONES RULES
it is genuinely hilarious that one of hollywood’s most bankable stars put everything on hold to produce an almost completely unmarketable halloween record that had next to no impact on the culture
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DEAD MAN’S BONES RULES
You know, landing doesn’t scare me
But you want me to take off? Absolutely not
But you want me to take off? Absolutely not
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You know, landing doesn’t scare me
But you want me to take off? Absolutely not
But you want me to take off? Absolutely not
Charli vs Taylor is my own personal Ta-Nehesi vs Ezra
October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Charli vs Taylor is my own personal Ta-Nehesi vs Ezra
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Here's a picture of @kaylapekkala.com and @leilza.bsky.social from earlier
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Here's a picture of @kaylapekkala.com and @leilza.bsky.social from earlier
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Ready for a night of cinema with @theonion.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ready for a night of cinema with @theonion.com
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@bencollins.bsky.social Just got out of watching Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile (I was watching it with my Mom and we both weren't really interested in watching Sex House) and THANK YOU for FINALLY exposing the truth about Epstein!
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social Just got out of watching Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile (I was watching it with my Mom and we both weren't really interested in watching Sex House) and THANK YOU for FINALLY exposing the truth about Epstein!