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leaux
@evangaylion.bsky.social
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️

let me tell you why I love your drink.

they/he, the gay she. pfp by Stephen Pike.
I love it by icona pop also extremely funny
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I’m imagining I am around many ppl in this scenario fyi
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
celebration is rly the most universal choice. it’s the best choice. kool and the gang wrote to capture this kind of joy and knew what they were doing

Then walking on a dream. idk these are both very funny to me
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Usually I have a vague vibe or understanding but nope this one is a complete and total mystery to me
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
When your blocking lore goes so deep you didn’t even know there was ever a pronoun labeller
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
you’re a published scientist and you’re having a meltdown and calling people names, people who are literally just… trying to help other people. Please be a little more rational and calm. 🖤
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
You need to calm down
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
who else wants to come sit in the fan section tonight for @cholulaconamor.bsky.social ‘s debut
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I’m reading an infographic and I can’t tell if this person is happy or not that the performance happened
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Fudgy
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
NOBODY is pleased and that’s just beautiful
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
What’s beautiful about Threads is the diversity because you can see viewpoints from all kinds of parts of the cultural political spectrum melting down about bad bunny over there
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I think apartment living my entire adult life has made me a better person
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
my ring camera is that I live in a network of buildings created to provide housing for multiple families and the families talk to each other
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
link
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
wine moms in my life thus far giving rave reviews for bad bunny
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
stirring and stirring and stirring my brew
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
He’s stirring his brew
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I am a bad sportsman so I like spankings lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I can’t stop laughing
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This rules lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
every commercial has been a bombardment of celebrity cameos and idk that it’s always been THIS repetitive
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
fascinating night for all of us
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
great color scheme for this Super Bowl. Great halftime show. Great game vibes thus far cause fuck Boston. Worst commercials in recent memory
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
this is like the next best thing to the eagles playing I love seeing these guys get slapped around
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM