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evangaylion.bsky.social
leaux-vember 🎂
@evangaylion.bsky.social
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️

let me tell you why I love your drink.

they/he, the gay she
she looks GREAT
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
infinite thanks to @antlervel.vet for being a fabulous muse but more importantly, answering my annoying questions
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“They’re always complaining!” Okay well I hope they can complain at home and not in my service well
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’d worry about the hat but the hat seems very happy to practice biological essentialism when u rly think abt it
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m not allowed to insult imagine dragons because I used to fuck their touring sound technician :/
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh my GOD
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You’re less of a reply girl and more of girl to be reply
To
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
:) yeah :)
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
they’re only a revenge concern if you suck ass at training them
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Marley could never handle sally
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM