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@evangaylion.bsky.social
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️

let me tell you why I love your drink.

they/he, the gay she
The Ten Year meme is funny because ten years ago I was going through a little blip on the radar where I thought I might be trans and cut my hair off. Immediate regret.
I grew it out and tried to be a girl one more time after this.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
FB post abt a lost bird. Woman was bringing in her groceries and her emotional support animal simply just flew away. Hell of an emotional support animal choice
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My mom got me new docs for my birthday but they’re big on me and the effort to walk three blocks to the train is already guaranteeing the worst hip pain of my life tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 1
Angel Attack
Angel Attack
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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most people online have been completely homogenized in their thought patterns that the things they fight over are like one or two neural clusters of difference
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don’t think I know a single person under the age of like. 60? 70? Who actually associates thanksgiving with the original themes or whatever
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don’t think I’ll be able to truly appreciate the smashing pumpkins until billy corgan is. You know
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I want to think boneless couches are cool or whatever but the corduroy is hideous im sorry
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
11 years ago today. my fuckin. My fuckin 23rd birthday party
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m sorry man, but the official Cursed Child account posting fun content of their current Harry wearing a literal dress is just like. So goddamn insulting all things considered lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you guys are so lucky I’m the Main Character at the Center of It All. It’s how we managed to get 4 botw era games.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the in-a-rush mommy uniform??? double hell
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
it will always be crazy to me how pervert glasses got a rebrand. What an all American success story.

anyone will wear them now. they look flattering on nobody, used to get called “pedo glasses,” like how the fuck did they bounce back from that? who from Big Glasses gets a cut?
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have the sudden need for a very very very small evergreen tree purchased from the floral department of a grocery store. You know what I mean. the foil wrapped on the plastic pot kind of shit
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
finally got around to watching the ballad of songbirds and snakes. yummy yummy yummy little tasty popcorn flick. zero surprises. like watching a mediocre drag show but where every song is a hit. Peter Dinklage’s version of Lorne Michaels? Phenomenal
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
me and @coolguytim.bsky.social are gonna clean the fuck up financially as soon as he looks old enough to go full Santa
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
it’s weird as fuck being one of those people who is way better at 34 then they were at 24 tbh
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
my birthday is being expanded for an additional 24 hours due to me having to work on my birthday. If you’re in like, stay in line
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
my favorite server painted my cat. here’s the painting and the reference photo- he’s a super cute nebby cat with very fluffy grey fur.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’ve had one glass of cava so I need to let bluesky know

Jose Andres yells at the kitchen staff!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is not “Friendsgiving.”
This is Thanksgiving. You will not bring a dish. You will not wear your jammies. You will wear a nice shirt and go fuckin nuts for 9 to 14 insane vegan dishes all made from scratch.
ATTENTION CHICAGO: @evangaylion.bsky.social and I are doing our famous annual misfit Thanskgiving next week on Thursday. if you're a mutual of ours without plans and you want to come lemme know via DM! we have limited space but unlimited food and drinks
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I am bartending in a suit tonight for it is my birth’d day
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I know a lot of people imagine themselves as rebels in The Hunger Games. Not me though. I’d be a really really popular socialite and never die and live to be like 119. I’d be one of the people who took the vomit pill to keep eating more tbh
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM