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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
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When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.
I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.
paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.
paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
[I'd really hate to use this account to do this, but I'm in desperate need, due to my disability keeping me from being able to land any sort of steady employment. I'm still constantly looking for work, but it's extremely rough for me right now.
-Admin]
-Admin]
How can they get away wi--
There’s still time to fight back.
There’s still time to fight back.
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
How can they get away wi--
There’s still time to fight back.
There’s still time to fight back.
arlton, honey, they’re ALL lulz.
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 AM
arlton, honey, they’re ALL lulz.
But Dad, aren’t some of those banks?
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
But Dad, aren’t some of those banks?
Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Well, I think you’re being really unreasonable.
Well Tough SHIT! I Don’t care.
Well Tough SHIT! I Don’t care.
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Well, I think you’re being really unreasonable.
Well Tough SHIT! I Don’t care.
Well Tough SHIT! I Don’t care.
Not available? Perhaps you should let George NoOoOo that as Carlton, I’m in a position to scratch his bush if he’ll scratch mine, capiche?
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Not available? Perhaps you should let George NoOoOo that as Carlton, I’m in a position to scratch his bush if he’ll scratch mine, capiche?
Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?
Carlton.
Carlton.
It’s Carlton.
Carlton.
It’s Carlton.
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Carlton.
Carlton.
It’s Carlton.
Carlton.
It’s Carlton.
BaaBaaBAAAH Hello! Is pres-es-es-es-es there?
NoOoOo.
Is President Bush there?
NoOoO-OOHohOH.
NoOoOo.
Is President Bush there?
NoOoO-OOHohOH.
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
BaaBaaBAAAH Hello! Is pres-es-es-es-es there?
NoOoOo.
Is President Bush there?
NoOoO-OOHohOH.
NoOoOo.
Is President Bush there?
NoOoO-OOHohOH.
UuUuHhH iiiiiii dllllttt H jshy
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
UuUuHhH iiiiiii dllllttt H jshy
Geoffry, from an objective point of view, WhoOoOoOoOo?
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Geoffry, from an objective point of view, WhoOoOoOoOo?
Well, yes, erections. Yeah, thank you.
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Well, yes, erections. Yeah, thank you.
Phil, what are you talking about, I’m not having any--
MeeM.
MeeM.
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Phil, what are you talking about, I’m not having any--
MeeM.
MeeM.
If anything I can say NEEH-NEEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEHNEH
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
If anything I can say NEEH-NEEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEHNEH
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSSIIIIIINN, and it had dice in the mirror!
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSSIIIIIINN, and it had dice in the mirror!
My mom got scared, and said WIBIDIBOOBISH
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
My mom got scared, and said WIBIDIBOOBISH
Now this is a story all about how my LICENSE PLATE got flipped turned upside-down and I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom!
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Now this is a story all about how my LICENSE PLATE got flipped turned upside-down and I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom!
Eh-huh-HEH-heh-huhuhuh
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Eh-huh-HEH-heh-huhuhuh
I’ll see you later.
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I’ll see you later.
Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.