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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
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When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.
I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.
paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.
paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
[I'd really hate to use this account to do this, but I'm in desperate need, due to my disability keeping me from being able to land any sort of steady employment. I'm still constantly looking for work, but it's extremely rough for me right now.
-Admin]
-Admin]
Your father is a sic, demented pervert.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Your father is a sic, demented pervert.
Dad will probably have sex with all of us!
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Dad will probably have sex with all of us!
It's not funny!
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It's not funny!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Shut up!
AAAAAAAAHHHH@
Shut up!
AAAAAAAAHHHH@
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Shut up!
AAAAAAAAHHHH@
Shut up!
AAAAAAAAHHHH@
You should be ashamed of yourself! Moron! How could you do such a thing?! I hate you! You're stupid and ugly and I wish you would die. You should (unalive) yourself! And you- you really stupit! STUPIT!
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You should be ashamed of yourself! Moron! How could you do such a thing?! I hate you! You're stupid and ugly and I wish you would die. You should (unalive) yourself! And you- you really stupit! STUPIT!
Oh my god, I think my dick broke.
Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!
Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Oh my god, I think my dick broke.
Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!
Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!
What was that?
Shut up sweetheart. OH. AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAH!
Shut up sweetheart. OH. AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAH!
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
What was that?
Shut up sweetheart. OH. AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAH!
Shut up sweetheart. OH. AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAH!
AAAAAA-ahahah.
EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!
EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
AAAAAA-ahahah.
EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!
EARTHQUAAAAAAKE!
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OH. OH. OH. OH.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. OH. OH. OH. OH.
What was that?
Sounded like a scroorcs.
Sounded like a scroorcs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What was that?
Sounded like a scroorcs.
Sounded like a scroorcs.
Mention those breathmints one more time, I'm gonn SCROORCS!
(Stabs) Breffmints.
SCROORCS! SCROORCS! SCROORCS!
(Stabs) Breffmints.
SCROORCS! SCROORCS! SCROORCS!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Mention those breathmints one more time, I'm gonn SCROORCS!
(Stabs) Breffmints.
SCROORCS! SCROORCS! SCROORCS!
(Stabs) Breffmints.
SCROORCS! SCROORCS! SCROORCS!
You are so RUDE!
Me? You ate myy my BREFFMINTS!
Me? You ate myy my BREFFMINTS!
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You are so RUDE!
Me? You ate myy my BREFFMINTS!
Me? You ate myy my BREFFMINTS!
Ah, you know what? Let's kill each-other. (stab)
Ow!
Ow!
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ah, you know what? Let's kill each-other. (stab)
Ow!
Ow!
I thought you liked me!
Yes I did until you ate all my breffmints, idiot!
Yes I did until you ate all my breffmints, idiot!
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I thought you liked me!
Yes I did until you ate all my breffmints, idiot!
Yes I did until you ate all my breffmints, idiot!
You can consider our friendship over, you're no longer welcome in this house, and I'd just appreciate it if you got the hell outta myy hoooouuuuuse
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You can consider our friendship over, you're no longer welcome in this house, and I'd just appreciate it if you got the hell outta myy hoooouuuuuse
You ate all my breffmints!
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You ate all my breffmints!
I'm hungry! (inhales breathmints)
NOOOOOOO!!
NOOOOOOO!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm hungry! (inhales breathmints)
NOOOOOOO!!
NOOOOOOO!!
(Squelching noises) A-AA-A-A-A-A-A
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
(Squelching noises) A-AA-A-A-A-A-A
Ahh, here it is.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ahh, here it is.
My BREFFMINTS probably around here somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My BREFFMINTS probably around here somewhere.
Ooh, hold up bababababy, I need to go get my BREFFMINTS!
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ooh, hold up bababababy, I need to go get my BREFFMINTS!
EHEHGEHEHEHEHEH (Work it girl!)
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
EHEHGEHEHEHEHEH (Work it girl!)
Now if you'll excuuuuse me, I'm going to spend a quiet evening with my Nintendo GameCube (GameCube startup jingle)
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Now if you'll excuuuuse me, I'm going to spend a quiet evening with my Nintendo GameCube (GameCube startup jingle)
Thank you, saweetheart
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thank you, saweetheart