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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here!
(Geoffrey bursts into flames)
Geoffrey's on fire. Ew!
(Geoffrey bursts into flames)
Geoffrey's on fire. Ew!
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here!
(Geoffrey bursts into flames)
Geoffrey's on fire. Ew!
(Geoffrey bursts into flames)
Geoffrey's on fire. Ew!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm gonna sit down.
(Live and Learn starts playing)
ᴾ ᴴ ᴵ ᴸ ᴸ ᴵ ᴾ ᴮ ᴬ ᴺ ᴷ ˢ
(Live and Learn starts playing)
ᴾ ᴴ ᴵ ᴸ ᴸ ᴵ ᴾ ᴮ ᴬ ᴺ ᴷ ˢ
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm gonna sit down.
(Live and Learn starts playing)
ᴾ ᴴ ᴵ ᴸ ᴸ ᴵ ᴾ ᴮ ᴬ ᴺ ᴷ ˢ
(Live and Learn starts playing)
ᴾ ᴴ ᴵ ᴸ ᴸ ᴵ ᴾ ᴮ ᴬ ᴺ ᴷ ˢ
Philip Banks, locked in jail, BEBEBEBE, BEBEBEBE
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Philip Banks, locked in jail, BEBEBEBE, BEBEBEBE
Officer I want you to arrest this man, he ate all my breffmints!
(Uncle Phil gets locked in cell)
(Uncle Phil gets locked in cell)
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Officer I want you to arrest this man, he ate all my breffmints!
(Uncle Phil gets locked in cell)
(Uncle Phil gets locked in cell)
Uncle Phil that is not cool, I'm calling the police, man!
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Uncle Phil that is not cool, I'm calling the police, man!
Awwww
(Nicky starts crying)
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
(Uncle Phil tosses stroller out of house)
(Nicky starts crying)
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
(Uncle Phil tosses stroller out of house)
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Awwww
(Nicky starts crying)
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
(Uncle Phil tosses stroller out of house)
(Nicky starts crying)
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
(Uncle Phil tosses stroller out of house)
Unc-le-Phil? Unc-le-Phil?
Shut. Up. Will. Shut. Up. Will.
Shut. Up. Will. Shut. Up. Will.
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Unc-le-Phil? Unc-le-Phil?
Shut. Up. Will. Shut. Up. Will.
Shut. Up. Will. Shut. Up. Will.
Mwah (Aunt Viv burtsts into flames) AAAAAHHH!!
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Mwah (Aunt Viv burtsts into flames) AAAAAHHH!!
I cannot tbelieve that you and Carlton made love. Seems like yjusterday when I was wiping his DICK DICK DICK DICK.
February 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I cannot tbelieve that you and Carlton made love. Seems like yjusterday when I was wiping his DICK DICK DICK DICK.
Aunt Viv... this kid is Carlton!
(awwwww)
(awwwww)
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Aunt Viv... this kid is Carlton!
(awwwww)
(awwwww)
Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky!
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky-Nicky-nicky!
Aunt Viv. Uncle Phil ate all my breffmints!
Awwwwww.
Awwwwww.
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Aunt Viv. Uncle Phil ate all my breffmints!
Awwwwww.
Awwwwww.
Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here!
No! (Disappears)
No! (Disappears)
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here!
No! (Disappears)
No! (Disappears)
THREE YEARS LATER
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 AM
THREE YEARS LATER
You gonna let me go anytime soon?
No.
No.
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 AM
You gonna let me go anytime soon?
No.
No.
It's not funny! I'll kill you, sweetheart!
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It's not funny! I'll kill you, sweetheart!
ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н Syndrome? What's that?
His 𝕦ย𝖚Ц𝓊н done lapped over his ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н!
His 𝕦ย𝖚Ц𝓊н done lapped over his ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н!
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н Syndrome? What's that?
His 𝕦ย𝖚Ц𝓊н done lapped over his ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н!
His 𝕦ย𝖚Ц𝓊н done lapped over his ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н!
Oh yeah he sure is, Aunt Viv. Oh you know what, Uncle Phil might have ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н Syndrome.
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Oh yeah he sure is, Aunt Viv. Oh you know what, Uncle Phil might have ᗪⓦέє∂ᵉĎ𝕦н Syndrome.
Your father is a sic, demented pervert.
February 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Your father is a sic, demented pervert.
Dad will probably have sex with all of us!
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Dad will probably have sex with all of us!