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Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social
Created by @curt.dog
Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social
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When you get a job rejection email from a damn CAR WASH, it's really hard to not think of myself as completely unemployable.
I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.
paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
I'm still desperate for a job, so in the meantime if anyone can spare some money for me to get by, I'd appriciate you forever.
paypal.me/CurtisBonds...
[I'd really hate to use this account to do this, but I'm in desperate need, due to my disability keeping me from being able to land any sort of steady employment. I'm still constantly looking for work, but it's extremely rough for me right now.
-Admin]
-Admin]
If anything I can say NEEH-NEEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEHNEH
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
If anything I can say NEEH-NEEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEHNEH
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSSIIIIIINN, and it had dice in the mirror!
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSSIIIIIINN, and it had dice in the mirror!
My mom got scared, and said WIBIDIBOOBISH
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
My mom got scared, and said WIBIDIBOOBISH
Now this is a story all about how my LICENSE PLATE got flipped turned upside-down and I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom!
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Now this is a story all about how my LICENSE PLATE got flipped turned upside-down and I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom!
Eh-huh-HEH-heh-huhuhuh
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Eh-huh-HEH-heh-huhuhuh
I’ll see you later.
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I’ll see you later.
Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.
Is President Bush there?
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Is President Bush there?
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.
I’m sorry, i cant hear you very well.
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’m sorry, i cant hear you very well.
Hello. Is President Bush there?
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hello. Is President Bush there?
Better, I’m gonnaaAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA watch and learn.
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Better, I’m gonnaaAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA watch and learn.
What, a pizza hut in the garage?
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What, a pizza hut in the garage?
I figured it out, Will! I’m gonna get dad what he always wanted.
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I figured it out, Will! I’m gonna get dad what he always wanted.
Drink five hour energy.
DRINK five hour energy.
Drink
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dddrrrrriiiiinnnnkkk
fiiiiivvvvee hoooouuuurr
(driiinnkk) (ddrrrriiiiinnkk)
DRINK five hour energy.
Drink
ddrrriiinnnk
dddrrrrriiiiinnnnkkk
fiiiiivvvvee hoooouuuurr
(driiinnkk) (ddrrrriiiiinnkk)
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Drink five hour energy.
DRINK five hour energy.
Drink
ddrrriiinnnk
dddrrrrriiiiinnnnkkk
fiiiiivvvvee hoooouuuurr
(driiinnkk) (ddrrrriiiiinnkk)
DRINK five hour energy.
Drink
ddrrriiinnnk
dddrrrrriiiiinnnnkkk
fiiiiivvvvee hoooouuuurr
(driiinnkk) (ddrrrriiiiinnkk)
What’s a woman? What’s a- What’s- What’s a woman? Woman?
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What’s a woman? What’s a- What’s- What’s a woman? Woman?
What’s a woman?
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What’s a woman?
You know, you really need a woman, G.
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You know, you really need a woman, G.
I’ve been saving that to caaallm myself, lest I get too giddy from rubbing my COCK.
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’ve been saving that to caaallm myself, lest I get too giddy from rubbing my COCK.
NoOoOoO-oh-oh-OH-oh
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
NoOoOoO-oh-oh-OH-oh
hey, uh, G, did you bring the mail in yet?
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
hey, uh, G, did you bring the mail in yet?