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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Pinned
Go fuck yourself.
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Here comes the dog and pony show!
HEGSETH: ANNOUNCING OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Usha Vance has a big ass and it’s name is JD.
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Has he ever gone 24 hours without crying?
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Happy Trans Awareness Week! You're seen. You're loved. You're defended. 🏳️‍⚧️
It's also the start of Trans Awareness Week. Time to be doubly kind.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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MAGA, amirite?
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I thought Jordan Peterson was on his deathbed…
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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In case my position on this wasn’t clear, you can add me to the list.
UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."
WH claims 'inflation tamed,' per DoorDash stats. Company says that's not in its report.
It comes the same week we learned the WH would likely not release key economic reports for October.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I read this three times, and I'm pretty sure it makes no sense.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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He WANTS to say it so bad.
Bovino seems like he’s getting closer to admitting their entire premise is a lie, it has nothing to do with the law, and his mission is really about ethnic cleaning and terror.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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It was a 3 alarm fire for news media when Biden momentarily confused the name of two countries
Trump confuses the word "adapt" with "adopt" 3 times in a row
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Megyn Kelly busting out the “Barely Legal” defense on her own show to defend the President and Epstein… I keep thinking about how she discovered blackface was offensive at the age of 47
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Fortunately no one with power over his life recently voted to take away his health insurance

www.foxnews.com/politics/fet...
Fetterman hospitalized after fall near home in Pennsylvania
Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized after ventricular fibrillation episode causes fall during a morning walk in Pennsylvania, his office said. The senator is recovering with minor facial injuries.
www.foxnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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tapping the ban men sign bsky.app/profile/mich...
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Jesus Christ in the midst of Epstein-o-rama I nearly fucking forgot that Chuck Schumer tripled my health insurance costs for the sake of the Senate rule that lets them pretend to support popular legislation while at the same time letting it get killed for their wealthy donors.
funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This shit is crazy, just the rumor of Drake liking lil girls or being weird with em was enough to change his entire reputation in the Black community.

But in the white community, these muhfuckas are OPENLY giving cover to KNOWN pedos.

HOW CAN I TRUST Y'ALL????
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you hear anyone parroting this out there in meatspace, mock them mercilessly. Make them cry. They deserve it because they’re absolute morons.

Bonus points if you make them rage out at dinner over the holidays.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Whoa! Immigrants come here with nothing and the next thing you know they’re buying houses that established citizens cannot afford? Those enterprising newcomers sound like just the sort of folks we need. Never mind that JD’s premise is as BS as his 30M number.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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they all just barely got through the bear tumbler thing and now red cup day? no wonder they're striking
☕️Red cup day is one of Starbucks' most popular and profitable days of the year. To protest against what some union members say are unlivable wages and unfair workplace conditions employees in Houston and across the nation are on strike against the multibillion-dollar coffee company.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The same dudes who whine about men being the "protectors"...

"Who cares about protecting women and children if I can't be rac_ist!"
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM