Aisle424 Has Fallen
@aisle424.bsky.social
Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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I'm calling it now -- during the second song of Bad Bunny's halftime performance, It Will Finally Happen.
February 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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George RR Martin gave Benioff and Weiss the outline for how The Song of Ice and Fire books would end so they could create the ending of Game of Thrones. And we got a watered down, schlocky end. Feeding an outline to AI to write a book will be basically the same thing but somehow worse.
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
George RR Martin gave Benioff and Weiss the outline for how The Song of Ice and Fire books would end so they could create the ending of Game of Thrones. And we got a watered down, schlocky end. Feeding an outline to AI to write a book will be basically the same thing but somehow worse.
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I of course feel for Nancy Guthrie and her family, but there is something really grim about days of breathless CNN headlines about the kidnapping of one celebrity-related white woman, even as armed agents of our government are systematically kidnapping huge numbers of families every single day.
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I of course feel for Nancy Guthrie and her family, but there is something really grim about days of breathless CNN headlines about the kidnapping of one celebrity-related white woman, even as armed agents of our government are systematically kidnapping huge numbers of families every single day.
This commercial makes way more sense now that we know penis size is important to ski jumping.
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This commercial makes way more sense now that we know penis size is important to ski jumping.
I mean, that would be the Summer Olympics, but I like the idea of bringing the greater possibility of death to the summer sports. Why should the Winter games have the monopoly on it?
Until there’s an Olympic event based on Shelley Winters swimming underwater in a capsized ocean liner, I shan’t be watching
February 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I mean, that would be the Summer Olympics, but I like the idea of bringing the greater possibility of death to the summer sports. Why should the Winter games have the monopoly on it?
Non-zero chance they do that because they’re afraid his food will get poisoned.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Non-zero chance they do that because they’re afraid his food will get poisoned.
“How was your day, honey?”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“How was your day, honey?”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
“It was great. I sent a really awesome death threat to the guy towing abandoned cars to the families of kidnapped drivers.”
“That’s wonderful, honey.”
“Fuck that guy.”
“You did very good, honey”
“Thanks, Siri. You don’t have to call me ‘honey’ every time.”
“OK, honey.”
Luge guy: “I go like 75mph down a narrow ramp of ice on a tiny sled.”
Skeleton guy: “Yeah but I do it head first.”
Skeleton guy: “Yeah but I do it head first.”
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Luge guy: “I go like 75mph down a narrow ramp of ice on a tiny sled.”
Skeleton guy: “Yeah but I do it head first.”
Skeleton guy: “Yeah but I do it head first.”
They realized cross country skiing wasn’t a risk to kill many people so they had to add guns to make it Winter Olympic-worthy
I love the biathlon
"okay, so we got two sports, see"
"with you so far"
"one of them is cross-country skiing"
"sure, yes, sounds like winter, I like it"
"the other one is shooting a gun"
"what now"
"okay, so we got two sports, see"
"with you so far"
"one of them is cross-country skiing"
"sure, yes, sounds like winter, I like it"
"the other one is shooting a gun"
"what now"
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
They realized cross country skiing wasn’t a risk to kill many people so they had to add guns to make it Winter Olympic-worthy
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET TO THE DANCING GABAGOOL?
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET TO THE DANCING GABAGOOL?
The bulk of the commentary for the Opening Ceremonies is Shawn White talking about where he’s traveled or where he wants to travel.
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The bulk of the commentary for the Opening Ceremonies is Shawn White talking about where he’s traveled or where he wants to travel.
I’ve bet my 401K that they do.
Prediction markets are going to become a real problem for society, aren't they?
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I’ve bet my 401K that they do.
Jimmy Fallon
Tom Cruise
Katy Perry
Gwyneth Paltrow
Ben Affleck
Tom Cruise
Katy Perry
Gwyneth Paltrow
Ben Affleck
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Jimmy Fallon
Tom Cruise
Katy Perry
Gwyneth Paltrow
Ben Affleck
Tom Cruise
Katy Perry
Gwyneth Paltrow
Ben Affleck
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HOLD UP. This headline from the @wsj.com is dead wrong - No one at the actual opening ceremonies thinks the US team was being booed. Come on! The CBC broadcasters & people in the stadium are all crystal clear that JD VANCE WAS BEING BOOED, not the team.
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
HOLD UP. This headline from the @wsj.com is dead wrong - No one at the actual opening ceremonies thinks the US team was being booed. Come on! The CBC broadcasters & people in the stadium are all crystal clear that JD VANCE WAS BEING BOOED, not the team.
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Mariah Carey is there because Long Island is technically part of Italy
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Mariah Carey is there because Long Island is technically part of Italy
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Finally the Olympics embraces the superior American tradition of big head mascot racing.
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Finally the Olympics embraces the superior American tradition of big head mascot racing.
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Dua Lipa
Alex Horne
Stephen Colbert
Mark Hamill (again)
Kelly Clarkson
Selena Gomez
Jack Black (again, minus the kidnapping)
Alex Horne
Stephen Colbert
Mark Hamill (again)
Kelly Clarkson
Selena Gomez
Jack Black (again, minus the kidnapping)
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Dua Lipa
Alex Horne
Stephen Colbert
Mark Hamill (again)
Kelly Clarkson
Selena Gomez
Jack Black (again, minus the kidnapping)
Alex Horne
Stephen Colbert
Mark Hamill (again)
Kelly Clarkson
Selena Gomez
Jack Black (again, minus the kidnapping)
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Benicio Del Toro
Sam Richardson
Cecily Strong
Vincent D'Onofrio
Sam Richardson
Cecily Strong
Vincent D'Onofrio
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Benicio Del Toro
Sam Richardson
Cecily Strong
Vincent D'Onofrio
Sam Richardson
Cecily Strong
Vincent D'Onofrio
Keegan-Michael Key
Nick Offerman
Ted Danson
Kristen Bell
Andy Samberg
John Mulaney
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Jason Manzoukas
Nick Offerman
Ted Danson
Kristen Bell
Andy Samberg
John Mulaney
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Jason Manzoukas
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Keegan-Michael Key
Nick Offerman
Ted Danson
Kristen Bell
Andy Samberg
John Mulaney
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Jason Manzoukas
Nick Offerman
Ted Danson
Kristen Bell
Andy Samberg
John Mulaney
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Jason Manzoukas
Winter Olympics >>>> Summer Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Winter Olympics >>>> Summer Olympics
This goodest boi came to live with us 13 years ago today. He has been the best thing we have ever done and we’re so lucky to have stumbled on his profile on Pet Finder. Happy Gotcha Day, Lance.
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
This goodest boi came to live with us 13 years ago today. He has been the best thing we have ever done and we’re so lucky to have stumbled on his profile on Pet Finder. Happy Gotcha Day, Lance.
“He got off easy.” - Mussolini in hell, probably.
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
“He got off easy.” - Mussolini in hell, probably.
“Kidnappings by ICE for some, miniature American flags for others! And always twirling twirling twirling towards fascism!”
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Kidnappings by ICE for some, miniature American flags for others! And always twirling twirling twirling towards fascism!”
Since Vance is there, does this mean the Olympics are going to die in a couple days?
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Since Vance is there, does this mean the Olympics are going to die in a couple days?