Aisle424 Has Fallen
@aisle424.bsky.social
Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
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[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
“Plus a couple extra Jeff threw in as a gift,” he continued.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
“Plus a couple extra Jeff threw in as a gift,” he continued.
Whether it’s liberals upset about children being raped and kidnapped or conservatives mad at a football halftime show, both sides have anger issues that are unhealthy for a democracy. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Whether it’s liberals upset about children being raped and kidnapped or conservatives mad at a football halftime show, both sides have anger issues that are unhealthy for a democracy. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
How do these people not have aneurysms every day? Is rage somehow healing? It seems like it would be exhausting being this mad all the time at everything.
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
How do these people not have aneurysms every day? Is rage somehow healing? It seems like it would be exhausting being this mad all the time at everything.
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Gonna have to make a playlist
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Gonna have to make a playlist
“Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?”
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
“Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?”
“Ohhh… Gene Hackman lends class to any movie.”
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
“Ohhh… Gene Hackman lends class to any movie.”
Folks, there is no god damn way Trump wrote that post. It has correctly used punctuation. It has sentence structure that is beyond a third grader. That was Miller or a Miller flunky adding a couple Trump-sounding phrases. There’s no fucking way he used the parentheses in 401(k) in a rage post.
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Folks, there is no god damn way Trump wrote that post. It has correctly used punctuation. It has sentence structure that is beyond a third grader. That was Miller or a Miller flunky adding a couple Trump-sounding phrases. There’s no fucking way he used the parentheses in 401(k) in a rage post.
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“suspected political message”
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
“suspected political message”
The people who don’t understand the English lyrics of Born in the USA are very mad that they don’t understand the lyrics of songs in Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The people who don’t understand the English lyrics of Born in the USA are very mad that they don’t understand the lyrics of songs in Spanish.
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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I haven't seen old white guys this mad at a bunny since Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I haven't seen old white guys this mad at a bunny since Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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MAGA people pretending to have to like Kid Rock to own the libs
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
MAGA people pretending to have to like Kid Rock to own the libs
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
He didn’t write that.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
He didn’t write that.
Then again, Drake Maye not
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Then again, Drake Maye not
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Just gonna assume he’s dissing Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Just gonna assume he’s dissing Drake.
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It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish
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Last year your racist uncle couldn’t understand Kendrick’s “rapper music” and this year he’s just a puddle
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Last year your racist uncle couldn’t understand Kendrick’s “rapper music” and this year he’s just a puddle
Drinking racist tears
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Drinking racist tears