Aisle424 Has Fallen
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Folks, there is no god damn way Trump wrote that post. It has correctly used punctuation. It has sentence structure that is beyond a third grader. That was Miller or a Miller flunky adding a couple Trump-sounding phrases. There’s no fucking way he used the parentheses in 401(k) in a rage post.
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Folks, there is no god damn way Trump wrote that post. It has correctly used punctuation. It has sentence structure that is beyond a third grader. That was Miller or a Miller flunky adding a couple Trump-sounding phrases. There’s no fucking way he used the parentheses in 401(k) in a rage post.
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“suspected political message”
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
“suspected political message”
The people who don’t understand the English lyrics of Born in the USA are very mad that they don’t understand the lyrics of songs in Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The people who don’t understand the English lyrics of Born in the USA are very mad that they don’t understand the lyrics of songs in Spanish.
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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I haven't seen old white guys this mad at a bunny since Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I haven't seen old white guys this mad at a bunny since Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Two Super Bowls in a row where a Drake gets absolutely massacred.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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MAGA people pretending to have to like Kid Rock to own the libs
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
MAGA people pretending to have to like Kid Rock to own the libs
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
He didn’t write that.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
He didn’t write that.
Then again, Drake Maye not
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Then again, Drake Maye not
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Just gonna assume he’s dissing Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Just gonna assume he’s dissing Drake.
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It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish
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Last year your racist uncle couldn’t understand Kendrick’s “rapper music” and this year he’s just a puddle
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Last year your racist uncle couldn’t understand Kendrick’s “rapper music” and this year he’s just a puddle
Drinking racist tears
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Drinking racist tears
That was almost the most tragic interception the Seahawks have ever thrown at the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
That was almost the most tragic interception the Seahawks have ever thrown at the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl.
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all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
Casey Affleck had the better Dunkin commercial. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvN...
Dunkin Donuts - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Casey Affleck had the better Dunkin commercial. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvN...
The writers of Two Broke Girls did their best, Parker.
Hated everything about that Dunkin ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The writers of Two Broke Girls did their best, Parker.
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I'm calling it now -- during the second song of Bad Bunny's halftime performance, It Will Finally Happen.
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George RR Martin gave Benioff and Weiss the outline for how The Song of Ice and Fire books would end so they could create the ending of Game of Thrones. And we got a watered down, schlocky end. Feeding an outline to AI to write a book will be basically the same thing but somehow worse.
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
George RR Martin gave Benioff and Weiss the outline for how The Song of Ice and Fire books would end so they could create the ending of Game of Thrones. And we got a watered down, schlocky end. Feeding an outline to AI to write a book will be basically the same thing but somehow worse.
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I of course feel for Nancy Guthrie and her family, but there is something really grim about days of breathless CNN headlines about the kidnapping of one celebrity-related white woman, even as armed agents of our government are systematically kidnapping huge numbers of families every single day.
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I of course feel for Nancy Guthrie and her family, but there is something really grim about days of breathless CNN headlines about the kidnapping of one celebrity-related white woman, even as armed agents of our government are systematically kidnapping huge numbers of families every single day.
This commercial makes way more sense now that we know penis size is important to ski jumping.
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This commercial makes way more sense now that we know penis size is important to ski jumping.
I mean, that would be the Summer Olympics, but I like the idea of bringing the greater possibility of death to the summer sports. Why should the Winter games have the monopoly on it?
Until there’s an Olympic event based on Shelley Winters swimming underwater in a capsized ocean liner, I shan’t be watching
February 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I mean, that would be the Summer Olympics, but I like the idea of bringing the greater possibility of death to the summer sports. Why should the Winter games have the monopoly on it?
Non-zero chance they do that because they’re afraid his food will get poisoned.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Non-zero chance they do that because they’re afraid his food will get poisoned.