Chance Shirley
@crewless.bsky.social
Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again).
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Chance Shirley
@crewless.bsky.social
· Mar 24
I wonder if anybody has posted a feature-length film to Bluesky yet.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
Anyway, I’m going to post my first feature, *Hide and Creep*, to Bluesky, two or three minutes at a time.
Here’s the first two minutes and 22 seconds.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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The Freaky Couple in my Uber.
September 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Freaky Couple in my Uber.
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Sung to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”:
on the other site, a magnificent post of extraordinary proportions
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sung to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”:
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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"Ah AMS a snow-bunnies."
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Ah AMS a snow-bunnies."
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I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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my dad subscribed to some PC magazines in the 80s. i remember propping them open next to the keyboard as i typed out, line by line, some basic-ass BASIC programs into the computer, all to make colors and shapes appear on the screen
this is to say: i love this with my entire heart vole.wtf/doctype/
this is to say: i love this with my entire heart vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
my dad subscribed to some PC magazines in the 80s. i remember propping them open next to the keyboard as i typed out, line by line, some basic-ass BASIC programs into the computer, all to make colors and shapes appear on the screen
this is to say: i love this with my entire heart vole.wtf/doctype/
this is to say: i love this with my entire heart vole.wtf/doctype/
A filmmaker friend of mine is launching a cool filmmaking card game.
www.musemoviewritingcardgame.com
www.musemoviewritingcardgame.com
MUSE | Muse
www.musemoviewritingcardgame.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A filmmaker friend of mine is launching a cool filmmaking card game.
www.musemoviewritingcardgame.com
www.musemoviewritingcardgame.com
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
Me, using a big battery: Haha yeah, this is awesome, I can run so many things off this one battery!
Me, waiting on a big battery to charge: Well this sucks. What the eff.
Me, waiting on a big battery to charge: Well this sucks. What the eff.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me, using a big battery: Haha yeah, this is awesome, I can run so many things off this one battery!
Me, waiting on a big battery to charge: Well this sucks. What the eff.
Me, waiting on a big battery to charge: Well this sucks. What the eff.
I swear, is Windows any good for anything other than constantly updating itself?
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I swear, is Windows any good for anything other than constantly updating itself?
Birmingham folks — this show is tomorrow night!
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Birmingham folks — this show is tomorrow night!
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Cincinnati Ohio
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cincinnati Ohio
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Today is the birthday of artist Dave Cockrum (Nov. 11, 1943-Nov. 26, 2006). Creator or cocreator of Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Thunderbird, Wildfire, Mystique, the Starjammers, the Imperial Guard, Magik, & much more!
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today is the birthday of artist Dave Cockrum (Nov. 11, 1943-Nov. 26, 2006). Creator or cocreator of Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Thunderbird, Wildfire, Mystique, the Starjammers, the Imperial Guard, Magik, & much more!
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*stares off into the distance*
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*stares off into the distance*
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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After James Bond’s death, four new agents appear, all claiming to be 007. But after the Cyborg Bond blows up London, the real Bond emerges from his healing pod and leads the other three to victory.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
After James Bond’s death, four new agents appear, all claiming to be 007. But after the Cyborg Bond blows up London, the real Bond emerges from his healing pod and leads the other three to victory.
Glad they’re paying this dumbass a trillion dollars.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Glad they’re paying this dumbass a trillion dollars.
We should ask these guys what the largest non-scary city/town is.
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We should ask these guys what the largest non-scary city/town is.
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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Unbelievably and unaccountably, yes
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Unbelievably and unaccountably, yes
Senate Dems suck and I hate them.
Calling Trump and senate Republicans goddamn Nazis is literally the least they can do, and they won’t even do that.
Calling Trump and senate Republicans goddamn Nazis is literally the least they can do, and they won’t even do that.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Senate Dems suck and I hate them.
Calling Trump and senate Republicans goddamn Nazis is literally the least they can do, and they won’t even do that.
Calling Trump and senate Republicans goddamn Nazis is literally the least they can do, and they won’t even do that.
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The record pretty conclusively proves that Congress loves a shutdown until the exact moment that a shutdown interferes with their ability to reliably catch a flight.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The record pretty conclusively proves that Congress loves a shutdown until the exact moment that a shutdown interferes with their ability to reliably catch a flight.