Andrew Bellware
@drewsky.app
There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.
I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
White men hate Obama in part because he has everything every straight man wants. His wife is clearly in love with him. His kids like and respect him. He surrounded by many genuine friends. He's erudite and respected. And for him to dare to be a Black man? That drives them nuts.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
White men hate Obama in part because he has everything every straight man wants. His wife is clearly in love with him. His kids like and respect him. He surrounded by many genuine friends. He's erudite and respected. And for him to dare to be a Black man? That drives them nuts.
I'm shouting "Bear!" at a local fire hydrant.
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm shouting "Bear!" at a local fire hydrant.
Not for nothing but every one of your selfies is just trailcam footage. Yes, I know you're tired and just wanna go to sleep for a few months but um... is there extra room in your cave? I brought extra fish if you want some.
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Not for nothing but every one of your selfies is just trailcam footage. Yes, I know you're tired and just wanna go to sleep for a few months but um... is there extra room in your cave? I brought extra fish if you want some.
I am dumb because I shout "Phillip Hamster Claimant!" in a territorial parrot cafe, remonstrating the local currency as it reconstructs a divine vision of the State.
Someone said I was dumb because I they said I probably thought you can yell fire in a crowded theater, and then thought I was dumb because I said that had something to do with socialism.
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I am dumb because I shout "Phillip Hamster Claimant!" in a territorial parrot cafe, remonstrating the local currency as it reconstructs a divine vision of the State.
I don't mean to imply that this sleeping bear is actually you. But I'm not saying it ISN'T you.
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don't mean to imply that this sleeping bear is actually you. But I'm not saying it ISN'T you.
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Not surprised at all.
Dear Jon Stewart c/o @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not surprised at all.
That's my activation code. I gotta go.
delineate chaos bewitched
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That's my activation code. I gotta go.
TIL that one of the easiest ways to determine if you're looking at squirrel tracks or rabbit tracks is to look at where they go. Squirrel tracks tend to terminate at the base of trees as they employ the vertical axis to their movements, while rabbits tend to go around trees.
December 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
TIL that one of the easiest ways to determine if you're looking at squirrel tracks or rabbit tracks is to look at where they go. Squirrel tracks tend to terminate at the base of trees as they employ the vertical axis to their movements, while rabbits tend to go around trees.
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Fox News= MAGA Broadcast News One
CBS News= MAGA Broadcast News Two
NYT= MAGA News, print edition
Washington Post= MAGA Gazette, print edition
CBS News= MAGA Broadcast News Two
NYT= MAGA News, print edition
Washington Post= MAGA Gazette, print edition
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fox News= MAGA Broadcast News One
CBS News= MAGA Broadcast News Two
NYT= MAGA News, print edition
Washington Post= MAGA Gazette, print edition
CBS News= MAGA Broadcast News Two
NYT= MAGA News, print edition
Washington Post= MAGA Gazette, print edition
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BUT HUNTER'S LAPTOP
New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BUT HUNTER'S LAPTOP
But O! Where is Matt Taibbi?!
New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
But O! Where is Matt Taibbi?!
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Does it save time to wash dishes by hand? No. But is it better for the environment? Also no.
People who want to get morally superior about how they hand-wash everything really gotta reckon with the fact that machine dish-washing uses considerably LESS water and emits considerably fewer greenhouse emissions than standard handwashing practices do.
(And you save a lot of time...)
(And you save a lot of time...)
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Does it save time to wash dishes by hand? No. But is it better for the environment? Also no.
Kate, of "McMansion Hell" @katewagner.wehwalt.net is always hilarious, but "a simple lumpen-grifter to ascend to chud Valhalla" is maybe one of the funniest.
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Kate, of "McMansion Hell" @katewagner.wehwalt.net is always hilarious, but "a simple lumpen-grifter to ascend to chud Valhalla" is maybe one of the funniest.
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one of the major problems with our political system is that in liberal world u need four Harvard degrees to even so much as touch a campaign trail meanwhile in right wing world it basically takes less than nothing for a simple lumpen-grifter to ascend to chud Valhalla
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
one of the major problems with our political system is that in liberal world u need four Harvard degrees to even so much as touch a campaign trail meanwhile in right wing world it basically takes less than nothing for a simple lumpen-grifter to ascend to chud Valhalla
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You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
Although this spaceship was built for human habitation, it was designed and constructed by an alien species so there are some odd design considerations. For instance, the primary, and atomic-powered, heater is located in the bathrooms section. Which makes late-night trips to the loo better.
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Although this spaceship was built for human habitation, it was designed and constructed by an alien species so there are some odd design considerations. For instance, the primary, and atomic-powered, heater is located in the bathrooms section. Which makes late-night trips to the loo better.
How long have you been aware that this is you?
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
How long have you been aware that this is you?
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I'm ready to be the type of Democrat the Democratic Party has needed this entire time. The type of Democrat who will fight Trump’s authoritarianism by showing up, not with strongly worded letters.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm ready to be the type of Democrat the Democratic Party has needed this entire time. The type of Democrat who will fight Trump’s authoritarianism by showing up, not with strongly worded letters.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
I really appreciate The Diplomat’s use of dialogue-free scenes where they play everything with the eyes.
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I really appreciate The Diplomat’s use of dialogue-free scenes where they play everything with the eyes.
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
Do you want to save the world or get the girl?
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Do you want to save the world or get the girl?