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Andrew Bellware
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There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.

I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
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After coming home from the New You salon in Logan's Run.
The image features a close-up of an elephant seal lying on a sandy beach. The focus is on the seal's large, wrinkled face, which is a mix of gray and brown tones. Its eyes are partially open, and the prominent, trunk-like snout is centered in the composition. The texture of the seal's skin is rough and weathered, with visible creases and folds. In the background, another blurred elephant seal is partially visible, further emphasizing the main subject.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I think there are a lot of stereotypes about "city" mouse and "country" mouse. But nobody talks about the suburban mouse who lives in commuting distance of work but also likes a tree-lined street and a cozy downtown area.
The image shows a small gray mouse with round ears and bright black eyes positioned in the center. The mouse is resting on a textured yellow mesh surface, which contrasts with its smooth fur. The ears and whiskers are prominent, and the mouse’s nose is slightly pink. The background shows blurred brown and beige tones, likely from surrounding objects or materials.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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My day job is mouse.
The image features a small, brown mouse perched on a patch of vibrant green moss. Its fur is a mixture of light brown and gray, with a white underbelly. The mouse's rounded ears and pointed snout are prominently visible. Its dark, shiny eyes glance sideways, and its delicate whiskers are splayed forward. The background consists of blurred, lush green leaves, suggesting a natural forest environment.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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"Ah AMS a snow-bunnies."
A skunk is seen walking on a snow-covered surface. The skunk has black fur with distinctive white stripes running from its head along its back to its bushy tail, which is held high. The skunk's nose and whiskers are dusted with snow. In the background, there is a wooden fence that follows the angle of the ground. The scene is outdoors, as evidenced by the blurred outlines of trees and bare branches. The sky appears overcast, creating a soft, diffused light across the image.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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pig pig pig pig
The image depicts four wild boars grazing in a grassy field. The boars have dark, coarse fur and are spread across the image. The two boars on the left are closer together, while the other two are more spaced apart. In the background, there is a dense line of shrubs and small trees, creating a natural barrier. The ground is covered with green grass interspersed with patches of dry, brown vegetation. The scene is set in what appears to be a rural or wild landscape.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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The image is a split-screen meme. On the left, there is a scene from a concert where a person is holding up a sign that reads "YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME" while taking a selfie. The background is filled with a crowd of concert-goers. On the right, a humorous image shows a small rabbit standing on a chair, positioned to appear as if it is singing into a microphone. The background is dark and indistinct, highlighting the rabbit's playful stance. Alt-text: Split image of a concert-goer holding a "YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME" sign and a rabbit appearing to sing into a microphone. Transcribed Text: YOUR MUSIC SAVED ME FB: @FlemishGiantRabbit
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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What if I told you that this is you?
The image features a close-up of a small frog perched on vibrant yellow and orange tropical plant stems. The frog has a mottled brown texture on its skin, which provides camouflage against the similarly hued background. Its large eyes are prominent and glisten with moisture, giving it an alert appearance. The frog’s slender toes wrap around the stem, showing its nimbleness. The background is blurred, focusing attention on the frog and the plant.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This bunny feels that rabbit stuff is very skritchy.
The image shows a small rabbit sitting in a grassy area. The rabbit is positioned with its body facing slightly to the left, and its head turned towards the viewer. It has gray and brown fur with a lighter belly, and its ears are erect, displaying a slight pinkish hue on the inner side. The rabbit is using its front paw to scratch or clean its face. The foreground is composed of short grass, and the background is softly blurred, hinting at a garden or outdoor setting with some indistinct greenery.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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The image features two birds with sleek, streamlined bodies and predominantly dark brown heads with white underparts. The bird on the right has its beak open, appearing to vocalize or interact with the bird on the left, whose head is slightly turned toward the viewer. These birds are standing close to each other, with the one on the right having a striking yellow marking around its mouth. The background is a smooth, out-of-focus grayish-blue, giving a serene feeling to the composition.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A sign that says "JAZZ CLOSET".
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I feel this AI-slop would have been funnier if he was pouring tea from a Russian samovar but honestly that joke would be too sophisticated for the right-wing bots that are pushing it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I am primarily made up of damp bear.
The image portrays a brown bear standing in water with its head and upper body visible. The bear's fur is wet, with water droplets cascading down from its coat, creating a shiny effect. Its ears are upright, and its eyes are gently closed, suggesting a calm demeanor. The background is a blur of gray, indicating the water around it is in motion.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A vote for that Communist Mamdani is a vote for this baby kangaroo.

Think before you vote.

There will be a baby kangaroo in every bubble tea joint in New York City if Mamdani wins this election.

Think about that. Is this the world you want to live in?
The image features a close-up of a joey peeking out from its mother kangaroo's pouch. The joey is centrally positioned, with its eyes wide open and ears perked up. The fur of the joey is smooth and light brown, complementing the mother's coarse, darker brown fur. The background is slightly blurred, indicating a grassy area with hints of trees and other kangaroos out of focus, suggesting a natural habitat.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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This rabbit wants you to think about what you're doing.
The image features a brown rabbit sitting on a patch of rough, dirt-covered ground. The rabbit has short, soft-looking fur with a blend of brown, black, and white, particularly around its face and chest. Its ears are upright, with a light pink interior visible. The eyes are large and dark, giving the rabbit an alert expression. In the background, there is a dense forest area with blurred green foliage and tall tree trunks, suggesting an outdoor, wooded setting.
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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The image features a large outdoor billboard with a purple background and white text. The billboard is supported by wooden posts and is surrounded by a natural setting with trees and earthy ground. At the top center of the sign is the name “ALLISON” in a black rectangular box. The main text on the billboard reads "JESUS" in large, bold white letters. Below it, in smaller white letters, is the phrase "name above all names." At the bottom, it references two Bible verses: "Genesis 1:1 - Revelation 22:21." Alt-text: A billboard with the text "JESUS, name above all names, Genesis 1:1 - Revelation 22:21" on a purple background. Transcribed Text: ALLISON JESUS name above all names Genesis 1:1 - Revelation 22:21
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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With and without Tung oil.

No, I can't tell the difference either. And yes those are burn marks. And pine really can't handle much more than 120-grit.

But the fact this door actually works now is an achievement.
The image depicts a close-up view of a lock mechanism on a door. The lock is made of white metal and is attached to the edge of a dark gray door. To the right, a wooden block is fixed beside the lock, providing a buffer between the lock and the door frame. Three screws secure the lock, and the metal surface shows signs of wear and some rust on the screws. The door has rectangular cutouts around the lock area, showing unpainted wood beneath. The door frame appears worn, with visible streaks and chipping paint. The image shows a close-up view of a door latch mechanism. There is a white metal latch attached to a piece of light-colored wood, which in turn is mounted on a doorframe. The wood appears to be cut roughly, with visible grain patterns. Two screws are securing the latch to the wood. On the left side, there is a section of a dark-colored door with chipped paint, revealing lighter colors beneath. The door has two visible holes, one above the other, where a previous latch might have been installed.
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Hello. If you are receiving this message it is because this is you.
The image shows a close-up of a joey, a young kangaroo, peeking out from its mother's pouch. The joey's alert eyes and soft, brown fur are prominently visible. Its large ears are perked up, capturing attention with their distinct shape. The mother's fur is also visible, appearing thick and light brown, hinting at the texture. In the background, there are blurred hints of grass and bokeh patterns from trees, providing a natural and serene setting. The overall composition focuses primarily on the joey, with soft daylight enhancing the scene.
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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We have just folded space from Ix.

Many voting machines on Ix.

Vote vote vote.
The image shows a close-up of an elephant seal resting on a sandy surface. The frame captures the seal from the front, emphasizing its face. The seal has a large, wrinkled snout and small, dark eyes. Its skin is a mottled mix of brown and gray, with a rough texture. The background is blurred, hinting at another seal lying further away, creating a sense of depth in the image. The overall tone is subdued, with earthy colors dominating the scene.
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Sir? What are your qualifications for becoming Mayor of New York City?

Oh. Okay then.
The image shows a person holding a black and white cat in an indoor setting. The person is wearing a dark jacket and smiling, with closed eyes, appearing content as they hug the cat. The cat, with a mostly black coat and a white patch on its nose and chest, is being gently held and seems relaxed. In the background, there are wooden shelves with bottles, and overhead are spherical pendant lights with a soft orange hue.
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Rabbit rabbit.
The image features two rabbits sitting closely together on a patch of green grass. The rabbit on the left has a rich brown fur with a slightly lighter shade on its nose, large ears standing upright, and round, dark eyes looking directly at the viewer. The rabbit on the right has predominantly white fur with gray markings around its ears and face. Its ears are also upright, and it shares the same round, dark eyes as the brown rabbit. Both rabbits are positioned against a backdrop of wire mesh fencing, with wooden structures in the background, suggesting a penned area or small enclosure. The composition focuses on the rabbits, highlighting their soft fur texture and alert expressions.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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May the Halloween Bunny make all your pumpkin dreams come true.
The image features a small brown and white rabbit interacting with a carved pumpkin on a grassy area. The pumpkin is orange with a carved face displaying a concerned expression, characterized by tilted eyebrows and downturned mouth. The rabbit, with its ears perked up, appears to be sniffing or nuzzling the pumpkin. The background is blurred with shades of dark green, suggesting trees or bushes.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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The image is an album cover featuring a stylized portrait of a person with dramatic makeup and adorned with an elaborate headpiece. The strong contrast between the bright, pale face and the deep red feathers surrounding the individual creates a distinctive focal point. The background is dark with geometric patterns in shades of maroon and yellow, adding depth and a sense of mystery. The title "Diva" in bold letters is placed towards the top right, written in light blue, while the artist’s name is above it in a script-like font in white. Alt-text: Album cover with a stylized portrait and the word "Diva" in blue. Transcribed Text: Annie Lennox DIVA
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM