Andrew Bellware
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There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.
I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
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Bluesky is not covering itself in glory recently
Mr. Oswalt's account has been suspended
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bluesky is not covering itself in glory recently
I hurt my ribs earlier and then I read this and it made me hurt myself so much more. "Black Hawk Down Ceiling Fan" is so funny I can't believe it.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I hurt my ribs earlier and then I read this and it made me hurt myself so much more. "Black Hawk Down Ceiling Fan" is so funny I can't believe it.
The Mechanized Intelligence has posted all sorts of signs like "ROBOTS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS" if you want to know the sort of hostility the biologics are under.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Mechanized Intelligence has posted all sorts of signs like "ROBOTS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS" if you want to know the sort of hostility the biologics are under.
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Sometimes Santa will wake up a kid Christmas Eve to ask “What do you think this text from my ex means? Do you think she wants me back?”
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes Santa will wake up a kid Christmas Eve to ask “What do you think this text from my ex means? Do you think she wants me back?”
This is exactly the sort of nonsense that activates the 00 service.
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is exactly the sort of nonsense that activates the 00 service.
Mah nose is damps because all the kissies.
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mah nose is damps because all the kissies.
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As the Kryptos K4 auction imbroglio simmers, I answer two key questions: Why did Jarett Kobek and myself turn down money for our silence and refuse to sign NDAs?
Read my STAGE WRITE essay: "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
Read my STAGE WRITE essay: "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
As the Kryptos K4 auction imbroglio simmers, I answer two key questions: Why did Jarett Kobek and myself turn down money for our silence and refuse to sign NDAs?
Read my STAGE WRITE essay: "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
Read my STAGE WRITE essay: "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
It may be time for me to blend back into the civilian population.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It may be time for me to blend back into the civilian population.
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At what point does the name change to the Trump files?
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
At what point does the name change to the Trump files?
Who is this?
You. This is you.
I know it because I see it in the mirror every morning.
Wait, what? What are you saying to me? That's nonsense. This is you.
You. This is you.
I know it because I see it in the mirror every morning.
Wait, what? What are you saying to me? That's nonsense. This is you.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Who is this?
You. This is you.
I know it because I see it in the mirror every morning.
Wait, what? What are you saying to me? That's nonsense. This is you.
You. This is you.
I know it because I see it in the mirror every morning.
Wait, what? What are you saying to me? That's nonsense. This is you.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
Naturally, this weasel is perturbed by the insidious malfeasance of zoological naming conventions.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Naturally, this weasel is perturbed by the insidious malfeasance of zoological naming conventions.
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Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
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Conceding past mistakes, the New York Times promises to now aggressively report on what race Jeffrey Epstein selected in his college applications.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Conceding past mistakes, the New York Times promises to now aggressively report on what race Jeffrey Epstein selected in his college applications.
This moose with big antlers looking serene in a green and grassy meadow believes that capitalism is a flawed theory about the operation of the political economy and is typically a theory which is unfalsifiable or by its own definition cannot exist.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This moose with big antlers looking serene in a green and grassy meadow believes that capitalism is a flawed theory about the operation of the political economy and is typically a theory which is unfalsifiable or by its own definition cannot exist.
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We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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For the past 10 weeks, I have been at the center of the Kryptos K4 auction imbroglio. But why did Jarett Kobek and myself turn down money for our silence and refuse to sign NDAs?
I explain it all in a new STAGE WRITE essay titled "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
I explain it all in a new STAGE WRITE essay titled "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For the past 10 weeks, I have been at the center of the Kryptos K4 auction imbroglio. But why did Jarett Kobek and myself turn down money for our silence and refuse to sign NDAs?
I explain it all in a new STAGE WRITE essay titled "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
I explain it all in a new STAGE WRITE essay titled "Not So Wonderful Things."
stage-write.ghost.io/not-so-wonde...
I have done a lot of music mixing on big analog consoles and I just can't imagine doing that except as pre-mixes ever again. I mean, for a musical style that's well-entrenched (straight guitar bass drums Hammond) I suppose it can work. But I need that couple-day break to come back and remix later.
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have done a lot of music mixing on big analog consoles and I just can't imagine doing that except as pre-mixes ever again. I mean, for a musical style that's well-entrenched (straight guitar bass drums Hammond) I suppose it can work. But I need that couple-day break to come back and remix later.