Patrick "sexy on the inside" Denny
@atomicnoggin.bsky.social
He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.
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Happy Shrove Tuesday to all that celebrate
a cartoon character is cooking bacon pancakes on a stove top
Alt: a cartoon character is cooking bacon pancakes on a stove top
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Happy Shrove Tuesday to all that celebrate
Possum's on the menu again boys!
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Possum's on the menu again boys!
This is Quebecois erasure
making a clone of bluesky where i *can't* see leathery skin and blue jeans
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is Quebecois erasure
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A few years ago I made a little word game called Tumbleword.
It was fun but it needed some code fixes that I didn't get around to. Until today! This might be your bag if you're into slightly tricky word puzzles?
Go forth, and tumble!
tumbleword.com
It was fun but it needed some code fixes that I didn't get around to. Until today! This might be your bag if you're into slightly tricky word puzzles?
Go forth, and tumble!
tumbleword.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
A few years ago I made a little word game called Tumbleword.
It was fun but it needed some code fixes that I didn't get around to. Until today! This might be your bag if you're into slightly tricky word puzzles?
Go forth, and tumble!
tumbleword.com
It was fun but it needed some code fixes that I didn't get around to. Until today! This might be your bag if you're into slightly tricky word puzzles?
Go forth, and tumble!
tumbleword.com
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Ah, men. Simultaneously the only gender capable of complex thought & decision making not subject to emotional whims, but also unable to control their animal urges in any way & the innocent victims of biological impulses - they're the best & smartest & also just dumb puppies who can't help it
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Ah, men. Simultaneously the only gender capable of complex thought & decision making not subject to emotional whims, but also unable to control their animal urges in any way & the innocent victims of biological impulses - they're the best & smartest & also just dumb puppies who can't help it
Can you recreate a colour or 5 from memory?
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Can you recreate a colour or 5 from memory?
Flagging for next year.
Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Flagging for next year.
Job #5 sounds pretty awesome too.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Job #5 sounds pretty awesome too.
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Got recommended this woman's videos on YouTube, and I'm hooked: she re-enacts old VHS dating tapes www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmh...
VHS Dates Re-enactment Compilation Part 1 (Gwen, Heather, Patricia & Joyce)
YouTube video by Chandler Juliet
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Got recommended this woman's videos on YouTube, and I'm hooked: she re-enacts old VHS dating tapes www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmh...
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
"Business Lunch"
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"Business Lunch"
I'm like an animorph!
Except I just turn into an older, more pathetic, version of my 25 year old self.
And there's no going back.
Except I just turn into an older, more pathetic, version of my 25 year old self.
And there's no going back.
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I'm like an animorph!
Except I just turn into an older, more pathetic, version of my 25 year old self.
And there's no going back.
Except I just turn into an older, more pathetic, version of my 25 year old self.
And there's no going back.
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Hey Ottawa pals, I’m going to be on a kickass panel talking about international human rights tomorrow and you should come
www.heathermcpherson.ca/ottawa_town_...
www.heathermcpherson.ca/ottawa_town_...
Ottawa town hall on human rights ** Assemblée publique sur les droits humains à Ottawa
www.heathermcpherson.ca
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Hey Ottawa pals, I’m going to be on a kickass panel talking about international human rights tomorrow and you should come
www.heathermcpherson.ca/ottawa_town_...
www.heathermcpherson.ca/ottawa_town_...
Sure it's only 28 days long, but with wind chill, it feels like 36
February, the longest shortest month of the year.
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Sure it's only 28 days long, but with wind chill, it feels like 36
@arieltroster.com your snow depth measurement system is catching on
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
@arieltroster.com your snow depth measurement system is catching on
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In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
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Obligatory Charge game selfie featuring my new Charge earrings and the Brianne Jenner bobblehead they were giving away tonight. Let’s go!
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Obligatory Charge game selfie featuring my new Charge earrings and the Brianne Jenner bobblehead they were giving away tonight. Let’s go!
I will say, with the frigid temps in Ottawa today, the borbs are extra borby. Not only that, many birbs have fluffed right up to full on borb-mode. Cardinals included.
January 24, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I will say, with the frigid temps in Ottawa today, the borbs are extra borby. Not only that, many birbs have fluffed right up to full on borb-mode. Cardinals included.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Brexit was about "sovereignty" apparently
Ceding all forms of autonomy to Trump is now a well-established position within Britain's media and among British media owners.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Brexit was about "sovereignty" apparently
Not a butt plug per se…
Take a close look at this picture.
What an interesting coin or artifact, you probably think 🤔. Such interesting detail, intricately carved or molded 🧐 ... HAHA sucker, you're looking at a SPIDER'S BUTT.
Let's meet Cyclocosmia ricketti, the Chinese hourglass spider.
CW: spiders & their butts
What an interesting coin or artifact, you probably think 🤔. Such interesting detail, intricately carved or molded 🧐 ... HAHA sucker, you're looking at a SPIDER'S BUTT.
Let's meet Cyclocosmia ricketti, the Chinese hourglass spider.
CW: spiders & their butts
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Not a butt plug per se…
She said she only likes men like she likes her tomato sauce…
Ragu Rich & Meaty (2002-circa 2008): A line of *extra* thick, jarred tomato sauce, boasting a "1/2 pound of meat in each jar". See this 🧵to see the varieties!
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 PM
She said she only likes men like she likes her tomato sauce…
In light of the new US food pyramid, post your most dubious sponsored wellness idea. I'll start
Hey snorers. Looking to change things up in the bedroom? Add some Crystal Light™ zero calorie FlavorBoost® drops to your CPAP water and enjoy fun-filled tropical adventures as you dream!
Hey snorers. Looking to change things up in the bedroom? Add some Crystal Light™ zero calorie FlavorBoost® drops to your CPAP water and enjoy fun-filled tropical adventures as you dream!
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
In light of the new US food pyramid, post your most dubious sponsored wellness idea. I'll start
Hey snorers. Looking to change things up in the bedroom? Add some Crystal Light™ zero calorie FlavorBoost® drops to your CPAP water and enjoy fun-filled tropical adventures as you dream!
Hey snorers. Looking to change things up in the bedroom? Add some Crystal Light™ zero calorie FlavorBoost® drops to your CPAP water and enjoy fun-filled tropical adventures as you dream!