Patrick "pre-snow jitters" Denny
@atomicnoggin.bsky.social
He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.
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"Everything reminds me of him"
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Everything reminds me of him"
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Seeking a kickass feminist Canadian maker who might be able to produce (in quantities) custom earrings featuring the slogan below. Flexible on design and medium.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Seeking a kickass feminist Canadian maker who might be able to produce (in quantities) custom earrings featuring the slogan below. Flexible on design and medium.
Someone needs to be taught a lesson in false equivalency and whataboutism using his face and a brick as teaching aids.
about to start a sort of registry here
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Someone needs to be taught a lesson in false equivalency and whataboutism using his face and a brick as teaching aids.
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Didn't read the article, but assuming "A Muppet Christmas Carol" is on that list
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Didn't read the article, but assuming "A Muppet Christmas Carol" is on that list
Hey girl, are you the largest inland marine disaster to occur in the last 100 years? Because I really want to sink my Edmund Fitzgerald into your Lake Gitchegumee...
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hey girl, are you the largest inland marine disaster to occur in the last 100 years? Because I really want to sink my Edmund Fitzgerald into your Lake Gitchegumee...
When you find a fun quote chain to interact with
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When you find a fun quote chain to interact with
Me Flirting:
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me Flirting:
NGL, if I ever find myself in Boston, I'm going to be tempted.
I'm 225lbs. I'd shoot outta that thing like a bullet train
I'm 225lbs. I'd shoot outta that thing like a bullet train
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
NGL, if I ever find myself in Boston, I'm going to be tempted.
I'm 225lbs. I'd shoot outta that thing like a bullet train
I'm 225lbs. I'd shoot outta that thing like a bullet train
Remember when this tool tried to run for Prime Minster, and every single Canadian reporter was like:
And in lighter news; Kevin O'Leary thinks he's electable!
*5 minutes of uninterrupted laughter from the entire crew*
And in lighter news; Kevin O'Leary thinks he's electable!
*5 minutes of uninterrupted laughter from the entire crew*
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Remember when this tool tried to run for Prime Minster, and every single Canadian reporter was like:
And in lighter news; Kevin O'Leary thinks he's electable!
*5 minutes of uninterrupted laughter from the entire crew*
And in lighter news; Kevin O'Leary thinks he's electable!
*5 minutes of uninterrupted laughter from the entire crew*
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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Good news!
Now you can wrap your gifts in bird-y data-y style with my Of A Feather wrapping paper.
This paper features feathers representing 511 birds whose names contain the words winter, christmas, snowy, snow, red, or green.
Ships everywhere, plastic-free! 🪶
www.jerthorp.me/product-page...
Now you can wrap your gifts in bird-y data-y style with my Of A Feather wrapping paper.
This paper features feathers representing 511 birds whose names contain the words winter, christmas, snowy, snow, red, or green.
Ships everywhere, plastic-free! 🪶
www.jerthorp.me/product-page...
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Good news!
Now you can wrap your gifts in bird-y data-y style with my Of A Feather wrapping paper.
This paper features feathers representing 511 birds whose names contain the words winter, christmas, snowy, snow, red, or green.
Ships everywhere, plastic-free! 🪶
www.jerthorp.me/product-page...
Now you can wrap your gifts in bird-y data-y style with my Of A Feather wrapping paper.
This paper features feathers representing 511 birds whose names contain the words winter, christmas, snowy, snow, red, or green.
Ships everywhere, plastic-free! 🪶
www.jerthorp.me/product-page...
I guess a better term for it would be shockingly recognizable. Depressingly recognizable? Recoilingly familiar?
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I guess a better term for it would be shockingly recognizable. Depressingly recognizable? Recoilingly familiar?
Oh mannnn.
They could do the funniest thing and award it to Mamdani
They could do the funniest thing and award it to Mamdani
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh mannnn.
They could do the funniest thing and award it to Mamdani
They could do the funniest thing and award it to Mamdani
Name the band and/or album
'Catwalk' : 'Supremely Unfuckable'
'Catwalk' : 'Supremely Unfuckable'
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Name the band and/or album
'Catwalk' : 'Supremely Unfuckable'
'Catwalk' : 'Supremely Unfuckable'
Will there be a 21 shoot-a-guy-in-face salute at Cheney's funeral?
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Will there be a 21 shoot-a-guy-in-face salute at Cheney's funeral?
Bunch of Kale (or any other wilting dark green)
Minced Garlic (optional)
Diced onion (optional)
Cup of rice
2 cups water or veggie stock
Can of lentils, drained and minced ( or any canned beans you have)
Wash and chop greens.
Saute with the garlic and onion, if available till greens are wilted /1
Minced Garlic (optional)
Diced onion (optional)
Cup of rice
2 cups water or veggie stock
Can of lentils, drained and minced ( or any canned beans you have)
Wash and chop greens.
Saute with the garlic and onion, if available till greens are wilted /1
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bunch of Kale (or any other wilting dark green)
Minced Garlic (optional)
Diced onion (optional)
Cup of rice
2 cups water or veggie stock
Can of lentils, drained and minced ( or any canned beans you have)
Wash and chop greens.
Saute with the garlic and onion, if available till greens are wilted /1
Minced Garlic (optional)
Diced onion (optional)
Cup of rice
2 cups water or veggie stock
Can of lentils, drained and minced ( or any canned beans you have)
Wash and chop greens.
Saute with the garlic and onion, if available till greens are wilted /1
You know,what they say:
Every time God closes a door, he usually locks it too. To make sure you stay out. You fucking ingrate.
Every time God closes a door, he usually locks it too. To make sure you stay out. You fucking ingrate.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You know,what they say:
Every time God closes a door, he usually locks it too. To make sure you stay out. You fucking ingrate.
Every time God closes a door, he usually locks it too. To make sure you stay out. You fucking ingrate.
It's ok, because we will always have Guerrero, and Guerrero will always have our back.
I truly believe we were the best team in baseball this year. I really do. We just couldn't do it. I'm so sad. I love them so much. I'm so proud of them and I also want to barf, so I guess that's sports for ya.
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It's ok, because we will always have Guerrero, and Guerrero will always have our back.
The way every single pitcher looks like they're desperately trying not to burst into tears is sending me
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The way every single pitcher looks like they're desperately trying not to burst into tears is sending me
GUERRERO GOT YOUR BACK
I admit to not being a big Blue Jays fan, but what I have learned since bandwagoning: Vladimir Guerrero Jr 10000% has your motherfuckin' back
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
GUERRERO GOT YOUR BACK
I admit to not being a big Blue Jays fan, but what I have learned since bandwagoning: Vladimir Guerrero Jr 10000% has your motherfuckin' back
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I admit to not being a big Blue Jays fan, but what I have learned since bandwagoning: Vladimir Guerrero Jr 10000% has your motherfuckin' back
If you can't laugh…
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you can't laugh…
Lotta people dressed as baseball players for Halloween here.
Heading out to find a bar with the game on that has room for me. @offhandremarks.bsky.social is candy master now.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lotta people dressed as baseball players for Halloween here.
3 kids so far. 12 year olds. No early round of toddlers this year
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
3 kids so far. 12 year olds. No early round of toddlers this year