Roz
@rozinreallife.bsky.social
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Roz
@rozinreallife.bsky.social
· Sep 17
A man literally sent me this list of his favorite podcasts a couple of years ago, and I just... never texted him back
No one wants the ball
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
No one wants the ball
Oh good, case of measles at the daycare at my kid's high school.
You absolute dumbshits.
You absolute dumbshits.
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh good, case of measles at the daycare at my kid's high school.
You absolute dumbshits.
You absolute dumbshits.
The way I snort laughed
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The way I snort laughed
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Soooo… remember that Christmas song I was working on? It’s coming out on Friday. I’ll bug ya about it more throughout the week, but if you want to pre-save it, here’s the link to do so.
It’s my first solo release in about 20 years. Shares and support are appreciated. 🎄
It’s my first solo release in about 20 years. Shares and support are appreciated. 🎄
The Only Gift by Devin Masters
Stream and Pre-save The Only Gift - Distributed by DistroKid
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December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Soooo… remember that Christmas song I was working on? It’s coming out on Friday. I’ll bug ya about it more throughout the week, but if you want to pre-save it, here’s the link to do so.
It’s my first solo release in about 20 years. Shares and support are appreciated. 🎄
It’s my first solo release in about 20 years. Shares and support are appreciated. 🎄
Kicker, you had one job
(Thx)
(Thx)
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Kicker, you had one job
(Thx)
(Thx)
My dog has Who lashes #cujoissopretty
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My dog has Who lashes #cujoissopretty
Opalite is literally just a mixture of Last Christmas (Wham!) and Oh My My (Blue October) and you can sing either one right over the top of it
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Opalite is literally just a mixture of Last Christmas (Wham!) and Oh My My (Blue October) and you can sing either one right over the top of it
Hey thx Auburn great job
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey thx Auburn great job
That kid looks pretty terrified of grandpa's neck
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That kid looks pretty terrified of grandpa's neck
Threatening to headbutt the ref is certainly a choice
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Threatening to headbutt the ref is certainly a choice
That's some bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
That's some bullshit
Can we have halftime early so Whitt can yell at everyone
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can we have halftime early so Whitt can yell at everyone
Turf monster got him
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Turf monster got him
Still undefeated vs having any side effects
Flu & covid shots ✅️
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Still undefeated vs having any side effects
Flu & covid shots ✅️
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Flu & covid shots ✅️