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Patrick "seasonally adjusted" Denny
@atomicnoggin.bsky.social
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He/him. Web stuff. Dad stuff. Canadian. Half decent sandwich maker. Poor Meatmail conduit. As little adulting as possible.
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Giving our season's tickets a practice game warm up with @offhandremarks.bsky.social
A shot of the Ottawa Charge playing The Toronto … something's… in a preseason game. Sitting 5 rows back from home goal
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"Everything reminds me of him"
Cover of a book Titled "How to make Apple Heads" with a picture of two shrunken apple faces, one looking surprisingly like RFK Jr.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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iF ItS A ToNGuHe TWeIsTer ItS A VLoI MiSeSEer
SpongeBob mocking meme image
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Pretty sure a mirror would work better at this point
Far side panel cartoon with a bunch of parakeets in a bar. Two parakeets stand in front of a mirror. One of them, in a little hat, is talking down the other one, who is quite agitated. A table is knocked over near them. The caption says : " Whoa, back off, Bobby Joe. … That's just your reflection."
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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When you find a fun quote chain to interact with
Image of the "Pin Pals" logo, a bowling team from the Simpsons. It comprises of a circle around the team name in pink cursive writing and four bowling pins, with the heads of the members atop each pin. This iteration of the logo and team includes Carl, Homer, Lenny, and Barney
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Canadians right now.
Kombucha girl meme where a woman is initially grossed out but then intrigued by the concept of apple pie flavoured kraft dinner
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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*Looks angrily at camera, hose water dripping from my beard*

The FUCK did you just say?
A poorly drawn cartoon of a guy in an I'll fitting brown suit with "crucified" to a beige X. Under it is the associated article title: Why Gen X is the real loser generation, from The Economist
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Had to pull the cottage dock out of the water this weekend, so we took the opportunity to christen the Paella pan
A sixteen inch carbon steel paella pan, chock full of Bomba rice, merguez sausage, chicken, shrimp, scallops,veggies & spices. It's sitting on a metal grill over a brick firepit. The fire has died down to hot coals.
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Found anorhervsoon to be discontinued cereal for the future use of @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
A box of Kellogg's Stranger Things branded (Maple Waffle Flavoured) Demogorgon Crunch with UPSIDE DOWN marshmallows. The box graphic is a cartoon Demogorgon – a grey/white humanoid monster whose head is a five sided "mouth" opened like a tooth covered flower with a "regular" fang-filled mouth in the center. An illustration of the cereal on the lower half of the box reveals it to be honey combs with weird multicoloured marshmallows. The marshmallows barely resemble their supposed shapes of 'Flashlight', 'Demogorgon' & 'D20 die'
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Current state of said dock
Picture of the same 50 ft dock, three years later, with Vicky sitting on it in a plastic Adirondack chair. Our schnauzer Otto stands near her. We will be pulling it out next weekend with friends
October 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Unsolicited dock pick
A picture of myself and my aunt standing triumphantly on my inaugurally installed 50 ft dock.
October 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Someone either installed this thermostat through a poster, or used the poster to cover up the unpainted outline of the former thermostat.
A thermostat in a bar clearly installed on top and smack dab in the middle of a poster for a deal on corona buckets. A deal that our server informed us isn't a thing anymore
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Post u from a different era

Circa 2010. My first and only attempt at doing Movember. People paid me to stop growing a moustache
A photo of me at a spry 40 years old. Beardless, except for scruff and a bad moustache that makes me look like I'm not allowed within 700 meters of a school.
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Inglorious bastards screenshot where a character is out dcas a spy because he's holding up the wrong hand gesture for three
September 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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It's less than half the size of Ottawa.
A screenshot from mapfight.xyz comparing Los Angeles in blue to Ottawa in red. Below that is a caption stating that "Los Angeles (US) is 0.47 times as big as Ottawa (Canada)"
August 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Monsignor Martinez, the fictional Mexican mercenary Priest from the in-universe King of the Hill tele-novella show " Los Dias Y Las Noches de Monsignor Martinez" brandishing two six shooters menicingly
August 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Yes, it would be. I wore this one instead. It got a lot of compliments
A a hubba bubba grape coloured shirt with a rainbow and a unicorn high across the chest. Under that in large pink Bubble all caps are the words "Alpha Male" Several multicolor sparkles randomly adorn the short as well.
August 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Only the finest in cottage attire for this boy
My partner Vicky taking a selfie on our cottage dock as I stand behind her in a ratty 23 year old baseball cap, an Effin' Birds purple basketball jersey emblazoned with a sketch of flamingo and the words Fancy Mother Fucker in cursive, and blue & pink flamingo swim trunks. My great beard is extra scraggly looking and my resting bitch face is out in full force.
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Something I learned this week, freshwater Jellyfish exist. Here's a video of one. It's a quarter shaped translucent little guy happily sha-blooping along
August 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Just lookit these Toy Story ass clouds
a picture of a lake with blue gray slightly choppy water above is blue sky with large fluffy white clouds that look almost CGI in quality.
August 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The sunsets here are always stunning
A stunning sunset. The sun is going down behind trees and lighting up fluffy clouds above. This is being perfectly mirrored in the glass like lake
August 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Loon came to say hello
Picture of my schnauzer, Otto, sitting at the end of the dock looking out at a loon on the water maybe 15 feet away.
August 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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In case any of you are doubting the work part, here's my cottage office
A small folding computer desk with a MacBook pro, two 17 inch monitors and a coffee mug on it. It is sitting inside a 12' x 10' screened in gazebo sitting on a 16' x 16' deck. The fron of my cottage and a bench railing can be seen just outside of the gazebo. A large wooden Muskoka chair can also be seen next to the desk
August 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Working from the cottage for two weeks.
Shot of me sitting on my dock on a pristine lake with my wet schnauzer just in front of me. All you can see of me is my wet legs and bathing suit. Between my feet is a wooden six pack crate with a freezer pack in between the five unopened beers inside it. A sixth open beer sits atop one of the unopened beers
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Ideally, the socks should be filled with pennies, not sand. We're Canadian though, and don't have pennies any more.

That said, we might be able to find a Black Velvet tube full of pennies in someone's grandma's closet somewhere.
A black cardboard tube with a plastic lid used to package Black Velvet Canadian Whisky. It was often used to store loose change… much like to those cookie tins people use as sewing kits
August 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM