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The Elf Who Lost His Hand in a Tragic Toy Factory Accident (Holiday Special)
YouTube video by Francesco Marciuliano
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The Elf Who Lost His Hand in a Tragic Toy Factory Accident—The heartwarming holiday special about Christmas joy and factory-related dismemberment youtu.be/cinypEf1xxQ
#christmas #holiday #holidayseason
#christmas #holiday #holidayseason
To speed the process Christmas Eve it would really help us if you could keep your doors unlocked, your security cameras off, and your keys in the your car's ignition. Trust me, all part of the holiday spirit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To speed the process Christmas Eve it would really help us if you could keep your doors unlocked, your security cameras off, and your keys in the your car's ignition. Trust me, all part of the holiday spirit.
If you wake up Christmas Eve to find Santa sitting on the edge of your bed crying and drinking, get ready to hear A LOT about his ex.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you wake up Christmas Eve to find Santa sitting on the edge of your bed crying and drinking, get ready to hear A LOT about his ex.
Remember that one toy you wanted from Santa but never got? We just found it wedged under the brake pedal of Santa's sled. This is why we kept going right off of roofs and into people's swimming pools.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Remember that one toy you wanted from Santa but never got? We just found it wedged under the brake pedal of Santa's sled. This is why we kept going right off of roofs and into people's swimming pools.
If you asked for LEGO and got Mega Bloks instead, would you be happy? No. Remember that when we ask for keys to your liquor cabinet and you leave out milk for us instead.
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you asked for LEGO and got Mega Bloks instead, would you be happy? No. Remember that when we ask for keys to your liquor cabinet and you leave out milk for us instead.
Santa claimed an elf protestor hurled an entire tray of lasagna at him. Jury found there’s no way an elf could afford lasagna on what Santa pays us.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Santa claimed an elf protestor hurled an entire tray of lasagna at him. Jury found there’s no way an elf could afford lasagna on what Santa pays us.
ICE says they will arrest Santa if he appears in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. So Canada, get ready to see Santa in your Giant Tiger Uh, Our Thanksgiving Was LAST Month holiday parade!
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ICE says they will arrest Santa if he appears in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. So Canada, get ready to see Santa in your Giant Tiger Uh, Our Thanksgiving Was LAST Month holiday parade!
Santa said the only reason his elves voted against his policies is because all his policies are anti-elf. Otherwise, he said "I would have won 100% of the vote because the elves love me."
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Santa said the only reason his elves voted against his policies is because all his policies are anti-elf. Otherwise, he said "I would have won 100% of the vote because the elves love me."
Santa said the only reason his elves voted against his policies is because all his policies are anti-elf. Otherwise, he said "I would have won 100% of the vote because the elves love me."
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Santa said the only reason his elves voted against his policies is because all his policies are anti-elf. Otherwise, he said "I would have won 100% of the vote because the elves love me."
Santa claims doctor tests show he is peak physical condition and has the best brain ever. So maybe this is the year you finally stop believing in Santa Claus.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Santa claims doctor tests show he is peak physical condition and has the best brain ever. So maybe this is the year you finally stop believing in Santa Claus.
Santa is now saying all elves need an Exclusive Elf ID to vote. All Exclusive Elf Ids are given only to those named "Santa."
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Santa is now saying all elves need an Exclusive Elf ID to vote. All Exclusive Elf Ids are given only to those named "Santa."
Santa is losing his shit over the fact an elf won in the Elf Union election last night and is citing this as proof elves should not be allowed to vote on elf concerns.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Santa is losing his shit over the fact an elf won in the Elf Union election last night and is citing this as proof elves should not be allowed to vote on elf concerns.
It’s amazing how much work I get done now that I just scream 24/7 instead of wasting time trying to solve my problems.
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s amazing how much work I get done now that I just scream 24/7 instead of wasting time trying to solve my problems.
We are now contractually obligated to tell kids “Santa says hi” to their single moms.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We are now contractually obligated to tell kids “Santa says hi” to their single moms.
Thanks to this job Santa Elves live just long enough to wish polar bear attacks were more frequent.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thanks to this job Santa Elves live just long enough to wish polar bear attacks were more frequent.
Every Labubu doll comes with an agenda. Apparently. They're all cackling evil about something here.
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every Labubu doll comes with an agenda. Apparently. They're all cackling evil about something here.
Everyone's getting the same gift this year. It's an eternal flame.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Everyone's getting the same gift this year. It's an eternal flame.
December 31, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Still time to watch this, with Christmas tree lights reflecting on the screen.
December 28, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Still time to watch this, with Christmas tree lights reflecting on the screen.
Happy #BoxingDay, when Santa stores all the elves in boxes until next November so we can't look for better jobs in the offseason
December 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Happy #BoxingDay, when Santa stores all the elves in boxes until next November so we can't look for better jobs in the offseason
Happy Hanukkah!
December 26, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Happy Hanukkah!
Merry Christmas!!!
December 25, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Merry Christmas!!!
From Bermuda to Puerto Rico to back to the North Pole to find every elf drunk and pairing off with various toys.
December 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
From Bermuda to Puerto Rico to back to the North Pole to find every elf drunk and pairing off with various toys.
In Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. Time for me to finally eat dinner, otherwise known as the Floam I found left on the floor of the sleigh since 1993.
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
In Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. Time for me to finally eat dinner, otherwise known as the Floam I found left on the floor of the sleigh since 1993.
In Nunavut, Canada. Each year we deliver 12 billion gifts. Each year we get seven thank you letters, five clearly written by Santa.
December 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
In Nunavut, Canada. Each year we deliver 12 billion gifts. Each year we get seven thank you letters, five clearly written by Santa.