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kate wagner
@katewagner.wehwalt.net
Unheil-bringer. architecture critic @thenation.com
my blogs are https://late-review.com and mcmansionhell.com

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I wrote a radical (full) guide to Wagner’s ring cycle for @vanmusicmag.bsky.social van-magazine.com/mag/wagner-r...
The Götterdämmerung of It All!
Kate Wagner's radical reinterpretation of Richard Wagner's "Ring" cycle from the political left.
van-magazine.com
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ok so….i think I haven’t been drinking enough salt
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wagner creating the boy ubermensch: so imagine a rapist
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
YOOOOOOOOOOO
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t need to say it
OK, less contentious post:

You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?

For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the swimmer is such a weird movie
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
my parents are lowkey so tone deaf when talking to the rest of the family on the Christmas zoom call about all the fun and expensive traveling they’re doing on their generational good luck boomer retirement savings
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
my husband got me a Brünnhilde teddy bear last year and I’m sorry but that is an unbeatable present. he will never top that as long as he lives
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Rudolph wasn't accepted until he proved his value to the boss
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
oh….my god?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I miss taking walks outside but at least I can write for like 3 hours a day now
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I want to add stronger electrolytes to my diet (mine are only 300mg of salt for example) but I’m afraid of consuming the LMNT packets that literally have 1000mg of salt in them bc damn that’s so much salt. On the other hand, blood doesn’t get to my brain when I stand up
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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it requires an absolutely staggering lack of self awareness for chatterton to complain that he has lost elite opportunities because he has anti-woke views.
The Other Way the ‘Super Woke’ Left Discriminates
Race and gender aren’t the only categories that determine who gets special treatment.
www.theatlantic.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
wow it is a merry Christmas after all
"RIP to the Heritage Foundation, which functionally died this week, as its most prominent staffers made a beeline for the exit."

Good riddance!

Boom from @lizdye.bsky.social in @atrupar.com's latest PN.

open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
Heritage Foundation killed by MAGA
Antisemitism in the GOP? The devil you say!
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The stars are converging weirdly and Wagnerianly as 2025 winds down toward an untold future of norm-shattering. Happy holidays to all and @oliviagiovetti.bsky.social @katewagner.wehwalt.net specifically.
The Wagnerian subtext of the Folger’s Christmas incest ad
Fern von hier Folger’s mir nun.
www.criticaldrift.org
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Overcooked it lol
ok took my second tirzepatide shot two days ago and now it’s like I have endless energy and endless dysautonomia at the same time lol
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Robert Schumann will haunt you the the grave
Scientists have developed a robotic hand exoskeleton that can passively train expert pianists to play faster keystrokes and overcome the ceiling effect in motor skills.

Read more in #ScienceRobotics: https://scim.ag/3N3bJil
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe I fell for the fake heart attack (acid reflux) at age 32
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I don’t mean to alarm but I just started this and am cooking diabolically
i am going to write the great american novel about the ring cycle
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
ok took my second tirzepatide shot two days ago and now it’s like I have endless energy and endless dysautonomia at the same time lol
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Wild @404media.co story from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social on being able to stalk himself when Flock left at least 60 of its people-tracking cameras livestreaming on the open internet. The panopticon we are living in has my skin crawling and makes me want to stay inside forever.
Flock Exposed Its AI-Powered Cameras to the Internet. We Tracked Ourselves
Flock left at least 60 of its people-tracking Condor PTZ cameras live streaming and exposed to the open internet.
www.404media.co
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i am going to write the great american novel about the ring cycle
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Inside you are two wolves (zepbound and box of chocolates from my in laws)
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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chat, i didnt think it would, but it happened to me: i subscribed to the @katewagner.wehwalt.net McMansion Hell Patreon (im a mcmansionhead); join for as little as $1/month:
Get more from McMansion Hell on Patreon
creating educational and witty architectural criticism.
patreon.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM