Mojave Midnights
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Mojave Midnights
@mojavemidnights.bsky.social
genderqueer, Angeleno, Bloodborne enthusiast. he/her/she/him
I got a great new haircut so now you all get to see how hot I look
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Ancestral Catholics with their ideas about a fallen world secretly gravitate towards tragic goth

Tradcath Converts, however think they've captured the Biblical Dragonballs and have the Mandate of Heaven to raze the Earth with their power
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I don't even know how to explain the enormity of this to people who don't follow Catholic politics. A vote of 199-22 would have been a shocking swing away from the hardcore conservatism of many of these bishops. 216-5 is absolutely nuts.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I went over to the septic tank and found this malformed turd. Look. Look at it. Look at the horrible shape and the threads of blood in it. Think about the twisted freak who made this turd. Oh, you don't like this? Well maybe I'll stay over in the septic tank. I get way more engagement over there
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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this is art. im not fucking around this is art
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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the rich are obsessed with hating fat people because it's a strain of cruelty seemingly normal people will respond positively to AND if you're rich and you don't want to be fat you just pay a team of specialists to make you not fat. it's a class war wedge.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Mamdani speaks.

"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
estibass.com esti @estibass.com · Jun 25
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Pope Leo “said that ‘the role of the Church is to preach the Gospel’, and highlighted the Evangelist Matthew’s account of the Last Judgement: ‘Jesus says very clearly: At the end of the world, we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner? Did you receive him, and welcome him, or not?’”
Pope Leo: “Spiritual rights” of immigrant detainees must be respected.

“The Pope was responding to a question from a journalist concerning the fact that Catholic migrants detained in Chicago have been denied access to Holy Communion.”

www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...
Pope: ‘Spiritual rights’ of migrant detainees must be respected - Vatican News
In remarks to journalists in Castel Gandolfo, Pope Leo calls for “deep reflection” on the treatment of migrants in the United States, urges
www.vaticannews.va
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
everyone pack it in, we're not gonna beat this one
this is so much better than the last time we were all new yorkers
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Zohran’s victory speech is just gonna be, “Time to stop dickin around. Rent is free now and we’ll pay for it with the fresh blood of rich men.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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sudden, shooting pain in my abdomen
if I wanted to watch a bunch of 40-somethings relive the 80s I'd try and get another Shadowrun game going.
Shamelessly stealing Freddie Mercury's valor here, trying to distract you from the fact that without the music cue this is just cliches piled high like a Frazetta Triangle of long dead corpses

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssK...
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else
March 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Homey literally said "touch mass"
why would he come for online trads like this
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Last night I saw a guy on the sidewalk in a Charlie Brown costume kissing a woman in a slutty angel costume and I couldnt snap a pic fast enough to show you all that Charlie Brown has hoes.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale

tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM