Mojave Midnights
mojavemidnights.bsky.social
Mojave Midnights
@mojavemidnights.bsky.social
genderqueer, Angeleno, Bloodborne enthusiast. he/her/she/him
the only good bullet rosary is the genderqueer one my sister got me because she thought the contrast of BULLETS with ROSE PINK STONE felt like my flavor of genderqueer (in a silly way), and she was exactly right
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I got a great new haircut so now you all get to see how hot I look
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
need this to be stapled to every cross and crucifix
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
@amagire.bsky.social I feel like you'll also get a lot of use out of this skeet
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
reminds me of...
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
this picture goes hard as fuck,massive respect to the guy, but I have to say we already have a better 2025 pic from the battle of Los Angeles
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
September 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
what an email to wake up to
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this has @hausofholes.bsky.social vibes in a way I can't define
July 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this Community joke has been extremely helpful to my brain
July 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
July 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
if someone claims to live in LA or represent an LA-based group, but refers to the residents of Los Angeles as "Los Angelenos" instead of "Angelenos", they're lying to you
June 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it's almost a thing of beauty. the only things I've seen that even *approach* this ratio were from people who were already hated by the entire internet, but this skeet is just THAT terrible. a strange sort of purity, or density. never before has anyone crammed so much dogshit into so few characters.
June 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Season 1 was great but Season 2 is probably the funniest season of TV I've ever seen. If there was one show I could bring back for another season it's this by a mile.

The Morrissey bit might be the favorite joke of all time. I crack up every time I think about it. Goodnight, sweet princes
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
April 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm not here to defend the church exactly but I will point out that Francis let his head of the ODF - the guy whose job it is to say "that's heresy and you can't say it" - make these statements and then have them published by the Vatican. 1/2
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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