Promised Consort Raquel
@raquelinere.bsky.social
She/Her. I’m small by human standards. Severe Hottie. Dad enjoyer and bad joke maker. Very stupid, but very nice. Simpsons posting afoot. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch.
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I hope when he dies Cena runs out and announces it the exact same way he did with Bin Laden
There should be a Snoopy Sticker of Approval on everything
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There should be a Snoopy Sticker of Approval on everything
weed man save me, weed man, save me weed man
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
weed man save me, weed man, save me weed man
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Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
it really sucks to live in a world where everything could just be better and we can't have that because the elite can't stand the idea of people they deem as lesser living happy, fulfilled lives.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
it really sucks to live in a world where everything could just be better and we can't have that because the elite can't stand the idea of people they deem as lesser living happy, fulfilled lives.
he's boring for the same reason Edward Cullen is boring, he's just the Golden Boy who can do no wrong.
Buffy Posting: Angel is good again which means he's kinda boring again but I will probably watch Angel after finishing Buffy
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
he's boring for the same reason Edward Cullen is boring, he's just the Golden Boy who can do no wrong.
Buffy Posting: Angel is good again which means he's kinda boring again but I will probably watch Angel after finishing Buffy
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Buffy Posting: Angel is good again which means he's kinda boring again but I will probably watch Angel after finishing Buffy
I know I should be lucky that I will always have a place to live because of my sister, but I'm also still upset over how she treated me during the whole moving process
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I know I should be lucky that I will always have a place to live because of my sister, but I'm also still upset over how she treated me during the whole moving process
fucked up that paying bills makes u broke
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
fucked up that paying bills makes u broke
she helped me make the bed and now she's tuckered out
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
she helped me make the bed and now she's tuckered out
"Objectification serves no one but men." shut the fuck up you stupid bitches
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"Objectification serves no one but men." shut the fuck up you stupid bitches
Buffy Posting: I like this alternate universe where Buffy and Oz get to kill Xander and Willow. It was so poetic.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Buffy Posting: I like this alternate universe where Buffy and Oz get to kill Xander and Willow. It was so poetic.
Buffy Posting: ok you know that one Billie Eilish moment where she talks about how ugly guys getting too confident after bagging a hottie? that's Xander.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Buffy Posting: ok you know that one Billie Eilish moment where she talks about how ugly guys getting too confident after bagging a hottie? that's Xander.
Buffy Posting: I love drunk Spike.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Buffy Posting: I love drunk Spike.
Buffy Posting: OZ IS SO GOOD TO WILLOW AND SHE'S SNEAKING AROUND WITH XANDER. THE AUDACITY. THE CLOWNERY.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Buffy Posting: OZ IS SO GOOD TO WILLOW AND SHE'S SNEAKING AROUND WITH XANDER. THE AUDACITY. THE CLOWNERY.
Buffy Posting: I make fun of Spike for being cucked, but loverboy really only has eyes for Drusilla
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Buffy Posting: I make fun of Spike for being cucked, but loverboy really only has eyes for Drusilla
Buffy Posting: Ok so I'm expected to believe vampires can't reproduce but they can get shit faced
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Buffy Posting: Ok so I'm expected to believe vampires can't reproduce but they can get shit faced
Anna Nicole Smith was called fat and bitches are getting cosmetic surgery to have her assets
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Anna Nicole Smith was called fat and bitches are getting cosmetic surgery to have her assets
Gilmore Girls Posting: ok there's a lot of bad/awkward moments in the show but the worst moment is Krysten Ritter talking in an Indian accent
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gilmore Girls Posting: ok there's a lot of bad/awkward moments in the show but the worst moment is Krysten Ritter talking in an Indian accent
Gilmore Girls Posting: it's such a minor thing but I actually think it's a failure that they don't do more with the fact that the main characters are both named Lorelai
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gilmore Girls Posting: it's such a minor thing but I actually think it's a failure that they don't do more with the fact that the main characters are both named Lorelai
I have to do laundry but it's cold outside
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have to do laundry but it's cold outside
me want popcorn machine
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
me want popcorn machine
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
my dad loves mixing me and my sister up even though I'm the baby and his favorite daughter (that's alive)
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my dad loves mixing me and my sister up even though I'm the baby and his favorite daughter (that's alive)