Promised Consort Raquel
@raquelinere.bsky.social
She/Her. I’m small by human standards. Severe Hottie. Dad enjoyer and bad joke maker. I post a lot about shows I'm watching. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch.
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I hope when he dies Cena runs out and announces it the exact same way he did with Bin Laden
I pointed out to a managar that they don't give me weekends off even though as a full timer I'm supposed to get at least one weekend off a month, and they've given me 3 Saturdays off in a row. complaining works
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I pointed out to a managar that they don't give me weekends off even though as a full timer I'm supposed to get at least one weekend off a month, and they've given me 3 Saturdays off in a row. complaining works
I'm child free bc school drop-off sounds like torture
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm child free bc school drop-off sounds like torture
Mrs. Stinky Poo Poo Man
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mrs. Stinky Poo Poo Man
@dashwallkick.bsky.social Annie woke me up at 3am bc she couldn't be in my room, take her back and I'll relieve you from Squeak duty.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@dashwallkick.bsky.social Annie woke me up at 3am bc she couldn't be in my room, take her back and I'll relieve you from Squeak duty.
I know when Annie is planning on being a butt to Luna because it's the one time she'll fight being picked up but she also accepts that that attitude will get her kicked out of the room
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I know when Annie is planning on being a butt to Luna because it's the one time she'll fight being picked up but she also accepts that that attitude will get her kicked out of the room
I asked my mom if you would ever consider taking a small break from smoking weed so maybe her tolerance will lower and she'll enjoy smoking/edibles more and she said "not if I don't have to."
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I asked my mom if you would ever consider taking a small break from smoking weed so maybe her tolerance will lower and she'll enjoy smoking/edibles more and she said "not if I don't have to."
all Netflix shows look like a show you'd see characters watching in a different show.
Like, Netflix pushes for their dialogue to be repetitive, explanatory, plenty of scenes where people describe what just happened and what is going on and who they are and what they plan to do.
And now, their viewers are just actively hallucinating an entirely different thing *while watching it*
And now, their viewers are just actively hallucinating an entirely different thing *while watching it*
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
all Netflix shows look like a show you'd see characters watching in a different show.
I want to get a stand mixer and only make fancy butters
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I want to get a stand mixer and only make fancy butters
um child free bc sometimes they make scary demon sounds
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
um child free bc sometimes they make scary demon sounds
if you wanna make a girl horny play guitar and sing.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
if you wanna make a girl horny play guitar and sing.
Buffy Posting: all the girls got horny for Giles when they saw him play guitar and sing.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Buffy Posting: all the girls got horny for Giles when they saw him play guitar and sing.
not to be all "kids these days" but some of the younger people here do not have basic pattern recognition or logic
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
not to be all "kids these days" but some of the younger people here do not have basic pattern recognition or logic
Reposted by Promised Consort Raquel
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
pros of dating me: the nudes are good
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pros of dating me: the nudes are good
I make fun of her for being jealous but I think she missed the routine of kneading on me when I was winding down for sleep and after my alarm goes off in the morning.
imagine having a box and getting grumpy bc you didn't get to spend a couple nights with the lady that adopted you
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I make fun of her for being jealous but I think she missed the routine of kneading on me when I was winding down for sleep and after my alarm goes off in the morning.
it should be illegal to work when it's under 50°. let your employees be cozy and warm in bed
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
it should be illegal to work when it's under 50°. let your employees be cozy and warm in bed
I like that they're solving the puzzles together but also aware of their collective brain power and they have a walkthrough ready anyway
no one told me game grumps started playing silent hill, betrayed yet again
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I like that they're solving the puzzles together but also aware of their collective brain power and they have a walkthrough ready anyway
Bob's Burgers Posting: I like that Linda high on edibles is the same as regular Linda
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Bob's Burgers Posting: I like that Linda high on edibles is the same as regular Linda
I know HER2-Negative is a medical thing but it sounds like a caveman talking about why I'm being a bitch.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I know HER2-Negative is a medical thing but it sounds like a caveman talking about why I'm being a bitch.
"why don't you like your sister?" bc every Christmas I remember how my she compared me to the claymation baby new year over my ears
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"why don't you like your sister?" bc every Christmas I remember how my she compared me to the claymation baby new year over my ears
I don't like the asthma commercial with the dinosaur bc he looks so cute and friendly and they're treating him like an inconvenience
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don't like the asthma commercial with the dinosaur bc he looks so cute and friendly and they're treating him like an inconvenience
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keep your moots close but your reply guys even closer
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
keep your moots close but your reply guys even closer
whenever you see something about 90s pop girlies and how it's not real music or there's no substance, it's like please just admit that you hate that they're more famous for being fun and flirty than you are with your deep serious music.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
whenever you see something about 90s pop girlies and how it's not real music or there's no substance, it's like please just admit that you hate that they're more famous for being fun and flirty than you are with your deep serious music.
if women can have a good vibes rabbit, why can't sports teams have one too?
It’s never been more over. I like my Eagles folks and take no pleasure in reporting this.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if women can have a good vibes rabbit, why can't sports teams have one too?