Aisle424 Has Fallen
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Imagine capitulating to this clown shoes filled with monkey shit set on fire administration.
Judge rules James Comey criminal case is dismissed without prejudice. Judge determined the US Attorney Lindsey Halligan was not lawfully appointed
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine capitulating to this clown shoes filled with monkey shit set on fire administration.
“I am the master of the CLIT. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me, Charlie Brown”
"Zed's dead, Charlie Brown, Zed's dead"
you go to the box, you know. two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“I am the master of the CLIT. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me, Charlie Brown”
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
“… and then the agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the man says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“… and then the agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the man says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
The bumble coming up over the mountains right before a commercial break gave me nightmares. It didn’t matter that he got reformed later and wanted a job.
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The bumble coming up over the mountains right before a commercial break gave me nightmares. It didn’t matter that he got reformed later and wanted a job.
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best city on earth
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
best city on earth
Are they winning?
Notre Dame has scored 35 points in the first 11 minutes of today's game vs. Syracuse.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Are they winning?
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
(dying laughing)
Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
(dying laughing)
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession
On President Trump's suggestion that 6 Democratic lawmakers be executed for sedition
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Jake Tapper on President Trump’s suggestion that 6 Democratic lawmakers be executed for sedition | CNN Politics
President Trump responds to Democratic lawmakers urging troops to disobey illegal orders.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession
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My "The president doesn't want to execute members of congress" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My "The president doesn't want to execute members of congress" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
The flight delays and 4 hour security line waits will continue until morale improves.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The flight delays and 4 hour security line waits will continue until morale improves.
I feel like he can eat a bag of dicks
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I feel like he can eat a bag of dicks
Duke-Ku sounds like a fake martial art that frat bros do while drunk.
Hate-watching Duke-ku
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Duke-Ku sounds like a fake martial art that frat bros do while drunk.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Stay tuned for the upcoming segment, “The Sun Rises in the East”
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Stay tuned for the upcoming segment, “The Sun Rises in the East”
Not with that attitude
A reminder: Tariffs are a regressive tax. The anti-Robin Hood.
Trump's current tariff settings effectively impose a tax rate on low-income households that's roughly TRIPLE that on high-income folks. That's not the way taxes are supposed to work.
[source: budgetlab.yale.edu/research/sta...
Trump's current tariff settings effectively impose a tax rate on low-income households that's roughly TRIPLE that on high-income folks. That's not the way taxes are supposed to work.
[source: budgetlab.yale.edu/research/sta...
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Not with that attitude
There really is no situation where Trump can’t find a way to make it worse/more disgusting. It’s almost impressive.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There really is no situation where Trump can’t find a way to make it worse/more disgusting. It’s almost impressive.
The stakes were clearly described. We were told we were being hysterical. Even by people who didn’t vote for him.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The stakes were clearly described. We were told we were being hysterical. Even by people who didn’t vote for him.
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Every tweet coming out of the White House this weekend
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every tweet coming out of the White House this weekend
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE SET A RECORD FOR STRAIGHTNESS
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE SET A RECORD FOR STRAIGHTNESS
I’m not gay please don’t put in the newspaper that I gayed
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m not gay please don’t put in the newspaper that I gayed