Aisle424 Has Fallen
@aisle424.bsky.social
Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE SET A RECORD FOR STRAIGHTNESS
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE SET A RECORD FOR STRAIGHTNESS
OPERATION MY PENIS IS HUGE ACTUALLY
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
OPERATION MY PENIS IS HUGE ACTUALLY
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
DO YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER?
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
DO YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER?
For no particular reason
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
For no particular reason
She definitely sucked his dick.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
She definitely sucked his dick.
WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS
Me on the Bluesky tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me on the Bluesky tonight.
What channel should I turn on?
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What channel should I turn on?
Emmett’s family isn’t able to watch him pitch in the World Series, but they are sending jugband vibes.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Emmett’s family isn’t able to watch him pitch in the World Series, but they are sending jugband vibes.
In the waiting room at Lance’s rehab
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
In the waiting room at Lance’s rehab
We can't have dryer vents to the exterior of our building on the alley side because it's on the historical register. But King Diarrhea can demolish part of the East Wing of the literal White House for his golden party room.
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We can't have dryer vents to the exterior of our building on the alley side because it's on the historical register. But King Diarrhea can demolish part of the East Wing of the literal White House for his golden party room.
Most people know that the Milwaukee Brewers glove logo sneakily incorporates an M and a B. But what a lot of people don’t know is that it also incorporates 4 Ls.
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Most people know that the Milwaukee Brewers glove logo sneakily incorporates an M and a B. But what a lot of people don’t know is that it also incorporates 4 Ls.
When you knew you should have put a couple bucks on Ohtani homering twice
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When you knew you should have put a couple bucks on Ohtani homering twice
“Nyquillus Dillwad… Bristol Myers Squibb”
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Nyquillus Dillwad… Bristol Myers Squibb”
“We’re going to cover it in gold. It will be tremendous. Nobody has ever thought to do that. A golden arch. So beautiful…”
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“We’re going to cover it in gold. It will be tremendous. Nobody has ever thought to do that. A golden arch. So beautiful…”