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Chris Kamler
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Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer.
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
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#TeamNED
📍Kansas City
ESTJ
Cheese tax collector
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
His wife could not be reached for comment as she was crying in the corner.
RFK Jr says he'd rather "stay in bed with my wife" than go to his daily AA meetings
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The Independence Avenue bridge remains the undisputed, undefeated, heavyweight champion.
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Me: Hey beautiful girlfriend, how about we go to that place we talked about Tuesday.
Cute Girl: Oh. Um. Uh. Let’s see how I feel Tuesday!
Me: I’ll work on other plans.
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling that the Royals don't want to find a suitable home in Missouri or Kansas.

#Nashville
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Just twelve more years of January left, gang. Almost there.
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Sorry about that AFC Championship, y’all. Pretty slow.

This is what happens when Kansas City isn’t in it. Be back soon.
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I guess this beats listening to the radio waiting to hear your school called in alphabetical order….

www.instagram.com/reel/DT81m9Y...
www.instagram.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Kickers watching this game…
a baby wearing a bib that says " the wildes " drinks from a bottle
ALT: a baby wearing a bib that says " the wildes " drinks from a bottle
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Stidham with the Dr Pepper Challenge toss there
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I am #teammeteor in this game.
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Her eyes are up there, pal.
#kcwx
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I should call her…
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"Generational storm"
"Up to a foot of snow."
"KC is in the bullseye"

We all know what is going to happen.
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
All of this seems like an episode of Doctor Who around the 39 minute mark. Where you know this is all building to a climax, waiting for some resolution -- but also fearful that this is just setting up a two-parter.
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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is klingon wrestling staged
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Which do you think will get here first?
Doomsday or... yanno, Doomsday.
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Also reporting that people who spend time at casinos do gambling.
Also water is wet.
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM