Chris Kamler
@chriskamler.bsky.social
Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer.
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
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ESTJ
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
chriskamler.com
📍Kansas City
ESTJ
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these two coaches are both 44 in these pictures
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
these two coaches are both 44 in these pictures
Paralyzed myself for a week after the first (and only) time I went surfing. The ambulance driver said I did really good.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Paralyzed myself for a week after the first (and only) time I went surfing. The ambulance driver said I did really good.
If I were Maduro, I wouldn't be worried. This is the same penal system that took good care of Jeffrey Epstein.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I were Maduro, I wouldn't be worried. This is the same penal system that took good care of Jeffrey Epstein.
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“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
I stayed in the "New Outlook" for a total of 5 1/2 hours.
Please clap.
Please clap.
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I stayed in the "New Outlook" for a total of 5 1/2 hours.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Aaron Rodgers this morning: “Hello <yurt rental company> Hey I’m going to need to push back my reservation for a week.”
“Yes. I understand there will be a charge.”
“Yes. I understand there will be a charge.”
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Aaron Rodgers this morning: “Hello <yurt rental company> Hey I’m going to need to push back my reservation for a week.”
“Yes. I understand there will be a charge.”
“Yes. I understand there will be a charge.”
Here’s hoping Aaron is absolutely de-pantsed next Monday.
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Here’s hoping Aaron is absolutely de-pantsed next Monday.
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Mike Tirico set that up PERFECTLY, my god.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Mike Tirico set that up PERFECTLY, my god.
All-time jinx right there.
COLLINSWORTH????
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
All-time jinx right there.
This game is drunk.
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This game is drunk.
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I wouldn’t wanna be Aaron Rodgers’ secret AI wife later tonight if this one doesn’t go his way
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wouldn’t wanna be Aaron Rodgers’ secret AI wife later tonight if this one doesn’t go his way
Twice.
Should probably consider guarding Zay Flowers
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Twice.
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Rooting for the Scorigami now
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Rooting for the Scorigami now
Of course Butker makes the one we want him to miss.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Of course Butker makes the one we want him to miss.
I’ll give the announcers credit, they’re treating this turd like the Super Bowl. Well… I guess for them it IS their Super Bowl.
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I’ll give the announcers credit, they’re treating this turd like the Super Bowl. Well… I guess for them it IS their Super Bowl.
I hope children aren’t watching this Chiefs Raiders game.
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I hope children aren’t watching this Chiefs Raiders game.
I mean, to be fair, we elected that weird guy as mayor of New York. Let hell rain down, I suppose.
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I mean, to be fair, we elected that weird guy as mayor of New York. Let hell rain down, I suppose.
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
JUST PLEASE MAKE SURE SALVADOR PEREZ IS OK.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
JUST PLEASE MAKE SURE SALVADOR PEREZ IS OK.
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THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE START THE KICKING JUST THINKING IT WILL END. BUT IN THE KICKING ENDING IT’S RECOVERED JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE START THE KICKING JUST THINKING IT WILL END. BUT IN THE KICKING ENDING IT’S RECOVERED JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS
BUT IS IT REALLY OVER
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
BUT IS IT REALLY OVER
I ordered for you. I got the boiled chicken and a side of white rice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I ordered for you. I got the boiled chicken and a side of white rice.