Chris Kamler
@chriskamler.bsky.social
Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer.
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
chriskamler.com
📍Kansas City
ESTJ
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
chriskamler.com
📍Kansas City
ESTJ
I’ve been texting all my friends asking them if they want to see my beaver, and sadly nobody has said yes. So I’m gonna show it to you.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’ve been texting all my friends asking them if they want to see my beaver, and sadly nobody has said yes. So I’m gonna show it to you.
Chewbacca is on a hunt for Ewoks. Beware.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chewbacca is on a hunt for Ewoks. Beware.
The Sky God is good.
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Sky God is good.
Oh yeah. THIS is absolutely the straw that will break the camel’s back and the right will finally demand his removal.*
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh yeah. THIS is absolutely the straw that will break the camel’s back and the right will finally demand his removal.*
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
*Until some other distraction happens tomorrow.
BUT when I’m not being verbally abused, we do good Spooky Gingerbread House.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
BUT when I’m not being verbally abused, we do good Spooky Gingerbread House.
Happy Friday, you sexy animals.
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy Friday, you sexy animals.
A little early for @sasscarpone.bsky.social #TTT but this is what happens when you have a presentation at 3:30 am. A little business on top and party down below.
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A little early for @sasscarpone.bsky.social #TTT but this is what happens when you have a presentation at 3:30 am. A little business on top and party down below.
Hello, beautiful.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hello, beautiful.
Nope. Not ok about this. 2025 can fuck right off into the sun.
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nope. Not ok about this. 2025 can fuck right off into the sun.
I have a chihuahua. He is angry. At everything. All the time.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have a chihuahua. He is angry. At everything. All the time.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
I’m sitting here eating a turkey sandwich and, as I am want to do, will pinch off a little piece of turkey or cheese to give to my little buddy.
I think that just pisses hinnoff more that I’m not giving him my entire sandwich.
@jeremydanner.bsky.social @albush.com
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@jeremydanner.bsky.social @albush.com
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
Da fuq? Is this real?
I could’ve sworn you based it off the noun. Yet another English error @missroyalkc.bsky.social will filet me over.
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You’d like it. It’s a thrift store and a bar. Two of your favorite things.
I know the world is burning, but allow me an opportunity to just let me be proud of this. 180 lb's and counting.
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I know the world is burning, but allow me an opportunity to just let me be proud of this. 180 lb's and counting.
I just want someone to love me like this.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
September 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I just want someone to love me like this.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
I don't think that's too much to ask.
#RedFriday
Where even the sun plays along...
Where even the sun plays along...
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
#RedFriday
Where even the sun plays along...
Where even the sun plays along...
Best obstructed view in baseball.
August 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Best obstructed view in baseball.
Happy Birthday to one of the kindest, sweetest, and prettiest people on the Internet!!
It’s @missroyalkc.bsky.social!!!
Just don’t ask her to sit through a 2 hour live musical.
In the words of Han Solo, live long and prosper.
It’s @missroyalkc.bsky.social!!!
Just don’t ask her to sit through a 2 hour live musical.
In the words of Han Solo, live long and prosper.
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy Birthday to one of the kindest, sweetest, and prettiest people on the Internet!!
It’s @missroyalkc.bsky.social!!!
Just don’t ask her to sit through a 2 hour live musical.
In the words of Han Solo, live long and prosper.
It’s @missroyalkc.bsky.social!!!
Just don’t ask her to sit through a 2 hour live musical.
In the words of Han Solo, live long and prosper.
Oh look at that father and son, they must be talking about plans for the future, or memories of growing up…
Actually….
Actually….
August 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh look at that father and son, they must be talking about plans for the future, or memories of growing up…
Actually….
Actually….
Hi. My name is Tuco. Today, I thought it would be fun to roll and roll and roll in goose shit forcing my dad to give me an emergency bath.
August 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hi. My name is Tuco. Today, I thought it would be fun to roll and roll and roll in goose shit forcing my dad to give me an emergency bath.
