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Chris Kamler
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Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer.
Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze.
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📍Kansas City
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Wait until you see what healthcare is gunna cost this holiday season!!
Artificial Christmas trees will cost an estimated 10% to 20% more this season than they did last year because of increased tariff costs, according to several major U.S. importers.

And the cost of lights could jump as much as 63% for the same reason.
Tariffs could be coming for your Christmas tree
Mass market Christmas decor, including artificial trees, hasn't been manufactured in the United States for decades.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Are the Epstein Files released yet?
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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To all the #youtubetv subscribers, here's the link to claim your $20 ESPN/Disney refund from the multi-trillion-dollar conglomerate overlords who are banking on the fact that most people will either assume it's automatically credited or will simply forget to do it.
tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Clowns to the left of me.
Jokers to the right.
Here I am.
Stuck in the middle with you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reading up and watching videos about this woman who called 40 churches for a can of formula and absolutely 0% of that narrative surprised me.

We live in the absolute dumbest, rudest, and worst timeline.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We now return you to your regularly scheduled completely functional and in no way collapsing government.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Are…are the Current the Buffalo Bills of Soccer?
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This aged poorly.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Let’s go Current
#KCBaby
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This indictment sponsored by DraftKings.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Go Dolphins
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sure would love to watch the Current playoff game today. Eat a dick Disney and YouTubeTV.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Imagine being a fan of either of these teams.
The football is bad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Nature is healing.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Related: I miss the Gold Buffet in North Kansas City.

(Site of the new Kauffman Stadium)
President Trump continues to put his gold stamp on the White House. Don't forget, Thursday is Wings Night
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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quintessential fox news chyron. zero notes. ht @ndrew.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’ve been texting all my friends asking them if they want to see my beaver, and sadly nobody has said yes. So I’m gonna show it to you.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Zohran now has more wins in 2025 than the Jets.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Imagine if Hakeem Jeffries gives a speech tonight one % of the power and energy as that speech.

The House would open at 8am
The congresswoman would be sworn in at 8:05
The shutdown would be resolved by 8:15
The Epstein files would be released by 8:30.

All it takes is some stones.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Lol what a night. I wouldn’t be surprised if the president literally declares war on New York and California tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM