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Chicago, IL
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everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
send em
About to head into the lab for the podcast. Send in your questions here or @realfansprogram.bsky.social .
February 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
send em
prime carlos boozer
MJF’s hair is so sick right now
February 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
prime carlos boozer
misawa is looking down at the bump megan bayne took in stunned disbelief
February 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
misawa is looking down at the bump megan bayne took in stunned disbelief
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HUGE FUCK ICE CHANTS ON AEW AGAIN 🤼
February 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
HUGE FUCK ICE CHANTS ON AEW AGAIN 🤼
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Dunkzilla been cooking for a while now! #AEWDynamite
February 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Dunkzilla been cooking for a while now! #AEWDynamite
most recent is death on the nile. what a waste of time and gal godot is an embarrassment.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
most recent is death on the nile. what a waste of time and gal godot is an embarrassment.
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Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
rollins is a total zero
No Liger, Kobashi, or Misawa but fuck ass Shawn Michaels was the first name out of his mouth. Great.
February 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
rollins is a total zero
i know we're beating this to death but reading the full unabridged Les Mis in high school was one of my favorite reading experiences ever
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i know we're beating this to death but reading the full unabridged Les Mis in high school was one of my favorite reading experiences ever
this team USA inspires barely anything in me. im not gonna be sad when they lose.
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
this team USA inspires barely anything in me. im not gonna be sad when they lose.
moty incoming
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite 8/7c, TONIGHT! AEW Continental Title Eliminator @JonMoxley vs @DUNKZILLADavis After Mox retained the title going the distance at Grand Slam Australia, TONIGHT he fights dangerous Mark Davis, who wants payback for Mox meddling in his Tag Title shot!
February 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
moty incoming
it's designed to make you mad. so many opinions you never needed to see or think about. if the guy who owns it isn't enough of a deterrent, you should avoid mainlining pure unfiltered toxic waste into your brain. it's bad to do.
i scrolled twitter for the first time in like 100 years last night and that place is genuinely radioactive. people who spend a couple hours or more a week on there are gonna need reeducation camps or something. it's pure ragebait
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
it's designed to make you mad. so many opinions you never needed to see or think about. if the guy who owns it isn't enough of a deterrent, you should avoid mainlining pure unfiltered toxic waste into your brain. it's bad to do.
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"X has its problems, but"
It's run by a white supremacist who sent college kids to steal all our personal data when Trump took office and now he's building a child porn machine and his platform is nothing but Nazis and pedos.
Nick here works for the WSJ. Curious indeed.
It's run by a white supremacist who sent college kids to steal all our personal data when Trump took office and now he's building a child porn machine and his platform is nothing but Nazis and pedos.
Nick here works for the WSJ. Curious indeed.
February 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"X has its problems, but"
It's run by a white supremacist who sent college kids to steal all our personal data when Trump took office and now he's building a child porn machine and his platform is nothing but Nazis and pedos.
Nick here works for the WSJ. Curious indeed.
It's run by a white supremacist who sent college kids to steal all our personal data when Trump took office and now he's building a child porn machine and his platform is nothing but Nazis and pedos.
Nick here works for the WSJ. Curious indeed.
czeching out the hockey game
February 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
czeching out the hockey game
hey you've got schmutz on your keppe
Setting this reminder was perhaps my most brilliant move ever
February 18, 2026 at 2:14 PM
hey you've got schmutz on your keppe
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KID ROCK: Damn, this sauna's barely warm at all. Wonder how we could, heat it up? 👀
RFK JR: i cOuLd gRiLL YoU a DeAd CaT
RFK JR: i cOuLd gRiLL YoU a DeAd CaT
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
KID ROCK: Damn, this sauna's barely warm at all. Wonder how we could, heat it up? 👀
RFK JR: i cOuLd gRiLL YoU a DeAd CaT
RFK JR: i cOuLd gRiLL YoU a DeAd CaT
February 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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Raja Krishnamoorthi also uses the language of "Trump's ICE" and man, I don't trust anyone who has to couch the idea of abolishing ICE.
The Democrats running for Cook County Board president offer two different visions for the future for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement ➡️
Brendan Reilly: “Trump’s ICE needs to be abolished."
Toni Preckwinkle: ICE should be “completely abolished.” @wttw.bsky.social
Brendan Reilly: “Trump’s ICE needs to be abolished."
Toni Preckwinkle: ICE should be “completely abolished.” @wttw.bsky.social
The debate over how to respond to President Donald Trump’s aggressive efforts to carry out the largest mass deportation effort in U.S. history is the newest flashpoint in the race for Cook County Board president.
https://to.wttw.com/4qFRcyM
https://to.wttw.com/4qFRcyM
February 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Raja Krishnamoorthi also uses the language of "Trump's ICE" and man, I don't trust anyone who has to couch the idea of abolishing ICE.
oh come on man
@JeffPassan tweeted
MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023, sources tell me and @DVNJr.
MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023, sources tell me and @DVNJr.
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
oh come on man
instead of quote dunking on awful AI videos consider blocking or muting the accounts who post them. leave a clean park for your friends and neighbors.
February 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
instead of quote dunking on awful AI videos consider blocking or muting the accounts who post them. leave a clean park for your friends and neighbors.
a nice adult unlock for me was realizing I dont have to say something sucks if ive never truly engaged with it and instead just saying "I'm not interested in that"
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
a nice adult unlock for me was realizing I dont have to say something sucks if ive never truly engaged with it and instead just saying "I'm not interested in that"
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Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP