Goad (Legal Expert)
@goad.bsky.social
Provide Legal Expertise, not legal advice.
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Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger and the Virginia Cattlemen's Association.
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger and the Virginia Cattlemen's Association.
⚖️🚨🚨LEGAL UPDATE🚨🚨⚖️
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has a belt buckle.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has a belt buckle.
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
⚖️🚨🚨LEGAL UPDATE🚨🚨⚖️
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has a belt buckle.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has a belt buckle.
Why didn't they get Zuby to play the TPUSA halftime show?
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Why didn't they get Zuby to play the TPUSA halftime show?
My suggestion, clone Scott Surovell and place those clones throughout rural Virginia.
SB 798 from Senator Mulchi would create a work group to address "legal deserts." Senator Mulchi says she would never have to say that there aren't enough lawyers. While Arlington has more lawyers per capitol than anywhere, smaller localities have trouble with access to a lawyer.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My suggestion, clone Scott Surovell and place those clones throughout rural Virginia.
Hello fellow legal experts. I am back at the Virginia Capitol for the Senate Courts of Justice where I have given up being outside on a sunny day to watch politicians make laws.
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Hello fellow legal experts. I am back at the Virginia Capitol for the Senate Courts of Justice where I have given up being outside on a sunny day to watch politicians make laws.
Brunswick Stew Day 2026!
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Brunswick Stew Day 2026!
It's Brunswick Stew Day at the Virginia Capitol today. The real Stewie the stew couldn't be here today so I am hanging out with the cardboard cutout.
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It's Brunswick Stew Day at the Virginia Capitol today. The real Stewie the stew couldn't be here today so I am hanging out with the cardboard cutout.
Hello fellow legal experts. I am at a press conference for the Family Foundation of Virginia at the Virginia Capitol. The message is Don't Tread on Parents. Senator Glen Sturtevant thanks advocates lobbying for "boys should not be in girl sports."
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Hello fellow legal experts. I am at a press conference for the Family Foundation of Virginia at the Virginia Capitol. The message is Don't Tread on Parents. Senator Glen Sturtevant thanks advocates lobbying for "boys should not be in girl sports."
About to go live with @poisonjr.bsky.social on @wrir973fm.bsky.social. Tune in on the radio or go to WRIR.ORG/Listen
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
About to go live with @poisonjr.bsky.social on @wrir973fm.bsky.social. Tune in on the radio or go to WRIR.ORG/Listen
I keep seeing memes about Lady Gaga performing with Bad Bunny which reminds me that Italians are the Puerto Ricans of white people.
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I keep seeing memes about Lady Gaga performing with Bad Bunny which reminds me that Italians are the Puerto Ricans of white people.
Hello fellow legal experts. It's 14° and feels like it's 5° in Richmond, Virginia. So I won't be traveling to the Virginia Capitol for the Senate Courts of Justice meeting. Instead, I'll watch it online and give updates.
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Hello fellow legal experts. It's 14° and feels like it's 5° in Richmond, Virginia. So I won't be traveling to the Virginia Capitol for the Senate Courts of Justice meeting. Instead, I'll watch it online and give updates.
No disrespect to the Superbowl Halftime performer but the only Bad Bunny that I care about is Jessica Rabbit.
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
No disrespect to the Superbowl Halftime performer but the only Bad Bunny that I care about is Jessica Rabbit.
In celebration of a Superbowl rematch of the Patriots and Seahawks, I am listening to the 16th Minute episode about Left Shark.
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
In celebration of a Superbowl rematch of the Patriots and Seahawks, I am listening to the 16th Minute episode about Left Shark.
It's snowing again in Richmond but the snow from 2 weeks ago is still on the ground.
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
It's snowing again in Richmond but the snow from 2 weeks ago is still on the ground.
Earlier this week Virginia State Senator Mark Obenshain had a bill that would require Virginia legal documents to refer to the West Bank as "Judah and Samaria." Rabbi Dovid Asher of Keneseth Beth Israel testified on "preventing speech." The bill failed on a party line vote.
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Earlier this week Virginia State Senator Mark Obenshain had a bill that would require Virginia legal documents to refer to the West Bank as "Judah and Samaria." Rabbi Dovid Asher of Keneseth Beth Israel testified on "preventing speech." The bill failed on a party line vote.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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I'm hearing that Jake Lang got charged with felony destruction of property because he destroyed an anti-ICE ice sculpture at the Minnesota Capitol
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm hearing that Jake Lang got charged with felony destruction of property because he destroyed an anti-ICE ice sculpture at the Minnesota Capitol
Talking to the youth: the USS Liberty incident occurred during the Six Day War in 19... Six-Seven!
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Talking to the youth: the USS Liberty incident occurred during the Six Day War in 19... Six-Seven!
I'm tired today because I stayed up late reading Wikipedia articles about Zodiac killer suspects because I want to believe that the serial murderer was an anti-communist.
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm tired today because I stayed up late reading Wikipedia articles about Zodiac killer suspects because I want to believe that the serial murderer was an anti-communist.
Just had an oddly specific ad served to me. Go kart racing but the song was Goth (slowed+reverb) by Sidewalks and Skeletons
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Just had an oddly specific ad served to me. Go kart racing but the song was Goth (slowed+reverb) by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Hello fellow legal experts. I am back at the Virginia Capitol for the Senate Courts of Justice meeting. Behind me Chelsea Higgs Wise, so that means today is about bills detailing with marijuana in Virginia.
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hello fellow legal experts. I am back at the Virginia Capitol for the Senate Courts of Justice meeting. Behind me Chelsea Higgs Wise, so that means today is about bills detailing with marijuana in Virginia.
My sources say the death penalty, for fuckery, being considered for Elijah Schaffer. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
It really does look like Elijah Schaeffer has completely nuked his life, lmao
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My sources say the death penalty, for fuckery, being considered for Elijah Schaffer. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
Government meetings. Buddhist monks. Now time for the radio. Tune into 97.3 FM @wrir973fm.bsky.social for Richmond Cryptoids. Live until 1 AM.
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Government meetings. Buddhist monks. Now time for the radio. Tune into 97.3 FM @wrir973fm.bsky.social for Richmond Cryptoids. Live until 1 AM.