Sarah
@slwein.bsky.social
I let sports ruin my life. salt & vinegar chip enthusiast.
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Sarah
@slwein.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I guess it’s time to migrate my thread of Things I Knitted to Bluesky. here are some socks I finished last week.
it’s official: I made it to 40 with no grays.
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
it’s official: I made it to 40 with no grays.
went to HEB today to get a couple things Just In Case (and because Sat is my usual shop day so we were out of stuff anyway) and they run that shit like the navy. every area of common storm provisions had employees restocking. everything was stocked and every line was open. HEB for president.
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
went to HEB today to get a couple things Just In Case (and because Sat is my usual shop day so we were out of stuff anyway) and they run that shit like the navy. every area of common storm provisions had employees restocking. everything was stocked and every line was open. HEB for president.
I’m screaming 😂 hbd to my lunatic online friend Liz who always knows the right thing to say. also happy birthday to our bday triplet Marisa Hargitay!
How lucky are @slwein.bsky.social and I that our birthday lands on Whiskey Friday
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I’m screaming 😂 hbd to my lunatic online friend Liz who always knows the right thing to say. also happy birthday to our bday triplet Marisa Hargitay!
“MILF Island” is truly one of the best episodes of a sitcom ever.
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“MILF Island” is truly one of the best episodes of a sitcom ever.
Dallas Stars don’t piss me off right before my Pitt shift starts
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Dallas Stars don’t piss me off right before my Pitt shift starts
he sounds like Shoresy lmao
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
he sounds like Shoresy lmao
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Amy Klobuchar posting today:
a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
Alt: Gina Linetti wearing headphones while fights break out all around her
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Amy Klobuchar posting today:
Marty Supreme promo is out of control
Steve Nash. Clayton Kershaw. Patrick Mahomes.
Pro athletes love ping pong and science suggests there’s a reason why.
@rustindodd.bsky.social on the surprising case for table tennis as a brain-training tool 🏓
www.nytimes.com/athletic/690...
Pro athletes love ping pong and science suggests there’s a reason why.
@rustindodd.bsky.social on the surprising case for table tennis as a brain-training tool 🏓
www.nytimes.com/athletic/690...
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Marty Supreme promo is out of control
I really don’t want to do ~film~ discourse but I do think if you only watched the first act of a movie you don’t really get to weigh in on it!
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I really don’t want to do ~film~ discourse but I do think if you only watched the first act of a movie you don’t really get to weigh in on it!
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The first rule of hockey is that no one knows what goalie interference is
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The first rule of hockey is that no one knows what goalie interference is
I like most of the noms! wish there had been room for Joel Edgerton tho
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I like most of the noms! wish there had been room for Joel Edgerton tho
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not the important story here but it is pretty crazy scott boras woke up this morning signing cody bellinger to the yankees for $160 million and is now ending his day as the first-call media coordinator for a potential multinational incident
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
not the important story here but it is pretty crazy scott boras woke up this morning signing cody bellinger to the yankees for $160 million and is now ending his day as the first-call media coordinator for a potential multinational incident
well good luck with that World Cup I guess
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 AM
well good luck with that World Cup I guess
Amy Klobuchar posting today:
a woman wearing headphones holds a piece of paper in her hand
Alt: Gina Linetti wearing headphones while fights break out all around her
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Amy Klobuchar posting today:
I don’t want a knock at the door so I have nothing to say here
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I don’t want a knock at the door so I have nothing to say here
I also don’t think the guy has a good voice! I don’t get it!
just not seeing the appeal of the band geese. they are derivative of better bands in several obvious ways, which in and of itself doesn't necessarily mean a band is bad. but it all comes together in something vaguely annoying.
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I also don’t think the guy has a good voice! I don’t get it!
everyone is so focused on how funny the night It Happens will be online but I think even funnier will be the parties and carrying on that will be happening on the National Day of Mourning they schedule.
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
everyone is so focused on how funny the night It Happens will be online but I think even funnier will be the parties and carrying on that will be happening on the National Day of Mourning they schedule.
my husband is #offline so I pray I get to awaken him with the news
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
my husband is #offline so I pray I get to awaken him with the news
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Coffin Flop: Air Force One
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Coffin Flop: Air Force One
my birthday is this week and I think I deserve It
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
my birthday is this week and I think I deserve It
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I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks
legitimately the 1st night I went to bed early in all of that awful 2020 was the night he got Covid. so lemme turn in and I’ll sacrifice not being on here so It can Happen.
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
legitimately the 1st night I went to bed early in all of that awful 2020 was the night he got Covid. so lemme turn in and I’ll sacrifice not being on here so It can Happen.
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I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
I wish I could sign up for an amber alert for It Happening so I wouldn’t get my hopes up. like my phone making one specific sound means it’s For Real.
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I wish I could sign up for an amber alert for It Happening so I wouldn’t get my hopes up. like my phone making one specific sound means it’s For Real.
stars have never been more back
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 AM
stars have never been more back