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George Penney
@georgepenney.bsky.social
Author of funny books, cultural omnivore. I like tea and cats, not necessarily in that order. I inhale deeply when first stepping in to bookshops and libraries. 🌈

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🧵Spotted at a Country Summer Fete in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (5?) is strutting ahead of his sister announcing loudly to the universe: "I AM THE FRONT MAN!"
Little Sister (3?) stops in her tracks.
Little Sister looks OUTRAGED!
Little Sister roars: "NO! I want to be the FRONT MAN!" (1)
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
🧵Spotted at a Summer Pottery Fair in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (5?) is carefully inspecting a display pet rocks. He first looks from one angle,
then another,
then another...
frowning, forehead furrowed, air pensive,
then looks up at Dad, asking: "What are the RULES for these?" (1)
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
🧵Spotted on the first Market Day of the Year in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A tiny human (1?) is sharing a VERY yummy looking ice cream with Grandad.
Tiny Human's wearing an ice cream gummy grin, eyes big as she looks adoringly at Grandad who's aeroplaning a spoon towards her. "VROOOOM!" (1)
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
New Zealand... we need to chat. Other countries settle for a scrawl of the sausage and plums.

But you with your can-do energy and optimistic DIY spirit said "This needs to be mixed media! This needs perfect 3D spheres! This needs ACTION!"
And you achieved it. It is magnificent. 10/10 no notes.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
🧵Spotted at the Beach on New Year's Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:

An entire huge family rushes en masse into a choppy sea. Shrieking, laughing, splashing, roaring. Half of them running straight back out again. Grins and goose bumps as they head for a big pile of towels and toys on the sand. (1)
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Hey lovely people, wishing you all a delightful holiday season and a happy new year! Sending the biggest smiles from two daffy authors living in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🧵Spotted on the Market Day Before Christmas in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A cheerful Pomeranian is rotating in a skipping circle below a hotdog being eaten by its human.
Perpetual Motion Dog is generating more energy than it's consuming.
If only science could harness this power for good! (1)
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
🧵It's almost my 2 year anniversary of posting spotted observations of life in Aotearoa New Zealand, so I thought it would be fun for today's post to be the one that kicked it all off. It might explain why we immediately fell in love with this awesome little city that we now call home.❤️🌺

Here we go:
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
🧵Spotted While Christmas Shopping in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (3?) is marching ahead of Mum in a fruit and vege shop.
Mum is taking AGES and Small Human is waving a banana towards the door like a mighty scepter.
But she isn't getting the hint!
Hmm...
Maybe a leek would work better! (1)
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted Recently While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A young human (9?) is walking through a shopping arcade at Mum's side.
Suddenly she realizes that all the floor tiles are an imaginary hopscotch grid! (Yay!)
She hops ahead, roaring back over her shoulder for Mum to copy.
(Mum does.) (1)
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🧵Spotted Recently While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A young human (9?) is walking through a shopping arcade at Mum's side.
Suddenly she realizes that all the floor tiles are an imaginary hopscotch grid! (Yay!)
She hops ahead, roaring back over her shoulder for Mum to copy.
(Mum does.) (1)
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A woman (20s?) is walking down the street with a GIANT armful of tinsel that's doing its best to escape.
Red, green and gold delightful nonsense going everywhere!
Passers-by sharing her laughter as they go about their day. (1)
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My amazing, talented friend Neil Ramsay (@neil-ramsay.com) makes gorgeous (and wonderfully geeky) jewellery. If you're looking for a gift or something nice for yourself while supporting a small business, I'd definitely check his stuff out. (Or just look to see the shiny things!)
The new line has officially launched! Check it out! We're super proud of this one (I know I know. I say that every time, but it really is true).

Didn't quite make my target of 8 designs, but I'm still on target for a completely new design line every year, and that's something, right?
Autumn/Winter 2025/26 Line
Fine jewellery for discerning tastes
montgomeryramsay.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A man (20s?) in farm clothes spots another man (70s?) approaching.
Grinning, he yells: "Grandad! Christmas at your place this year?"
Grandad frowns: "You cookin'?"
"Yeah."
"You bringin' the beer?"
"'Course!"
"Pav?"*
"Can do."
"Don't see why not." (1)
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
🧵Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A tiny human (2?) is hugging Dad around the neck.
But wait!
He's not a tiny human!
He's a BIG SHARK!
And he's gonna eat Dad's face!
Making mighty munching "UM UM UM" noises as laughter bubbles up from Dad's tummy. (1)
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted on a Country Walk in Aotearoa New Zealand:

In a stunning valley: A couple (20s?) in comfy clothes throw a frisbee for a VERY energetic dog.
Energetic Dog is racing here to CATCH.
And there to LEAP.
Running circles as her humans leisurely steal a smooch.
Bird song drifting on the air. (1)
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
🧵Spotted on a Country Walk in Aotearoa New Zealand:

In a stunning valley: A couple (20s?) in comfy clothes throw a frisbee for a VERY energetic dog.
Energetic Dog is racing here to CATCH.
And there to LEAP.
Running circles as her humans leisurely steal a smooch.
Bird song drifting on the air. (1)
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So... guys... just... guys... I think my next door neighbour's cat Lady Oblong The Destroyer has outright signed a pact with Satan. (Allegedly)
I'm not saying that she's now demon possessed, spying for the great hairy hooved man downstairs, but there ARE signs that something is afoot... (ahoof?)
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

In a carpark, a woman (70s?) finishes packing groceries into the boot* of her car. She begins to take her trolley to the return when a passing man (20s?) in business casual offers to do it for her.
He gets a cheerful, "Yes please!" in return. (1)
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
🧵The sign to my office (*cough* our living room) has been upgraded yet again!

Tony has contravened the NO SPACE FACTS BEFORE GEORGE'S FIRST CUP OF TEA OR WHILE GEORGE IS SWEARING AT HER MANUSCRIPT and ventured forth this morning to deliver not one but MANY space facts.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A euphorically happy black dog (staffy) is sniffing the air rushing by a car window as it coasts along a beach road.
Eyes closed.
Nose twitching.
Smells of fish & chips, the sea and distant green hills and mountains in the air. (1)
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A euphorically happy black dog (staffy) is sniffing the air rushing by a car window as it coasts along a beach road.
Eyes closed.
Nose twitching.
Smells of fish & chips, the sea and distant green hills and mountains in the air. (1)
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A fluffy big dog is sitting by her human's outdoor cafe table. Fluffy Big Dog is a very polite dog and is genteelly raising her paw to everyone who passes by, ever ready to observe the social niceties.
People stopping to shake hands, charmed. (1)
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A fluffy big dog is sitting by her human's outdoor cafe table. Fluffy Big Dog is a very polite dog and is genteelly raising her paw to everyone who passes by, ever ready to observe the social niceties.
People stopping to shake hands, charmed. (1)
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted at a Wool Shed Gallery Opening in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A joyful man (50s?) is directing traffic into apple-orchard parking with a gloriously cheerful rainbow umbrella. Someone yells from their car: "Lookin' fabulous!"
And he gives them a bow and a laugh: "Thank you sweetie!" (1)
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM