Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
if you Pluribus fans have any questions about New Mexico, the answers are "yes, everything is that beige color here"
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
if you Pluribus fans have any questions about New Mexico, the answers are "yes, everything is that beige color here"
sometimes you forget you're right in the middle of a fucking toyotathon
December 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
sometimes you forget you're right in the middle of a fucking toyotathon
back in the old days, they had to hire an artist to do an oil painting of your dick.
you had to get the canvas framed and you sent it by clipper ship.
it took months and cost a fortune and was even weirder
you had to get the canvas framed and you sent it by clipper ship.
it took months and cost a fortune and was even weirder
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
back in the old days, they had to hire an artist to do an oil painting of your dick.
you had to get the canvas framed and you sent it by clipper ship.
it took months and cost a fortune and was even weirder
you had to get the canvas framed and you sent it by clipper ship.
it took months and cost a fortune and was even weirder
"sorry to bother you again. what about today?"
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"sorry to bother you again. what about today?"
bro, that lang syne is aulder than fuck, bro
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
bro, that lang syne is aulder than fuck, bro
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BLIND WITH RAGE: The Helen Killer Story
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
BLIND WITH RAGE: The Helen Killer Story
computer, go out and have fun for me.
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
computer, go out and have fun for me.
anyway, it is both Friday and Monday.
I am happy and sad.
I am happy and sad.
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
anyway, it is both Friday and Monday.
I am happy and sad.
I am happy and sad.
imagine looking like stephen miller and thinking is "what we need is a smaller gene pool"
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
imagine looking like stephen miller and thinking is "what we need is a smaller gene pool"
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
my mom sent us a pottery bowl, which arrived broken, and she is now set on "making it right" which will involve providing forensic photographic evidence to UPS, chain of custody, hair, fingerprints, DNA swab, retinal scans and an audio recording of someone crying because of how broken it is.
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my mom sent us a pottery bowl, which arrived broken, and she is now set on "making it right" which will involve providing forensic photographic evidence to UPS, chain of custody, hair, fingerprints, DNA swab, retinal scans and an audio recording of someone crying because of how broken it is.
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Family member pointed out the other day “the problem with AI isn’t that it doesn’t do what you want. It’s that it does 80% of what you want, and everyone is trying to convince you 80% is good enough now because that’s all the AI can do.”
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Family member pointed out the other day “the problem with AI isn’t that it doesn’t do what you want. It’s that it does 80% of what you want, and everyone is trying to convince you 80% is good enough now because that’s all the AI can do.”
listen, if we want to keep providing this thing that no one likes or wants, we have to be willing to suck at it.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
listen, if we want to keep providing this thing that no one likes or wants, we have to be willing to suck at it.
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I'm really enjoying all the photos of your cats who are higher than shit off their new catnip toys
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm really enjoying all the photos of your cats who are higher than shit off their new catnip toys
sorry I accidentally posted 2 free feet in this economy
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
sorry I accidentally posted 2 free feet in this economy
“christmas presents and a recap of everyone with a health problem in the family” with my mom via facetime
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“christmas presents and a recap of everyone with a health problem in the family” with my mom via facetime
I like when xmas and new year’s are in the middle of a week because it’s like you get four fucked up little weeks made only of Mondays and then some truncated weekends.
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I like when xmas and new year’s are in the middle of a week because it’s like you get four fucked up little weeks made only of Mondays and then some truncated weekends.
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If not Saturday why Saturday shaped
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If not Saturday why Saturday shaped
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FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
I put out a giant mousetrap to catch santa but all I got was a giant 300lb mouse wearing a santa suit and a fake beard.
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I put out a giant mousetrap to catch santa but all I got was a giant 300lb mouse wearing a santa suit and a fake beard.
most food is pretty gross, it’s a testament to my character that I get as much of it down as I do
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
most food is pretty gross, it’s a testament to my character that I get as much of it down as I do
I would “try” this every day until either they ran out or I got put onto some kind of a list about it
Sometimes you see a product that is so intriguing that you have to try it.
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I would “try” this every day until either they ran out or I got put onto some kind of a list about it
anyway, my wife’s cousin just sneaked up and left a thing of post-its on our porch that say “don’t forget to turn off the stove” on them.
how are you?
how are you?
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
anyway, my wife’s cousin just sneaked up and left a thing of post-its on our porch that say “don’t forget to turn off the stove” on them.
how are you?
how are you?
If you’ve been having a hard time getting in touch with any of the guys who go “buh-BOO” in “Santa Baby” their schedule is gonna be open wide for about 10 or 11 months, probably
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you’ve been having a hard time getting in touch with any of the guys who go “buh-BOO” in “Santa Baby” their schedule is gonna be open wide for about 10 or 11 months, probably