Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
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I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
None of the D.C. grand jurors who heard the Trump administration’s pitch on why they should indict Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me
Wile E. Coyote did a cereal bowl sized dose of ketamine
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Wile E. Coyote did a cereal bowl sized dose of ketamine
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nobody wants to talk about it, but I think ice is just way too slippery to do sports on.
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
nobody wants to talk about it, but I think ice is just way too slippery to do sports on.
everything should be better. except me. I got a note from my doctor that says I don’t have to be good.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
everything should be better. except me. I got a note from my doctor that says I don’t have to be good.
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
see, that post right there could have been a Draft
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
see, that post right there could have been a Draft
yeah, some of the curling ladies make me want to try and fail to be a better man
anyway, some of the curling ladies look exactly like the kind of way-too-alpha women that young man me would have wasted a lot of time pursuing.
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
yeah, some of the curling ladies make me want to try and fail to be a better man
I like curling b/c the athletes look sort of upset and miserable in a way I find relatable.
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I like curling b/c the athletes look sort of upset and miserable in a way I find relatable.
now that we have drafts, I wish I could remember all the stuff I wanted to save when I couldn’t
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
now that we have drafts, I wish I could remember all the stuff I wanted to save when I couldn’t
anyway, some of the curling ladies look exactly like the kind of way-too-alpha women that young man me would have wasted a lot of time pursuing.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
anyway, some of the curling ladies look exactly like the kind of way-too-alpha women that young man me would have wasted a lot of time pursuing.
I need something delivered in 30min or less. I don’t care what it is, it just has to solve all my problems.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I need something delivered in 30min or less. I don’t care what it is, it just has to solve all my problems.
Doctors hate him for this one simple trick (forging their name on phony prescriptions)
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Doctors hate him for this one simple trick (forging their name on phony prescriptions)
not sure that "ok, sure, I brought my children to Epstein Island, but I left with them right after lunch!" is the full self-exoneration he might have been looking for
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
not sure that "ok, sure, I brought my children to Epstein Island, but I left with them right after lunch!" is the full self-exoneration he might have been looking for
anyway, I looked at that “see where you are in the bluesky galaxy” fractal diagram and I was out in the “is this douche for real?” quadrant, so I guess it’s pretty accurate
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
anyway, I looked at that “see where you are in the bluesky galaxy” fractal diagram and I was out in the “is this douche for real?” quadrant, so I guess it’s pretty accurate
Age Verification?
I know what a “busy signal” is.
I know what a “busy signal” is.
Age Verification?
I used to call the time lady to synchronize my watch and ⏰ alarm clock
I used to call the time lady to synchronize my watch and ⏰ alarm clock
Age Verification?
I remember baseball cards with a stick of gum in the package. The cards tasted better than the slab of gum.
I remember baseball cards with a stick of gum in the package. The cards tasted better than the slab of gum.
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Age Verification?
I know what a “busy signal” is.
I know what a “busy signal” is.
The Man With The Golden Too Many Accidentally Saved Drafts
a man is walking through a gun barrel .
Alt: James Bond is walking past a gun barrel, turns suddenly, fires, and an ocean of piss pours over the sniper, not sure what’s going on with this GIF
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The Man With The Golden Too Many Accidentally Saved Drafts
Man, the olympic commentators seem bored.
“He’s only the fourth man from a generally Scandinavian sort of area to win either a gold, silver, bronze or no medal at all in the last 10 minutes.”
“He’s only the fourth man from a generally Scandinavian sort of area to win either a gold, silver, bronze or no medal at all in the last 10 minutes.”
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Man, the olympic commentators seem bored.
“He’s only the fourth man from a generally Scandinavian sort of area to win either a gold, silver, bronze or no medal at all in the last 10 minutes.”
“He’s only the fourth man from a generally Scandinavian sort of area to win either a gold, silver, bronze or no medal at all in the last 10 minutes.”
no, no, I’m totally into it, baby (tries heroically to ignore the walrus gumboot in the room)
she’s a 10 but she got toe jam football
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
no, no, I’m totally into it, baby (tries heroically to ignore the walrus gumboot in the room)
anyway, I’m not saying things would instantly be better if we shot down every single private plane right after takeoff.
I am not saying that.
I am not saying that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
anyway, I’m not saying things would instantly be better if we shot down every single private plane right after takeoff.
I am not saying that.
I am not saying that.
she’s a 10 but she got toe jam football
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
she’s a 10 but she got toe jam football
My boss, who used to be SpecOps, told a story and sort of half mentioned that if you step on a land mine, you put on a tourniquet and jump really hard.
YOU PUT ON A TOURNIQUET FIRST. ‘
Like, ok, I’m prolly gonna bleed out, but MAYBE IF I’M CAREFUL….
YOU PUT ON A TOURNIQUET FIRST. ‘
Like, ok, I’m prolly gonna bleed out, but MAYBE IF I’M CAREFUL….
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
My boss, who used to be SpecOps, told a story and sort of half mentioned that if you step on a land mine, you put on a tourniquet and jump really hard.
YOU PUT ON A TOURNIQUET FIRST. ‘
Like, ok, I’m prolly gonna bleed out, but MAYBE IF I’M CAREFUL….
YOU PUT ON A TOURNIQUET FIRST. ‘
Like, ok, I’m prolly gonna bleed out, but MAYBE IF I’M CAREFUL….
anyway, there’s this band of small teen children, the Graystones, playing medium hits of the 70s and oh my god you guys it’s so fucking cool HOLY SHIT I AM SO OLD
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
anyway, there’s this band of small teen children, the Graystones, playing medium hits of the 70s and oh my god you guys it’s so fucking cool HOLY SHIT I AM SO OLD
classic rookie mistake:
You know, when you really think about it, th- *a safe suddenly falls on my head, brutally crushing me in an explosion of blood and viscera*
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
classic rookie mistake:
anyway, yelling at the apple TV for glitching out is enhanced quite a bit by my theatre training.
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
anyway, yelling at the apple TV for glitching out is enhanced quite a bit by my theatre training.