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rigatoni was named after its inventor rigoberto antonio
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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imagine hating me and i’m just over here reverse engineering UFOs
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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roku city olive garden is closing early again tonight fyi
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Rétro cars voiture 🚘 la Citroën iD19 Familiale - Publicité d'epoque - Editions Centenaire
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Dad: let’s name him Eugene

Mom: but he looks like a mix of both of us

Dad: Ourgene it is
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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*grinding up my morning meds with the coffee beans to save time*
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Due to a firmware failure in my smart underwear I can no longer detect whether I've shat my pants
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Son: I want to take a human geography class.

Me: isn't that called anatomy?
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Look, it was either skull measurers at CBS or the ominous threat of pronouns
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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a conveyor belt w/ hot salisbury steaks dripping gravy and they're all headed to *you*
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I dunno man, “Minecraft horror mods” don’t sound all that scary
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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everything sucks so look at her
not a hint of remorse
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Here’s a tip for staying warm-

*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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*slaps flex seal over my grip on reality*
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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“Blessed be the fruit.”

I quietly whisper as unroll the sacred roll up.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Unlike some of you assholes I was invited to this place.
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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two souls intertwined in a battle of steel and wills damn...
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
January 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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My writing team
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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reminder there are public database projects to track both ICE agents and license plates for ICE vehicles

wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ca...

ipfs.io/ipfs/bafybei...
Agents
wiki.icelist.is
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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[Statue of Liberty voice]: give me your shitposts, your pet photos, your art projects longing to be seen
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM