Don Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
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Don Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
· May 12
Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.
Good morning like and subscribers!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Good morning like and subscribers!!!!
Thinking about joining some sort of competitive pooping league.
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Thinking about joining some sort of competitive pooping league.
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
So close to 1000 people blocking me. Just gotta find that special post to get me over the line.
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
So close to 1000 people blocking me. Just gotta find that special post to get me over the line.
Zootopia 2 wasn’t nearly horny enough.
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Zootopia 2 wasn’t nearly horny enough.
Good morning! ::he posts at noon::
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Good morning! ::he posts at noon::
Oh? So we’re the baddies now…
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Oh? So we’re the baddies now…
Update: they sacrificed the unicorn and literally as promised Tiamat flew off and killed the bbeg then they were somehow surprised the campaign was over.
Also Cogsworth failed the saving throw to survive fucking the dragon god. Theres a moral here.
Also Cogsworth failed the saving throw to survive fucking the dragon god. Theres a moral here.
Last night at D&D, running decent into avernus, my players, half of which are obsessed with saving the unicorn @ the demon zapper met with Tiamat who offered to kill the big bad for them if they free her AND one player gives her a child. To free her, they gotta kill the unicorn.
The party is at war
The party is at war
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Update: they sacrificed the unicorn and literally as promised Tiamat flew off and killed the bbeg then they were somehow surprised the campaign was over.
Also Cogsworth failed the saving throw to survive fucking the dragon god. Theres a moral here.
Also Cogsworth failed the saving throw to survive fucking the dragon god. Theres a moral here.
🎵I’m workin late
Practice my zingers
I’m bugs bunny
Aint I a stinker?🎶
Practice my zingers
I’m bugs bunny
Aint I a stinker?🎶
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
🎵I’m workin late
Practice my zingers
I’m bugs bunny
Aint I a stinker?🎶
Practice my zingers
I’m bugs bunny
Aint I a stinker?🎶
Which fuckin genius named them narwals and not tunacorns?
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Which fuckin genius named them narwals and not tunacorns?
I cant really explain it but for practical purposes the new year doesn’t actually start until Monday
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I cant really explain it but for practical purposes the new year doesn’t actually start until Monday
When all you have is a dick everything looks like a butt
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
When all you have is a dick everything looks like a butt
Good morning to any man of mine! I’m gonna getcha good and find out whos bed your boots been under! From this moment on we dont be stupid. Because when you kiss me, man, I feel like a woman. Ka-ching! You win my love! ::chainsaw noises:: home aint where his heart is!!!
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Good morning to any man of mine! I’m gonna getcha good and find out whos bed your boots been under! From this moment on we dont be stupid. Because when you kiss me, man, I feel like a woman. Ka-ching! You win my love! ::chainsaw noises:: home aint where his heart is!!!
They should make dinner cereal.
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
They should make dinner cereal.
🎵I get knocked down!
I get knocked down again!
And then I’m gonna get knocked down!🎶
I get knocked down again!
And then I’m gonna get knocked down!🎶
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
🎵I get knocked down!
I get knocked down again!
And then I’m gonna get knocked down!🎶
I get knocked down again!
And then I’m gonna get knocked down!🎶
Who up hunging they over?
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Who up hunging they over?
I wish I could be a person who has watched Stranger Things without having to watch Stranger Things.
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I wish I could be a person who has watched Stranger Things without having to watch Stranger Things.
I remember the first time I heard someone say “its not rocket surgery” and thinking “oh golly that is PEAK humor”.
Now I cant even crack a smile unless I see 16 obama themed drag queens repeatedly shouting “four!” as they take turns swinging a wiffle ball bat at kevin sorbos nuts.
Kinda like porn
Now I cant even crack a smile unless I see 16 obama themed drag queens repeatedly shouting “four!” as they take turns swinging a wiffle ball bat at kevin sorbos nuts.
Kinda like porn
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I remember the first time I heard someone say “its not rocket surgery” and thinking “oh golly that is PEAK humor”.
Now I cant even crack a smile unless I see 16 obama themed drag queens repeatedly shouting “four!” as they take turns swinging a wiffle ball bat at kevin sorbos nuts.
Kinda like porn
Now I cant even crack a smile unless I see 16 obama themed drag queens repeatedly shouting “four!” as they take turns swinging a wiffle ball bat at kevin sorbos nuts.
Kinda like porn
My new years resolution is to get worse.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
My new years resolution is to get worse.
Corpulent is an underrated word.
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Corpulent is an underrated word.
A lot of people seem to think artificial intelligence is going to cure natural stupidity but I’ve read enough books about wizards to know how relying on magic to solve your problems works out. Y’all aint gonna fix shit because the root problem is you are lazy, now you’re just lazy with a cool toy
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A lot of people seem to think artificial intelligence is going to cure natural stupidity but I’ve read enough books about wizards to know how relying on magic to solve your problems works out. Y’all aint gonna fix shit because the root problem is you are lazy, now you’re just lazy with a cool toy
I reheated taco bell for breakfast. Last chance to beat last year’s number and I need at least 2.
Last poop of 2025 let's go!
Last poop of 2025 let's go!
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I reheated taco bell for breakfast. Last chance to beat last year’s number and I need at least 2.
Ask not for whom the shit posts. It posts for thee!!!!
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ask not for whom the shit posts. It posts for thee!!!!
Good morning grape seekers!
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good morning grape seekers!