Don Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
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Don Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
· May 12
Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.
What a strange road we have walked from the pee pee tape to cannibalism.
February 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
What a strange road we have walked from the pee pee tape to cannibalism.
The president knows what human flesh tastes like and I’m no longer sure which dystopia we live in.
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The president knows what human flesh tastes like and I’m no longer sure which dystopia we live in.
The big game? Do you mean Skyrim or Minecraft?
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The big game? Do you mean Skyrim or Minecraft?
Gotta say, we really fumbled our chance to do an encore to the roaring 20’s. Same as always, studio interference fucks up another sequel.
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Gotta say, we really fumbled our chance to do an encore to the roaring 20’s. Same as always, studio interference fucks up another sequel.
Just packed a really super bowl of weed and I’m gonna eat this super bowl of Reece’s Puffs cereal while I ignore the big game.
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Just packed a really super bowl of weed and I’m gonna eat this super bowl of Reece’s Puffs cereal while I ignore the big game.
Good morning from my dog!
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Good morning from my dog!
Why is it so cold i’m gonna die
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Why is it so cold i’m gonna die
Stew the Soupervisor says good morning!
February 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Stew the Soupervisor says good morning!
Fuck you Gordon Ramsey! Cooking is easy. You just put cheese and garlic on it till it tastes good.
February 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Fuck you Gordon Ramsey! Cooking is easy. You just put cheese and garlic on it till it tastes good.
What a stupid fucking excuse. Lions are the king of the jungle. LIONS. At least try to lie you fucking toothless white trash hillbilly.
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
What a stupid fucking excuse. Lions are the king of the jungle. LIONS. At least try to lie you fucking toothless white trash hillbilly.
I wonder how many Padawans get kicked out of the academy for using the force to jerk off.
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I wonder how many Padawans get kicked out of the academy for using the force to jerk off.
I would absolutely vote for Hunter Biden. Any office. Hell, King. He can be King.
do you have any idea how chill you have to be for sex workers to say they felt unusually safe around you WHILE you smoked crack?!
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I would absolutely vote for Hunter Biden. Any office. Hell, King. He can be King.
Good morning winners!!!
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Good morning winners!!!
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Just found out Hitler wrote Mine Craft. Very disappointed.
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Just found out Hitler wrote Mine Craft. Very disappointed.
They should program xbox controllers so that the last thing they do before the battery dies is hit pause.
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
They should program xbox controllers so that the last thing they do before the battery dies is hit pause.
Sorry everyone. Pikachu is in the files…
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Sorry everyone. Pikachu is in the files…
I’m just a silly little guy. I dont know how to do a revolution. I just wanna sit on floor.
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I’m just a silly little guy. I dont know how to do a revolution. I just wanna sit on floor.
Calling it now. The infamous “Q” of “Qanon” was Epstein the whole time.
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Calling it now. The infamous “Q” of “Qanon” was Epstein the whole time.
Its actually against the law to use “lite” instead of “light” outside of marketing so watch your ass out there
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Its actually against the law to use “lite” instead of “light” outside of marketing so watch your ass out there
Fallout season 2 sucked shit. Weird plot holes. Plot armor. Plot armor. Plot armor. No consequences. Constant goal post moving. Worse it was just plain boring.
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Fallout season 2 sucked shit. Weird plot holes. Plot armor. Plot armor. Plot armor. No consequences. Constant goal post moving. Worse it was just plain boring.
Yeah I was a “gifted” youth. Why do you ask?
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Yeah I was a “gifted” youth. Why do you ask?
I’m doing my own half time show too! No! You aren’t invited!!!
February 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m doing my own half time show too! No! You aren’t invited!!!
A vast majority of people who win the lottery end up broke in a few years. Capitalism wants you to think they all made bad choices and most do but the other thing that happens is a shit ton of personal charity. Good people aren’t capable of keeping a billion dollars while people around them suffer.
You can look at the Epstein files and conclude that only bad people have billions of dollars, but I think it’s also possible that having billions of dollars cauterizes your humanity
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
A vast majority of people who win the lottery end up broke in a few years. Capitalism wants you to think they all made bad choices and most do but the other thing that happens is a shit ton of personal charity. Good people aren’t capable of keeping a billion dollars while people around them suffer.
Someone else said “you’d have to be a real piece of shit to be proud to be an American right now” and its worth repeating.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Someone else said “you’d have to be a real piece of shit to be proud to be an American right now” and its worth repeating.