Tur Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
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Tur Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
· May 12
Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.
“Mr. President, are you aware you smell like a McDonalds bathroom?”
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Mr. President, are you aware you smell like a McDonalds bathroom?”
We really just let L L Cool J walk around calling himself that.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We really just let L L Cool J walk around calling himself that.
You look at labubus online. I look at labias online. We are not the same.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You look at labubus online. I look at labias online. We are not the same.
Everyone knows that magnets do what they do because Jesus told them to. Duh.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Everyone knows that magnets do what they do because Jesus told them to. Duh.
Good morning lesson learners!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Good morning lesson learners!
I’m here to shit post and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of shit.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m here to shit post and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of shit.
Reposted by Tur Keidick
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
Watching a video on the dangers of kratom and low key its making me want to get dangerously addicted to kratom
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watching a video on the dangers of kratom and low key its making me want to get dangerously addicted to kratom
Sorry but titty fuckin and caviar are for rich people. We do butt stuff and baked beans round here. ::spits::
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sorry but titty fuckin and caviar are for rich people. We do butt stuff and baked beans round here. ::spits::
Its funny because I just experienced this and it had me thinking about the opposite effect of seeing the same car over and over on a long roadtrip and getting parasocial about it.
Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Its funny because I just experienced this and it had me thinking about the opposite effect of seeing the same car over and over on a long roadtrip and getting parasocial about it.
Good morning theory understanders!!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Good morning theory understanders!!!
Good morning! Working hard or working while hard?
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning! Working hard or working while hard?
They called me mad. MAD! Well after tonight they’ll change their tune all right. Tonight! I, Don Keidick, will be the first man to fuck the sun!!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
They called me mad. MAD! Well after tonight they’ll change their tune all right. Tonight! I, Don Keidick, will be the first man to fuck the sun!!!
I wont consider myself a success until a local restaurant has named a sandwich after me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I wont consider myself a success until a local restaurant has named a sandwich after me.
Its adorable how many of you think that when we put dems back in office, and we do need to, that trump and his ilk will face any real consequences.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Its adorable how many of you think that when we put dems back in office, and we do need to, that trump and his ilk will face any real consequences.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
There arent enough songs about jerkin it. Jackin off is pretty sweet and we should write more songs about it. Whats your favorite song about crankin it? Divinyls’ I touch myself? Greenday’s all by myself? Britney’s touch of my hand?
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There arent enough songs about jerkin it. Jackin off is pretty sweet and we should write more songs about it. Whats your favorite song about crankin it? Divinyls’ I touch myself? Greenday’s all by myself? Britney’s touch of my hand?
Good morning reincarnation fans!
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Good morning reincarnation fans!
I cant believe we’re doing the “jack smith is such a hero badass” bullshit again. He’s a little bitch boy who accomplished nothing and rolled over when it mattered then fucked off. He’ll do the same again. Just like that other bitch Mueller.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I cant believe we’re doing the “jack smith is such a hero badass” bullshit again. He’s a little bitch boy who accomplished nothing and rolled over when it mattered then fucked off. He’ll do the same again. Just like that other bitch Mueller.
Oh shit its foxy fazbert! You know. Like the kids do.
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh shit its foxy fazbert! You know. Like the kids do.
Ok, Raising Canes. Lets talk. Look, I know you want my money but pretending theres enough going on in the exciting world of “literally only chicken tenders” to justify a weekly newsletter email is embarrassing to us both.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ok, Raising Canes. Lets talk. Look, I know you want my money but pretending theres enough going on in the exciting world of “literally only chicken tenders” to justify a weekly newsletter email is embarrassing to us both.
Everyone leaves this world a better place. Some people just do it by leaving.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Everyone leaves this world a better place. Some people just do it by leaving.
Good morning to everyone out there preparing they tacos!
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Good morning to everyone out there preparing they tacos!
“Is there a way to “unground” beef?
I think I want steak chunks instead.” -James Henry Salisbury, 1888
I think I want steak chunks instead.” -James Henry Salisbury, 1888
Is there a way to “unground” beef?
I think I want steak chunks instead.
I think I want steak chunks instead.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Is there a way to “unground” beef?
I think I want steak chunks instead.” -James Henry Salisbury, 1888
I think I want steak chunks instead.” -James Henry Salisbury, 1888
The phrase “happy wife, happy life” came into popularity to counter the previous popular saying “angry wife, has a knife”
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The phrase “happy wife, happy life” came into popularity to counter the previous popular saying “angry wife, has a knife”
Both of my taco bells stopped serving breakfast. Fuckin 27 miles if I ever want to hurt myself in that specific way again. Bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Both of my taco bells stopped serving breakfast. Fuckin 27 miles if I ever want to hurt myself in that specific way again. Bullshit.