Tur Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
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Tur Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
· May 12
Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.
So Trump was dining at the same restaurant as Monica, you know the one Hillary refuses to go to.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So Trump was dining at the same restaurant as Monica, you know the one Hillary refuses to go to.
Good morning travelers! Check your maps often!
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good morning travelers! Check your maps often!
To be fair that Puck fellow is a known troublemaker.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
To be fair that Puck fellow is a known troublemaker.
This November: save a turkey, eat a dick.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This November: save a turkey, eat a dick.
My favorite bit from the Now You See Me movies is how they always pretend that Dave Franco isnt in them and we all know he is and then they are like BOOM Dave Franco! And somehow it works.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My favorite bit from the Now You See Me movies is how they always pretend that Dave Franco isnt in them and we all know he is and then they are like BOOM Dave Franco! And somehow it works.
Had an extremely large serving of Sam’s Club sushi for dinner so if this is the end I just want to tell you not to mourn me. For I truly lived.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Had an extremely large serving of Sam’s Club sushi for dinner so if this is the end I just want to tell you not to mourn me. For I truly lived.
Perfume by Patrick Susskind. Kurt Cobain recommended this book in an interview. Stating that it haunted him, he read it over and over, and it inspired Scentless Apprentice.
Can confirm. Haunts me. I think about it a lot. Its weird to know Nirvana songs are completely coherent when you have context.
Can confirm. Haunts me. I think about it a lot. Its weird to know Nirvana songs are completely coherent when you have context.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Perfume by Patrick Susskind. Kurt Cobain recommended this book in an interview. Stating that it haunted him, he read it over and over, and it inspired Scentless Apprentice.
Can confirm. Haunts me. I think about it a lot. Its weird to know Nirvana songs are completely coherent when you have context.
Can confirm. Haunts me. I think about it a lot. Its weird to know Nirvana songs are completely coherent when you have context.
This joke is so dad it grunted before each time it moved.
This joke is so dad it stepped out for a pack of cigarettes when I was two and never came back
This joke is so dad it tuts when you ask it for a lift anywhere and mutters "I'm not a bloody taxi service..."
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This joke is so dad it grunted before each time it moved.
“Mr. President, are you aware you smell like a McDonalds bathroom?”
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Mr. President, are you aware you smell like a McDonalds bathroom?”
We really just let L L Cool J walk around calling himself that.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We really just let L L Cool J walk around calling himself that.
You look at labubus online. I look at labias online. We are not the same.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You look at labubus online. I look at labias online. We are not the same.
Everyone knows that magnets do what they do because Jesus told them to. Duh.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Everyone knows that magnets do what they do because Jesus told them to. Duh.
Good morning lesson learners!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Good morning lesson learners!
I’m here to shit post and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of shit.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m here to shit post and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of shit.
Reposted by Tur Keidick
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
Watching a video on the dangers of kratom and low key its making me want to get dangerously addicted to kratom
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watching a video on the dangers of kratom and low key its making me want to get dangerously addicted to kratom
Sorry but titty fuckin and caviar are for rich people. We do butt stuff and baked beans round here. ::spits::
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sorry but titty fuckin and caviar are for rich people. We do butt stuff and baked beans round here. ::spits::
Its funny because I just experienced this and it had me thinking about the opposite effect of seeing the same car over and over on a long roadtrip and getting parasocial about it.
Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Its funny because I just experienced this and it had me thinking about the opposite effect of seeing the same car over and over on a long roadtrip and getting parasocial about it.
Good morning theory understanders!!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Good morning theory understanders!!!
Good morning! Working hard or working while hard?
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning! Working hard or working while hard?
They called me mad. MAD! Well after tonight they’ll change their tune all right. Tonight! I, Don Keidick, will be the first man to fuck the sun!!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
They called me mad. MAD! Well after tonight they’ll change their tune all right. Tonight! I, Don Keidick, will be the first man to fuck the sun!!!
I wont consider myself a success until a local restaurant has named a sandwich after me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I wont consider myself a success until a local restaurant has named a sandwich after me.
Its adorable how many of you think that when we put dems back in office, and we do need to, that trump and his ilk will face any real consequences.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Its adorable how many of you think that when we put dems back in office, and we do need to, that trump and his ilk will face any real consequences.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
They will lose power. Thats the only consequence they will ever face.
There arent enough songs about jerkin it. Jackin off is pretty sweet and we should write more songs about it. Whats your favorite song about crankin it? Divinyls’ I touch myself? Greenday’s all by myself? Britney’s touch of my hand?
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There arent enough songs about jerkin it. Jackin off is pretty sweet and we should write more songs about it. Whats your favorite song about crankin it? Divinyls’ I touch myself? Greenday’s all by myself? Britney’s touch of my hand?
Good morning reincarnation fans!
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Good morning reincarnation fans!