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Apparently a three inch slab of fiberglass will stop a 44 Magnum 🤯
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”

Frog went leaping over rocks, and Toad came puffing up behind him.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Behaviores Report: 100% goode AGIN !
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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The Lion, the Grinch and the Wardrobe
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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ME: if you’re a cop you have to tell me

ELF ON THE SHELF: *starts sweating*
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The heaviest holiday season ever
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Suction and a boatload of oil
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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actually all of my systems are nervous
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I ate 2 different types of fruit with my lunch today. Where's my goddamn six-pack??
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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fabric of spacetime softener
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Dolce Volante.
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I had under 2 hours to do the thumbs, and another <2 to do the illustration, but I was being gaslit to high fuck by a bad manager at the time so I just thought they were shit because they werent polished.

Honestly I needed support so bad in that era, I was really struggling in every area, it sucked
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I have been in the industry 14 years now and have been part of 14 games and many of them and my personal work can be seen on my portfolio and I'm available for environment work in the UK, Here is some work for 4 of them titles.
#gamedev #3dart

www.artstation.com/pikminman
August 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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When you get spaghettified by a black hole, the That's All Folks song from Looney Tunes plays
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I've hired this gecko to stare at you and randomly lick its eyeball
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Oman. Portrait of an woman wearing a traditional face mask in Muscat, Oman, 1905
#art
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Yehan Wang - "Where Red Becomes Momentum" (2025)
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Victor Castillo
#art
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Clinch a berth sounds pretty uncomfortable
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Pigeons out we’re incoming
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Chicken Chinese Noodle Soup with Veggies and Soft Boiled Egg 🍜🍽️
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Clear.
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM