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@ianmcgecko.bsky.social
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Union airline worker, Green socialist, sometimes kilt wearer
Mostly SFW but still 🔞
Has a few growth/size-related kinks
PFP: @kitsunekit.bsky.social
LEOPARDY banner: @jlarkstories.com
Union airline worker, Green socialist, sometimes kilt wearer
Mostly SFW but still 🔞
Has a few growth/size-related kinks
PFP: @kitsunekit.bsky.social
LEOPARDY banner: @jlarkstories.com
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@ianmcgecko.bsky.social
· Dec 19
"Nifty hibiscus mitten." (TASKMASTFUR @ DenFur 2025)
YouTube video by Ian M
youtube.com
Watch TaskmastFur. The show where #furries do #Taskmaster.
You have 68 minutes.
Your time starts now.
youtube.com/watch?v=MHkx...
@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.info @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
You have 68 minutes.
Your time starts now.
youtube.com/watch?v=MHkx...
@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.info @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
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Here's a fun fact! If the Epcot Ball was the size of a standard golf ball, you would be about 0.899 millimeters tall or approximately 1/30th of an inch tall.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Here's a fun fact! If the Epcot Ball was the size of a standard golf ball, you would be about 0.899 millimeters tall or approximately 1/30th of an inch tall.
I've only snowboarded twice, over a decade ago. I fell down A LOT because my feet wanted to point downhill too much for me to turn well. Dunno if that's muscle memory from skiing or just natural human instinct.
I keep thinking about taking proper lessons, though.
I keep thinking about taking proper lessons, though.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I've only snowboarded twice, over a decade ago. I fell down A LOT because my feet wanted to point downhill too much for me to turn well. Dunno if that's muscle memory from skiing or just natural human instinct.
I keep thinking about taking proper lessons, though.
I keep thinking about taking proper lessons, though.
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this is just taskmaster
What the Olympics needs is a mystery septathalon. Competitors show up and only then learn what seven events they're competing in. "Welcome contestants! Today you will be running, swimming, baking a soufflé, wrestling, comforting a traumatized child, playing poker, and throwing grenades!"
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
this is just taskmaster
Uno is a lot less fun when someone just Calvinballs the rules like
"if you have two of the exact same card you can play both of them"
"if you have the exact same card as someone else you can play it as soon as they play it"
and "you can just choose not to play a turn"
"if you have two of the exact same card you can play both of them"
"if you have the exact same card as someone else you can play it as soon as they play it"
and "you can just choose not to play a turn"
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Uno is a lot less fun when someone just Calvinballs the rules like
"if you have two of the exact same card you can play both of them"
"if you have the exact same card as someone else you can play it as soon as they play it"
and "you can just choose not to play a turn"
"if you have two of the exact same card you can play both of them"
"if you have the exact same card as someone else you can play it as soon as they play it"
and "you can just choose not to play a turn"
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"A Christmas Story" is just Silent Generation Diary of A Wimpy Kid.
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"A Christmas Story" is just Silent Generation Diary of A Wimpy Kid.
TIL 🇺🇸 has yet to win Olympic 🥇 in luge, but has won 28 total medals in bobsled and 8 in skeleton
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
TIL 🇺🇸 has yet to win Olympic 🥇 in luge, but has won 28 total medals in bobsled and 8 in skeleton
kobolds love table hockey!
But with the rods, not air hockey (unless they're the puck)
cuz they like being controlled. Basically cold foosball.
But with the rods, not air hockey (unless they're the puck)
cuz they like being controlled. Basically cold foosball.
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
kobolds love table hockey!
But with the rods, not air hockey (unless they're the puck)
cuz they like being controlled. Basically cold foosball.
But with the rods, not air hockey (unless they're the puck)
cuz they like being controlled. Basically cold foosball.
ALL kobold speed skating is short track. and mass start.
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
ALL kobold speed skating is short track. and mass start.
Kobold snowboard/ski cross
40+ competitors
mass start
Only about 10 cross the finish line
40+ competitors
mass start
Only about 10 cross the finish line
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Kobold snowboard/ski cross
40+ competitors
mass start
Only about 10 cross the finish line
40+ competitors
mass start
Only about 10 cross the finish line
Curling but instead of stones it's kobolds
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Curling but instead of stones it's kobolds
12 Kobolds in a Bobsled.
They need at least that many to both reach the handles and push the thing.
And even then it's common to see individual kobolds falling out onto the track, so they usually try 3 on a Luge instead.
They don't go very fast but they have so much FUN 🥹
They need at least that many to both reach the handles and push the thing.
And even then it's common to see individual kobolds falling out onto the track, so they usually try 3 on a Luge instead.
They don't go very fast but they have so much FUN 🥹
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
12 Kobolds in a Bobsled.
They need at least that many to both reach the handles and push the thing.
And even then it's common to see individual kobolds falling out onto the track, so they usually try 3 on a Luge instead.
They don't go very fast but they have so much FUN 🥹
They need at least that many to both reach the handles and push the thing.
And even then it's common to see individual kobolds falling out onto the track, so they usually try 3 on a Luge instead.
They don't go very fast but they have so much FUN 🥹
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Alright, where are my gifted kids at? You were smart and you never had to study and then you went to college and suddenly had to learn a new skillset overnight, that everybody else had years to learn, or flame out spectacularly?
That’s what talent is like.
That’s what talent is like.
In my experience, talent is a *detriment* to learning.
I didn't have to practice early on so I *didn't know how*. I didn't start to learn how to practice until my 30s! (When much of my life was taken up with parenting, so I didn't have time!)
I didn't start to improve as a musician until my 40s!
I didn't have to practice early on so I *didn't know how*. I didn't start to learn how to practice until my 30s! (When much of my life was taken up with parenting, so I didn't have time!)
I didn't start to improve as a musician until my 40s!
I'm going to say this again in case you haven't heard this one: I was a talented writer and it did *nothing whatsoever* because I hadn't put in the work, and I put in the work for ten years (subtracting the bit where I had to quit for my mental health) to write Witchmark
talent alone could *never*
talent alone could *never*
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Alright, where are my gifted kids at? You were smart and you never had to study and then you went to college and suddenly had to learn a new skillset overnight, that everybody else had years to learn, or flame out spectacularly?
That’s what talent is like.
That’s what talent is like.
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Can people stop using "minute" in place of "moment"? If I ask if I have enough time to take my lunch break right now and you tell me I have a minute, that should mean that I don't.
A minute is 60 seconds, not a vibe.
A minute is 60 seconds, not a vibe.
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Can people stop using "minute" in place of "moment"? If I ask if I have enough time to take my lunch break right now and you tell me I have a minute, that should mean that I don't.
A minute is 60 seconds, not a vibe.
A minute is 60 seconds, not a vibe.
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I like that Taskmaster UK is right in the middle of a spectrum where NZ is the Nice Taskmaster and AUS is the Mean Taskmaster
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I like that Taskmaster UK is right in the middle of a spectrum where NZ is the Nice Taskmaster and AUS is the Mean Taskmaster
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Last Squishmas
I gave you my paw
But the very next day
You broke from my weight
This year
I'm bigger, my dear
So casually continental~
🐾🌍💥🎊💋💖
I gave you my paw
But the very next day
You broke from my weight
This year
I'm bigger, my dear
So casually continental~
🐾🌍💥🎊💋💖
February 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Last Squishmas
I gave you my paw
But the very next day
You broke from my weight
This year
I'm bigger, my dear
So casually continental~
🐾🌍💥🎊💋💖
I gave you my paw
But the very next day
You broke from my weight
This year
I'm bigger, my dear
So casually continental~
🐾🌍💥🎊💋💖
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Dear scantily-clad-woman bots:
I am NOT your target demographic
I am NOT your target demographic
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Dear scantily-clad-woman bots:
I am NOT your target demographic
I am NOT your target demographic
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Eu amo que no Taskmaster New Zealand eles cumprimentam em maori no começo e no final de cada episódio.
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Eu amo que no Taskmaster New Zealand eles cumprimentam em maori no começo e no final de cada episódio.
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Weekend catch-up: Inbetweeners star Joe Thomas has teamed up with Kiwi comics Rose Matafeo, Paul Williams and Bret McKenzie to write and star in a James Bond spoof co-starring Tim Key, Sam Campbell & Claudia O'Doherty. http://dlvr.it/TQqBcd
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Weekend catch-up: Inbetweeners star Joe Thomas has teamed up with Kiwi comics Rose Matafeo, Paul Williams and Bret McKenzie to write and star in a James Bond spoof co-starring Tim Key, Sam Campbell & Claudia O'Doherty. http://dlvr.it/TQqBcd
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If you time things just right, you can catch the bus
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If you time things just right, you can catch the bus
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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an athlon for trucks??
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
an athlon for trucks??
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