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'Anything you say will be broadcast to literally PEOPLE.'

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Want to support workers on strike?

✅ Follow us + share our posts about NOT BUYING STARBUCKS!
✅ Sign our No Contract No Coffee pledge, & we'll send you local calls to action throughout the strike: nocontractnocoffee.org
✅ Donate to our strike fund: sbworkersunited.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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"Employees are striking because we want Starbucks to live up to the values it markets to the world. Starbucks claims it offers the “best job in retail.” As someone doing one of those jobs day in and day out, I can tell you that's not true."

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
I'm a Starbucks barista. I'm striking because I want 'the best job in retail.'
Baristas want Starbucks to succeed. We take pride in the green aprons and in our customers who return each morning.
www.usatoday.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just saw a post referring to PFT as “a Dropout comedian” and
a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
Alt: GIF of Nathan Fillion doing the “oh no” meme
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Grown men acting as if male kittens getting fixed is somehow a sad thing: why are you like this

(rhetorical)
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
God, how fucking embarrassing for every writer in that room.

How did you write Daniel Craig becoming a 00 in Casino Royale? Why that is simply impossible since Bond was already a 00 in the film before!!!!!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Chiming in, along with everyone else, to remind you to please talk about survivors as survivors, as people who experienced something horrible when they were very young and are still around to hear you talk about it, rather than as punchlines or points scored.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh god, surely we can't ALREADY be starting the giving Tuesday emails.
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I optimistically call him our future Nuremberg defendant #uspoli
head of modern SS ladies and gentlemen
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I can’t speak in public about the day that particular photoshoot first dropped

But the real ones know #LRP
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Interesting
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I never know what to do with the “how did you learn to read” discussion because as far as I’ve ever been told no one ever taught me. My parents read to me, and I memorized stories, and then I started reading words myself.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Coolcoolcoolcool
"Canada has lost its measles-free status following a year of ongoing measles transmission...As a result, the entire region of the Americas is no longer measles-free...So far this year, Canada has confirmed 5,162 measles cases."

That's so many cases of measles. So. Many.
The Americas Are No Longer Officially Measles-Free
Canada lost its official measles elimination status after a year of continuous transmission
www.scientificamerican.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Snow? ???
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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oh no starbucks's biggest sales day of the year is this week...

😏
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is it actually possible that so many people call 311 to ask about alternate side parking that it is a really good use of time to auto-play that message up front for ALL 311 calls?
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just realized Lucy Pevensie is the assistant or whatever at the American ambassador’s estate in the first two seasons. #TheDiplomat
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Same in New York.

Deliberately locking yourself out of a primary vote is not smart. It’s removing yourself as a political entity and refusing to use one of the easiest political levers you have.

Nor is your party registration a statement of your deep soul. It’s a strategic political choice.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced...

👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I am so annoyed with this show #BrilliantMinds
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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okay I’m logging off to think about fanfic and you should too
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I haven’t had side effects with this round of vax (nova flavor), except for the most noticeable injection site bruise I think of any so far. Not soreness, just bruise. Odd.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE

BAN THE FUCKING GAMBLING AGAIN
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Any actor who can act that well BY THEMSELF, without anyone to react to, is a genius
Rhea Seehorn is fucking magnificent.
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
👋🏻🙅💃🏻
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋

(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM