Reindeer but without the strap connecting top and bottom (can't be having any straps getting in the way of belly rubs :D )
Message from my sister just now. She called me after this, I guess her and her friends still use this dumb thing I put on Firebase in February 2018 rofl.
Message from my sister just now. She called me after this, I guess her and her friends still use this dumb thing I put on Firebase in February 2018 rofl.
They fit together surprisingly well. :|
They fit together surprisingly well. :|
These hardware announcements this morning have me thinking Windows is *just barely* hanging on by a fingernail for having a place in my home. I already use my gaming PC like a console - that's ALL it does.
These hardware announcements this morning have me thinking Windows is *just barely* hanging on by a fingernail for having a place in my home. I already use my gaming PC like a console - that's ALL it does.
*already taken*
"No fucking way"
*go to URL*
Coming Soon splash page from the registrar I use
*double-check my owned domains list*
...yep...I already bought it like a year ago. Derp. 😋
*already taken*
"No fucking way"
*go to URL*
Coming Soon splash page from the registrar I use
*double-check my owned domains list*
...yep...I already bought it like a year ago. Derp. 😋
I don't dislike sex. I'm not demi. But if I'm just busting a nut with somebody I rarely talk to or am physically / emotionally intimate with, I'd just as soon use my imagination and one hand.
Heck, I'd rather fold laundry.
I don't dislike sex. I'm not demi. But if I'm just busting a nut with somebody I rarely talk to or am physically / emotionally intimate with, I'd just as soon use my imagination and one hand.
Heck, I'd rather fold laundry.
I guess in theory I could make my own, but I am way too lazy for that. :P
I guess in theory I could make my own, but I am way too lazy for that. :P
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
It can be surprising and interesting when something you think is objectively S-tier isn't even Top 10 in any of the above.
It can be surprising and interesting when something you think is objectively S-tier isn't even Top 10 in any of the above.
I imagine many of our interactions where he wants me to do something are, from his point of view, comparable to how I feel playing QWOP.
Especially when I am intentionally bad at things because it's funny. 😋
how is that not absolutely terrifying to them
I imagine many of our interactions where he wants me to do something are, from his point of view, comparable to how I feel playing QWOP.
Especially when I am intentionally bad at things because it's funny. 😋
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Interior went hard this year. Had kids linedup down the street to visit the house. That felt good. Lots of great halloween costumes this year. 🧵
Interior went hard this year. Had kids linedup down the street to visit the house. That felt good. Lots of great halloween costumes this year. 🧵
xkcd.com/1425/
This is veeeeeery close to my actual job, which might help explain how I'm easily nerd-sniped. It's interesting af haha.
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xkcd.com/1425/
This is veeeeeery close to my actual job, which might help explain how I'm easily nerd-sniped. It's interesting af haha.
1/2
That’s it that was the whole thing.
I don’t usually have bad dreams at all so this is my brain trying one out I guess. :P
That’s it that was the whole thing.
I don’t usually have bad dreams at all so this is my brain trying one out I guess. :P
OTOH, Thursday is my birthday and I'm taking Friday off, so I'mma log off early tomorrow guilt-free, now. Hah!
OTOH, Thursday is my birthday and I'm taking Friday off, so I'mma log off early tomorrow guilt-free, now. Hah!
Imagine being such an utter twat that the best the freaking Onion can come up with is using mildly coarse language to just...accurately describe you.
Imagine being such an utter twat that the best the freaking Onion can come up with is using mildly coarse language to just...accurately describe you.