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Colorful Colorado Coyote and / or Chocolate-Syrup-Striped Tiger! | Pan/Single 👀/Some Kinda Kinky Grey-Ace? | He/Him | Lvl 42 | PFP: @wryote.bsky.social | Header: @tango.rebelsheart.net | 🔞 Minors DNI
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Finally got around to getting Choccy a nice harness from @crunchycurl.com
Reindeer but without the strap connecting top and bottom (can't be having any straps getting in the way of belly rubs :D )
...and the universe provides me with a practical thing to do with it right away, lol.

Message from my sister just now. She called me after this, I guess her and her friends still use this dumb thing I put on Firebase in February 2018 rofl.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Feeling confident I have everything I need off my old gaming PC and today decided to poke at an OSS thing and didn't want to fudge up my daily driver Mac with dependencies, soooo...slapped Ubuntu on the old PC and plugged it in down in the basement, heh.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My brain jukebox keeps sliding back and forth between “That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates” and “Christmastime In Hell”

They fit together surprisingly well. :|
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Lucky Wizard Fox 🗡🐾
@megabonk.bsky.social #megabonk
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I have been made aware that there was a novelization of Good Burger and I am passing this knowledge onto you
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wonder if, or what it would take, for the steam machine to solve Windows-only anti-cheat.

These hardware announcements this morning have me thinking Windows is *just barely* hanging on by a fingernail for having a place in my home. I already use my gaming PC like a console - that's ALL it does.
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
*go to buy a domain*

*already taken*

"No fucking way"

*go to URL*

Coming Soon splash page from the registrar I use

*double-check my owned domains list*

...yep...I already bought it like a year ago. Derp. 😋
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
TBH this isn't a bad tl;dr for my feelings on sexuality lately.

I don't dislike sex. I'm not demi. But if I'm just busting a nut with somebody I rarely talk to or am physically / emotionally intimate with, I'd just as soon use my imagination and one hand.

Heck, I'd rather fold laundry.
I'm noticing I'm less horny and more "intimacy-starved".
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Thank you
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I used to put ~3 habaneros in most stuff I cooked because I like the flavor and the heat level, but the store is now only selling them in bags of 6-8; you can't individually pick them. And they don't really store well so you kinda gotta just use 'em. So now my beef stew is Quite Spicy. Yummy tho!
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Going to be extra sad when the holidays end this year, because I've determined that about 2oz whole milk + 3oz egg nog, without any additional flavors, is perfect for my morning espresso.

I guess in theory I could make my own, but I am way too lazy for that. :P
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Find something you love on e6, then look up art by that artist and / or of that char and / or with similar tags, and order by score. See how high it's ranked.

It can be surprising and interesting when something you think is objectively S-tier isn't even Top 10 in any of the above.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Waiting in my car for my take-out order to be made at the dumpling-and-ramen shop situated between a reptiles & exotic pets shop on one side and a crystals-and-psychic-stuff shop on the other side was some top-notch people-watching.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think my dog thinks I am too stupid to rate being afraid of.

I imagine many of our interactions where he wants me to do something are, from his point of view, comparable to how I feel playing QWOP.

Especially when I am intentionally bad at things because it's funny. 😋
You ever think about how pets see us? We're like, these enormous, bipedal, furless beings, with facial expressions that animals can barely comprehend, who make an assortment of weird noises using mouths that can do more than just open and close

how is that not absolutely terrifying to them
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I hope they go full malicious compliance. I hope they act like normal busy lightly depressed head down retail drones just trying to get through a shift and then transition to over-the-top fake-happy psychos the instant a customer crosses the line from 11ft to 10ft.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Finally getting around to watching Evil S3 and I'm struck by the thought that this is the closest thing I've found to being what I wanted Fringe to be.
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Halloween Party was a blast. Lots of setup and cleanup. Took me a while to post about it since it's just been go go go ever since.
Interior went hard this year. Had kids linedup down the street to visit the house. That felt good. Lots of great halloween costumes this year. 🧵
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Speaking of XKCD references:

xkcd.com/1425/

This is veeeeeery close to my actual job, which might help explain how I'm easily nerd-sniped. It's interesting af haha.

1/2
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dad Nightmare: Had a dream that the line was really long at the hardware store.

That’s it that was the whole thing.

I don’t usually have bad dreams at all so this is my brain trying one out I guess. :P
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I wish people would email me with interesting work questions during like, normal business hours, instead of nerd-sniping me at 4:52pm.

OTOH, Thursday is my birthday and I'm taking Friday off, so I'mma log off early tomorrow guilt-free, now. Hah!
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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badger and coyote 🌕
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is *barely* satire just because it's framed as a quote.

Imagine being such an utter twat that the best the freaking Onion can come up with is using mildly coarse language to just...accurately describe you.
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Time for a signal boost! Lots of exciting things for fans of the show! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rod...
SWAT KATS - FIRST EVER COMIC BOOK!
The beloved vigilantes are back with their first ever COMIC BOOK SERIES from the TV show creators, A-list writers and Jorge Corona!
www.kickstarter.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM