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Some nerd that uses computers | Blogger with 500-ish articles at https://xeiaso.net | @theprincessxena on the bird website | CEO @techaro.lol | Minors DNI
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Xe @xeiaso.net · Oct 31
I'm Xe Iaso, I'm a technical educator, conference speaker, twitch streamer, vtuber, and philosopher that focuses on ways to help make technology easier to understand and do cursed things in the process.

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Name your absurd predictions for 2026, I'm making a bingo card generator.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
0 is a prime number
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I hate that we're rapidly entering a world where every web service needs to be C10K ready
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"I'd fuck the shit out of autism wood man"

"He's not gay, he's not straight, he wants to fuck a tree"

"He wants the hard wood"
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This timeline is absurd
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I just watched someone use "cumslut" as a pronoun
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Git's HTTP server side design does not scale

https://xeiaso.net/notes/2025/distributed-git-ddos/
Git's HTTP server side design does not scale
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December 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"[Balmung] is the Minecraft Movie of sex"
December 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"Therapy is actually a PVP sport"
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
classic CGI needs to be abandoned
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
exe.dev is kinda cool tbh, wish i could get that on a tshirt
exe.dev
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"I'm going to throw you into a meat grinder and have Ordinary Sausage make a sausage out of you"
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"best buy is the waffle house of electronics"
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"I'm going to stuff my neovagina with fah-joy-tah"
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"I can throat dick easier than I can swallow tomatoes"
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Arcane Cheese with Doomtrain Extreme

https://xeiaso.net/notes/2025/doomtrain-ex-cheese/
Arcane Cheese with Doomtrain Extreme
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December 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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New version of #Anubis is out after extended pretesting to confirm issues with the default config. Those issues have been fixed and peace is hopefully restored to the kingdom: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
Release v1.24.0: Y'shtola Rhul · TecharoHQ/anubis
Anubis is back and better than ever! Lots of minor fixes with some big ones interspersed. Fix panic when validating challenges after privacy-mode browsers strip headers and the follow-up request m...
github.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM