David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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GIF of the day Feb 3, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
GIF of the day Feb 3, 2026
Homicide is the broad, neutral legal term for one person causing the death of another, which may be legal or illegal. Murder is a criminal homicide involving the intentional, premeditated, or reckless killing of another person. While all murders are homicides, not all homicides are murders.
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Homicide is the broad, neutral legal term for one person causing the death of another, which may be legal or illegal. Murder is a criminal homicide involving the intentional, premeditated, or reckless killing of another person. While all murders are homicides, not all homicides are murders.
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Was a certain someone mentioned at the Grammys?
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Was a certain someone mentioned at the Grammys?
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When life hands you demons, make demonade
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
When life hands you demons, make demonade
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I'm no longer baffled the dark ages occurred
August 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm no longer baffled the dark ages occurred
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To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This is who runs this account
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I came.
I saw.
I complained.
veni vidi bitchi
I saw.
I complained.
veni vidi bitchi
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I came.
I saw.
I complained.
veni vidi bitchi
I saw.
I complained.
veni vidi bitchi
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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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Women queue to buy the coats and handbags favoured by the former heavy metal drummer and biker Sanae Takaichi, but how radical are her policies?
Young voters go wild for Japan’s stylish, mould-breaking PM
www.thetimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Women queue to buy the coats and handbags favoured by the former heavy metal drummer and biker Sanae Takaichi, but how radical are her policies?
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
I got a stripper for my grandfather's 80th birthday party. She sat on his lap and said, "I can give you super sex!"
He thought about it and said, "I better have the soup!"
He thought about it and said, "I better have the soup!"
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I got a stripper for my grandfather's 80th birthday party. She sat on his lap and said, "I can give you super sex!"
He thought about it and said, "I better have the soup!"
He thought about it and said, "I better have the soup!"
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The FBI raids an elections office in Fulton County, Georgia in search of 11,780 people to watch the Melania movie.
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The FBI raids an elections office in Fulton County, Georgia in search of 11,780 people to watch the Melania movie.
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Last night after a few beers, my friend asked if he could stay on my sofa.
I had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep.
I had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep.
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Last night after a few beers, my friend asked if he could stay on my sofa.
I had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep.
I had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep.
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
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If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.
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Save money on expensive funerals by dying alone and unloved.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Save money on expensive funerals by dying alone and unloved.
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You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
January 24, 2024 at 9:15 PM
You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
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Are you telling me a Luke warmed this water?
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are you telling me a Luke warmed this water?
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Drafter (endangered species)
2. Croupier (dealer - not drugs)
3. Truck Driver
4. Cashier
5. Busboy
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Drafter (endangered species)
2. Croupier (dealer - not drugs)
3. Truck Driver
4. Cashier
5. Busboy
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Paperboy
2. Youth baseball/basketball coach
3. Food pantry assistant
4. Pharmacy technician
5. Professional Babe Inspector
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Paperboy
2. Youth baseball/basketball coach
3. Food pantry assistant
4. Pharmacy technician
5. Professional Babe Inspector
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Drafter (endangered species)
2. Croupier (dealer - not drugs)
3. Truck Driver
4. Cashier
5. Busboy
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Drafter (endangered species)
2. Croupier (dealer - not drugs)
3. Truck Driver
4. Cashier
5. Busboy
The only way you can get someone to watch the Melania movie is ...
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January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The only way you can get someone to watch the Melania movie is ...
Everyone who has been in prison has tattoos but not all people with tattoos have been to prison.
All good people know how to listen but not all people who know how to listen are good people. Be cautious of your audience.
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Everyone who has been in prison has tattoos but not all people with tattoos have been to prison.