David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
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Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
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Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Explain this, humankind
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Is that a forbidden fruit or a bible snake in your pants
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is that a forbidden fruit or a bible snake in your pants
Jesustapdancingchrist
Jesus Christ is just something I say when I’m pissed off
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jesustapdancingchrist
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I love this time of year when bugs are dying
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love this time of year when bugs are dying
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Is the day before too soon to make jokes about my co-worker being shoved down the stairs?
October 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is the day before too soon to make jokes about my co-worker being shoved down the stairs?
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mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall
Post something random for the collective amusement.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Post something random for the collective amusement.
Maybe I should invade another country and get arrested - beats working for a living.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Maybe I should invade another country and get arrested - beats working for a living.
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You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Woke up sanity adjacent again.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Woke up sanity adjacent again.
Am I the only one that votes and doesn't care who wins because whoever they are, we have to work with what we've got?
Just me?
Okay.
Just me?
Okay.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Am I the only one that votes and doesn't care who wins because whoever they are, we have to work with what we've got?
Just me?
Okay.
Just me?
Okay.
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“Everyone has a right to their opinion” I disagree
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Everyone has a right to their opinion” I disagree
I have never regretted sandwich
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have never regretted sandwich
It's been a tough day for me and Oliver. Time to kick back in the sleeper
#TruckingDogs
#TruckingDogs
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's been a tough day for me and Oliver. Time to kick back in the sleeper
#TruckingDogs
#TruckingDogs
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Consider this day rued.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Consider this day rued.
Some parts off New Mexico are very beautiful but they must get tired of the flesh-colored adobe buildings.
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Some parts off New Mexico are very beautiful but they must get tired of the flesh-colored adobe buildings.
This joker is so dad it just turned off all of the lights
This joke is so dad it just said we needed this rain
this joke is so dad it made me marry a bad joke just like it
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This joker is so dad it just turned off all of the lights
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".