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David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
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Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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Who’s your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Never trust a self-professed, resealable package.
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. Funny GIFs
2. Disturbing GIFs
3. Inappropriate GIFs
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. Fear
2. Surprise
3. Fanat*tackled off stage*
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. butthole skeets
2. teeth brushing music
3. kindness
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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jack off all trades
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I was an open book, but you were illiterate.
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
THEM: You're a product of your environment.

MY ENVIRONMENT:
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Go give your pets treats
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wordle 1,611 5/6
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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is anyone fun at parties anymore
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you know how to drive a stick shift, I automatically have more respect for you.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Is that a forbidden fruit or a bible snake in your pants
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Jesustapdancingchrist
Jesus Christ is just something I say when I’m pissed off
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I love this time of year when bugs are dying
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Is the day before too soon to make jokes about my co-worker being shoved down the stairs?
October 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Post something random for the collective amusement.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Maybe I should invade another country and get arrested - beats working for a living.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM