Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
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Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
· Aug 14
Hey, YOU! Yes, you. Do you have ice cream hidden from yourself in the freezer? Do you?
No?
Oh, then not you, carry on.
No?
Oh, then not you, carry on.
Effective immediately, if you have the birthday label from @yardcrow.com, you can request any other label to go with it. It may be temporary in some cases, but you can have it with your birthday label guaranteed!
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Effective immediately, if you have the birthday label from @yardcrow.com, you can request any other label to go with it. It may be temporary in some cases, but you can have it with your birthday label guaranteed!
So, is there a link to this anti-mask skit by Stewart? I believe the people who are pointing it out, but it occurs to me that I haven't seen it personally.
December 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So, is there a link to this anti-mask skit by Stewart? I believe the people who are pointing it out, but it occurs to me that I haven't seen it personally.
Sounds like he picked the right career.
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sounds like he picked the right career.
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This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.
September 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.
Neighbor disputes are like car accidents. There are outlying cases, but usually it takes 2 fuckups for the really big crashes.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Neighbor disputes are like car accidents. There are outlying cases, but usually it takes 2 fuckups for the really big crashes.
Honestly, online, can't talk for 5 minutes with Republicans. In person, it's not that hard to subtly nudge them off the crazy talk indefinitely. It's not a permanent solution, and yeah, obvs I'm in a lot of privilege. I'm just saying you can't assume it's impossible to be civil with random strangers
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Honestly, online, can't talk for 5 minutes with Republicans. In person, it's not that hard to subtly nudge them off the crazy talk indefinitely. It's not a permanent solution, and yeah, obvs I'm in a lot of privilege. I'm just saying you can't assume it's impossible to be civil with random strangers
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A few years ago, through luck and vibes, I managed to produce this blue colored bean variety.
This was an early step in trying to answer the question, [paraphrased] "Why isn't blue as common as red in beans, even though they're both anthocyanins and the plant has the genes for both?"
This was an early step in trying to answer the question, [paraphrased] "Why isn't blue as common as red in beans, even though they're both anthocyanins and the plant has the genes for both?"
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A few years ago, through luck and vibes, I managed to produce this blue colored bean variety.
This was an early step in trying to answer the question, [paraphrased] "Why isn't blue as common as red in beans, even though they're both anthocyanins and the plant has the genes for both?"
This was an early step in trying to answer the question, [paraphrased] "Why isn't blue as common as red in beans, even though they're both anthocyanins and the plant has the genes for both?"
Adolf Hitler, devoted gardener and cheese collector, dead at 56.
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Adolf Hitler, devoted gardener and cheese collector, dead at 56.
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Me at the drive-thru, high as hell, leaning over the driver to make my order
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Me at the drive-thru, high as hell, leaning over the driver to make my order
You deserve a break today (threateningly).
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You deserve a break today (threateningly).
Phatassology
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Phatassology
trying to predict when rich people will lose money is a losing game.
they're not floating on an ocean.
they're jumping in and out of a pool that they're filling and emptying at will.
there's no logic you can apply to outguess the people turning the knobs, because they're not guessing
they're not floating on an ocean.
they're jumping in and out of a pool that they're filling and emptying at will.
there's no logic you can apply to outguess the people turning the knobs, because they're not guessing
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
trying to predict when rich people will lose money is a losing game.
they're not floating on an ocean.
they're jumping in and out of a pool that they're filling and emptying at will.
there's no logic you can apply to outguess the people turning the knobs, because they're not guessing
they're not floating on an ocean.
they're jumping in and out of a pool that they're filling and emptying at will.
there's no logic you can apply to outguess the people turning the knobs, because they're not guessing
Lab Assistant: So, why do you have it say 'Do-Ray-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do' over and over for 3 minutes at 2am every day?
Lead Researcher: shut up and sterilize the equipment
Lead Researcher: shut up and sterilize the equipment
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lab Assistant: So, why do you have it say 'Do-Ray-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do' over and over for 3 minutes at 2am every day?
Lead Researcher: shut up and sterilize the equipment
Lead Researcher: shut up and sterilize the equipment
Will we do the great biological-digital merge? Maybe. Temporarily. Biological capacity is so much greater, though. The eventual goal has to be mastering all this dna we've already got that puts every silicon chip that will ever be created to shame, and runs on a tuna sandwich.
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Will we do the great biological-digital merge? Maybe. Temporarily. Biological capacity is so much greater, though. The eventual goal has to be mastering all this dna we've already got that puts every silicon chip that will ever be created to shame, and runs on a tuna sandwich.
Disappointed in Stewart. You don't punch down. You just don't punch down. That's the line, and it's an easy line to toe.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Disappointed in Stewart. You don't punch down. You just don't punch down. That's the line, and it's an easy line to toe.
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all local milk and bread has disappeared from store shelves in anticipation of the coming ice storm. i always thought it was a midwest thing, but it turns out that dipping sandwich bread into milk during a storm is a traditional meal in new england as well
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
all local milk and bread has disappeared from store shelves in anticipation of the coming ice storm. i always thought it was a midwest thing, but it turns out that dipping sandwich bread into milk during a storm is a traditional meal in new england as well
hey now
did you know that peppers on your fingers after making salsa will make your eyes AND your ears burn.
Ask me how I know
did you know that peppers on your fingers after making salsa will make your eyes AND your ears burn.
Ask me how I know
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
hey now
did you know that peppers on your fingers after making salsa will make your eyes AND your ears burn.
Ask me how I know
did you know that peppers on your fingers after making salsa will make your eyes AND your ears burn.
Ask me how I know
You don’t have to be clever. You don’t have to be original. I’m glad you’re here, and you’re not just content to me.
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You don’t have to be clever. You don’t have to be original. I’m glad you’re here, and you’re not just content to me.
My new year's resolution is 640x480, hopefully.
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My new year's resolution is 640x480, hopefully.
The abysmal pay of authors is never more apparent than the amounts they set bribes at. Prison guards tossing aside their whole life and going on the run for a $20k payoff.
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The abysmal pay of authors is never more apparent than the amounts they set bribes at. Prison guards tossing aside their whole life and going on the run for a $20k payoff.
Something interesting to read that won't depress you, probably.
Musician and Physicist, Brian Cox.
Musician and Physicist, Brian Cox.
Before This Physicist Studied the Stars, He Was One
www.nytimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Something interesting to read that won't depress you, probably.
Musician and Physicist, Brian Cox.
Musician and Physicist, Brian Cox.
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I am asking you, once again, not to poke at damaged people on the internet
December 22, 2023 at 12:07 AM
I am asking you, once again, not to poke at damaged people on the internet
Prediction: Within 30 years, all the basics of social standing will be directly tied to your job, and severable when you lose it. Insurance, home, car, and groceries. Hell, school for your kids.
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Prediction: Within 30 years, all the basics of social standing will be directly tied to your job, and severable when you lose it. Insurance, home, car, and groceries. Hell, school for your kids.
Maybe we could have an Immigrants Built America Bowl.
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Maybe we could have an Immigrants Built America Bowl.
Unspoken truths: There are three broad categories of stinky people.
1- sickly sweet
2- ammonia
3- pencil sharpener
1- sickly sweet
2- ammonia
3- pencil sharpener
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Unspoken truths: There are three broad categories of stinky people.
1- sickly sweet
2- ammonia
3- pencil sharpener
1- sickly sweet
2- ammonia
3- pencil sharpener