Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(like @yardcrow.com! please, @previously.blue)
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(like @yardcrow.com! please, @previously.blue)
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Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
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Visit the new Milan Olympics Feed if you're interested in joining it, and viewing Olympics related posts from others who have opted in to participate. No pressure!
This uses a keyword list, so it won't display everything you post, but if it needs more or less keywords, let me know!
This uses a keyword list, so it won't display everything you post, but if it needs more or less keywords, let me know!
Not all heroes are given medals.
Heraskevych’s ‘helmet of memory’ forces IOC on to PR back foot at Winter Olympics | Sean Ingle
Skeleton racer sacrificed his dream of winning a medal and succeeded in putting the horrors of the war in Ukraine back on the agenda
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Not all heroes are given medals.
I'm not promoting it, or tying it to labels or adding individual contributors, but I have set up a news filter to catch DHS Shutdown news. I'm still fine-tuning. Just FYI if it's useful to anybody rolling into Friday's deadline.
February 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I'm not promoting it, or tying it to labels or adding individual contributors, but I have set up a news filter to catch DHS Shutdown news. I'm still fine-tuning. Just FYI if it's useful to anybody rolling into Friday's deadline.
The Blue Zone is for caramelizing only! Do not chop in the Blue Zone!
totally enthralled by this oven mitt with an onion sitting on it at LAX with the words “2. Keep important medications with you” over it. I took dozens of photos
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The Blue Zone is for caramelizing only! Do not chop in the Blue Zone!
This doesn't require a bunch of attention, but maybe just tuck away in the back of your head that any feed not organically from bsky has to be refreshed when you visit it, so it will show you current posts. It doesn't just spontaneously fetch new stuff.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This doesn't require a bunch of attention, but maybe just tuck away in the back of your head that any feed not organically from bsky has to be refreshed when you visit it, so it will show you current posts. It doesn't just spontaneously fetch new stuff.
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Pooh is always ready to bust a cork at a fool.
December 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Pooh is always ready to bust a cork at a fool.
Weird milestones in bsky history! First bsky user animated gif to make it through the approval process to be usable on bsky.
I just wish we could actually make animated gifs our profile photo.
I just wish we could actually make animated gifs our profile photo.
a man in a suit and tie has a winnie the pooh sticker on his neck
Alt: The first bsky user profile uploaded animated gif to go on bluesky. It's ME! with winnie the pooh dancing on my right shoulder, and a mushroom zonking out on my left.
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Weird milestones in bsky history! First bsky user animated gif to make it through the approval process to be usable on bsky.
I just wish we could actually make animated gifs our profile photo.
I just wish we could actually make animated gifs our profile photo.
does anybody have that new germ dm button on their profile, I'm curious how it interacts with labels.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
does anybody have that new germ dm button on their profile, I'm curious how it interacts with labels.
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cat technique against larger animals
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
cat technique against larger animals
I think everybody on hold to talk to customer service should have an option to go into a big party line where we can all bitch about the company with each other.
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I think everybody on hold to talk to customer service should have an option to go into a big party line where we can all bitch about the company with each other.
You know what I AM against deporting people accused of committing violent crimes. Because that's not how a presumption of innocence works. I am in favor of deporting people convicted of seditious conspiracy, so I guess I'm not really a purist on immigration policy.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
You know what I AM against deporting people accused of committing violent crimes. Because that's not how a presumption of innocence works. I am in favor of deporting people convicted of seditious conspiracy, so I guess I'm not really a purist on immigration policy.
I mean, I've always been like this, so if you're annoyed that I want to hit some arbitrary number like likes of yardcrow, push on, brave warrior.
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I mean, I've always been like this, so if you're annoyed that I want to hit some arbitrary number like likes of yardcrow, push on, brave warrior.
It's just as grammatically correct a headline to say that a Republican majority in the Senate declined to offer a workable bill, as it is to say Senate Democrats refused to move ahead with one.
I mean they're both biased ways to cast it, but maybe editors could switch it up sometimes?
I mean they're both biased ways to cast it, but maybe editors could switch it up sometimes?
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It's just as grammatically correct a headline to say that a Republican majority in the Senate declined to offer a workable bill, as it is to say Senate Democrats refused to move ahead with one.
I mean they're both biased ways to cast it, but maybe editors could switch it up sometimes?
I mean they're both biased ways to cast it, but maybe editors could switch it up sometimes?
well, that's enough of that fucking gremlin. Nick Fuentes is on to the muted words list. Please AltText his name on his bullshit if you share screencaps of his drivel.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
well, that's enough of that fucking gremlin. Nick Fuentes is on to the muted words list. Please AltText his name on his bullshit if you share screencaps of his drivel.
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Welcome to the Milan Olympics Feed.
Like this post to add the ❄️🏅🤌 label, and start adding your Olympics related posts to the feed.
I hope you'll like and subscribe to the @yardcrow.com labeler so you can see who else is participating in the feed.
Like this post to add the ❄️🏅🤌 label, and start adding your Olympics related posts to the feed.
I hope you'll like and subscribe to the @yardcrow.com labeler so you can see who else is participating in the feed.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Welcome to the Milan Olympics Feed.
Like this post to add the ❄️🏅🤌 label, and start adding your Olympics related posts to the feed.
I hope you'll like and subscribe to the @yardcrow.com labeler so you can see who else is participating in the feed.
Like this post to add the ❄️🏅🤌 label, and start adding your Olympics related posts to the feed.
I hope you'll like and subscribe to the @yardcrow.com labeler so you can see who else is participating in the feed.
A reminder that @yardcrow.com has a WIKI feed where you can find some posts about the wacky ways I'm over-complicating labels and feeds! Let me know if you want anything explained, and I'll add to it.
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
A reminder that @yardcrow.com has a WIKI feed where you can find some posts about the wacky ways I'm over-complicating labels and feeds! Let me know if you want anything explained, and I'll add to it.
I'm just absolutely done with gendered sports. So much bullshit. I think future generations will look back at this as complete nonsense.
If you want to divide up sports then fine, use weight, height, or just handicap abilities to move people around into fun teams, or just let people compete.
If you want to divide up sports then fine, use weight, height, or just handicap abilities to move people around into fun teams, or just let people compete.
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm just absolutely done with gendered sports. So much bullshit. I think future generations will look back at this as complete nonsense.
If you want to divide up sports then fine, use weight, height, or just handicap abilities to move people around into fun teams, or just let people compete.
If you want to divide up sports then fine, use weight, height, or just handicap abilities to move people around into fun teams, or just let people compete.
A year of detention for attending a protest is not only a violation of the first amendment, but cruel and unusual punishment, in clear violation of the 8th amendment. At this point, they might as well house DHS staff in detainees houses, and try to go for a bingo.
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
A year of detention for attending a protest is not only a violation of the first amendment, but cruel and unusual punishment, in clear violation of the 8th amendment. At this point, they might as well house DHS staff in detainees houses, and try to go for a bingo.
The Dow is over 50,000!
a black and white photo of a person holding a snow globe with a skull inside of it .
Alt: A black and white clip of a man holding a snow globe and silently mouthing words. (scene from Citizen Kane)
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The Dow is over 50,000!
Richard Carrington is clearly Wolverine, and the Carrington Event is the origin story of Storm.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Richard Carrington is clearly Wolverine, and the Carrington Event is the origin story of Storm.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
When you share tiktok links, you're sharing your account information in that link, and when someone clicks that link, they're being tracked and associated with you.
Maybe you know this. Maybe you don't. Maybe you care. Maybe you don't. I just think everyone should be aware!
Maybe you know this. Maybe you don't. Maybe you care. Maybe you don't. I just think everyone should be aware!
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
When you share tiktok links, you're sharing your account information in that link, and when someone clicks that link, they're being tracked and associated with you.
Maybe you know this. Maybe you don't. Maybe you care. Maybe you don't. I just think everyone should be aware!
Maybe you know this. Maybe you don't. Maybe you care. Maybe you don't. I just think everyone should be aware!
An old Danny Kaye movie reference sparked a memory of my grandmother who absolutely adored him.
He was a prolific fundraiser for the Democratic Party, and would invite grassroot organizers to Hollywood parties. She didn’t have any pictures with him. She said she wouldn’t have wanted to bother him.
He was a prolific fundraiser for the Democratic Party, and would invite grassroot organizers to Hollywood parties. She didn’t have any pictures with him. She said she wouldn’t have wanted to bother him.
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 AM
An old Danny Kaye movie reference sparked a memory of my grandmother who absolutely adored him.
He was a prolific fundraiser for the Democratic Party, and would invite grassroot organizers to Hollywood parties. She didn’t have any pictures with him. She said she wouldn’t have wanted to bother him.
He was a prolific fundraiser for the Democratic Party, and would invite grassroot organizers to Hollywood parties. She didn’t have any pictures with him. She said she wouldn’t have wanted to bother him.
Every body has a six pack. A lot of us just carry it around in a friendly insulated cooler.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Every body has a six pack. A lot of us just carry it around in a friendly insulated cooler.
I think we'll reach a post billionaire economy before we approach any kind of post work economy.
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I think we'll reach a post billionaire economy before we approach any kind of post work economy.
It's so incredibly sad reading about new discoveries about the underground railroad and realizing that people are out there building a new underground railroad to supply and move people targetted for violence and detention by the state today based on their race.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 AM
It's so incredibly sad reading about new discoveries about the underground railroad and realizing that people are out there building a new underground railroad to supply and move people targetted for violence and detention by the state today based on their race.
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Imagine how much more beauty, splendor, and excitement men's Olympic ski jumping could have if all of the men had bigger dicks.
Artificially Large Skier Penises Should Stay Legal | Defector
To ski jump is to momentarily become a god. The track is narrow and slick, and the athletes plummet down the sloped hill at almost 60 mph. They leave the track and take up, up, up into the sky, where…
defector.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Imagine how much more beauty, splendor, and excitement men's Olympic ski jumping could have if all of the men had bigger dicks.