Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
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My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
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My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.
(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.
(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
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By @patri.xyz
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I'm transiting through UK soon, and I only have to have their new not a visa thing if I leave the airport, but what if my plane is delayed, can I buy it there, or will I be stuck in the airport? Anyone shown up in UK recently without one to tell me what happened?
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I'm transiting through UK soon, and I only have to have their new not a visa thing if I leave the airport, but what if my plane is delayed, can I buy it there, or will I be stuck in the airport? Anyone shown up in UK recently without one to tell me what happened?
I'm going to bed. In this case, it's a noun.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm going to bed. In this case, it's a noun.
HAMMOCK! HAMMOCK! HAMMOCK!
D) hammock
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
HAMMOCK! HAMMOCK! HAMMOCK!
Ah, my tinnitus just hummed me a little tune. I think it was Country Road.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ah, my tinnitus just hummed me a little tune. I think it was Country Road.
I'm not real. Fuck.
*pops out of existence
*pops out of existence
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm not real. Fuck.
*pops out of existence
*pops out of existence
I stood in a room full of veterans today, and asked the obvious question 'Are we supposed to have a happy Veterans Day?'
The resounding answer was 'fuck yeah, we're not dead yet!'
The resounding answer was 'fuck yeah, we're not dead yet!'
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I stood in a room full of veterans today, and asked the obvious question 'Are we supposed to have a happy Veterans Day?'
The resounding answer was 'fuck yeah, we're not dead yet!'
The resounding answer was 'fuck yeah, we're not dead yet!'
fuck it, split CA into 3 million states. I get to be a Senator.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
fuck it, split CA into 3 million states. I get to be a Senator.
*Intense negotiations on vaccination schedules*
lawyer: bring in the fainting goats.
RFK Jr: goddamnit. fine. you win.
lawyer: bring in the fainting goats.
RFK Jr: goddamnit. fine. you win.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
*Intense negotiations on vaccination schedules*
lawyer: bring in the fainting goats.
RFK Jr: goddamnit. fine. you win.
lawyer: bring in the fainting goats.
RFK Jr: goddamnit. fine. you win.
Give me a 300 year mortgage. Ownership isn't real.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Give me a 300 year mortgage. Ownership isn't real.
damn it. I forgot to put away the spaghetti.
I'll be right back to not really post anything, but I'll be back anyway really soon
I'll be right back to not really post anything, but I'll be back anyway really soon
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
damn it. I forgot to put away the spaghetti.
I'll be right back to not really post anything, but I'll be back anyway really soon
I'll be right back to not really post anything, but I'll be back anyway really soon
A bunch of hastily armored yahoos who don't identify themselves claiming absolute immunity from any consequence
WHOOOOOOOO, could have imagined there would be consequence?!?!
WHOOOOOOOO, could have imagined there would be consequence?!?!
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A bunch of hastily armored yahoos who don't identify themselves claiming absolute immunity from any consequence
WHOOOOOOOO, could have imagined there would be consequence?!?!
WHOOOOOOOO, could have imagined there would be consequence?!?!
Few years ago, I would gather all the details on this godspeed thing and post well-balanced summary of the issue on previous to get 30 likes, 3 blocks, and a burn from someone I kinda like about something I'm actually sensitive about.
Falling back on the New Yorker answer: Christ, what an asshole.
Falling back on the New Yorker answer: Christ, what an asshole.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Few years ago, I would gather all the details on this godspeed thing and post well-balanced summary of the issue on previous to get 30 likes, 3 blocks, and a burn from someone I kinda like about something I'm actually sensitive about.
Falling back on the New Yorker answer: Christ, what an asshole.
Falling back on the New Yorker answer: Christ, what an asshole.
Reposted by Patrixmyth
I am that one motherfucker who was fully conversant with facebook, bitcoin, and tiktok from day one, and said 'these are the stupidest fucking ideas I've ever heard of'.
September 16, 2023 at 8:42 AM
I am that one motherfucker who was fully conversant with facebook, bitcoin, and tiktok from day one, and said 'these are the stupidest fucking ideas I've ever heard of'.
Reposted by Patrixmyth
Free to post, 10 cents to delete, makes a site healthy, wealthy, and wise.
September 21, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Free to post, 10 cents to delete, makes a site healthy, wealthy, and wise.
the lesson I wish we'd take from this bullshit is that we need to take the power back from government and build sustainable networks to keep our communities safe, fed, housed, and part of our communities, and we can start by creating organizations to do this that do not rely on mythology.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the lesson I wish we'd take from this bullshit is that we need to take the power back from government and build sustainable networks to keep our communities safe, fed, housed, and part of our communities, and we can start by creating organizations to do this that do not rely on mythology.
I can't decide if Trudeau or Perry is Pete Davidson in this scenario
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I can't decide if Trudeau or Perry is Pete Davidson in this scenario
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Technically, for every 10 people who correct someone in the use of decimate, 1 of them has to delete their account. I'm sorry, this is just how math, history, and language work.
September 7, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Technically, for every 10 people who correct someone in the use of decimate, 1 of them has to delete their account. I'm sorry, this is just how math, history, and language work.
I totally forgot that they took away 1 click draft delete, until they took away 1 click reply.
Oh god, I irrationally hate this 'delete draft?' cue so freaking much. I'm going to have to craft some Stylish bullshit so it orders me to do 10 pushups and offers a cancel button or something.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I totally forgot that they took away 1 click draft delete, until they took away 1 click reply.
Welcome to the Senate. Here's your job. Those 200 goofy fuckers over there fucking buses are the billionaires. They will give you all the money to run. If you cross them, they will ruin your credit and release your porn history.
Over there are the voters. They are going to hate you so much.
Over there are the voters. They are going to hate you so much.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Welcome to the Senate. Here's your job. Those 200 goofy fuckers over there fucking buses are the billionaires. They will give you all the money to run. If you cross them, they will ruin your credit and release your porn history.
Over there are the voters. They are going to hate you so much.
Over there are the voters. They are going to hate you so much.
Ok, remind me what this 'hit reply 2x' bullshit is supposed to do again?
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ok, remind me what this 'hit reply 2x' bullshit is supposed to do again?
I'm an acquired taste.
Bitter almond, probably.
Bitter almond, probably.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm an acquired taste.
Bitter almond, probably.
Bitter almond, probably.
I figure about 2k of my followers are direct from 3 starter packs, so I can't say I don't care about your stupid starter pack.
I may want to say that, but as the court record clearly indicates, I did not say that.
I may want to say that, but as the court record clearly indicates, I did not say that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I figure about 2k of my followers are direct from 3 starter packs, so I can't say I don't care about your stupid starter pack.
I may want to say that, but as the court record clearly indicates, I did not say that.
I may want to say that, but as the court record clearly indicates, I did not say that.
Whenever you guys post about Will Stancil, all I can think about is that SNL skit from like 40 years ago about 2 security guards describing how horrible their self-mutilation was.
I'm not kink-shaming, though.
I'm not kink-shaming, though.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Whenever you guys post about Will Stancil, all I can think about is that SNL skit from like 40 years ago about 2 security guards describing how horrible their self-mutilation was.
I'm not kink-shaming, though.
I'm not kink-shaming, though.
One of my most traumatic memories is the last few episodes of The Shield.
I witnessed a family murder at 1. I did BDA for the road of death. I have dug corpses out of ice with a pocket knife, people.
I wake up screaming about Shane.
I witnessed a family murder at 1. I did BDA for the road of death. I have dug corpses out of ice with a pocket knife, people.
I wake up screaming about Shane.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
One of my most traumatic memories is the last few episodes of The Shield.
I witnessed a family murder at 1. I did BDA for the road of death. I have dug corpses out of ice with a pocket knife, people.
I wake up screaming about Shane.
I witnessed a family murder at 1. I did BDA for the road of death. I have dug corpses out of ice with a pocket knife, people.
I wake up screaming about Shane.