Lock Wilford
@lockwilford.com
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
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Lock Wilford
@lockwilford.com
· May 30
[Sex Shop]
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
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The only thing I feel bad about is that I, personally, have not been able to scam the Dem leadership. Like sell them magic beans or a fake treasure map.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The only thing I feel bad about is that I, personally, have not been able to scam the Dem leadership. Like sell them magic beans or a fake treasure map.
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Your mom’s favorite…
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Your mom’s favorite…
Made a burger for dinner
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Made a burger for dinner
I wouldn't pick a Democrat if the game were red rover
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I wouldn't pick a Democrat if the game were red rover
Lots of weak links in the chain of democrat senators
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Lots of weak links in the chain of democrat senators
I've been sipping martinis since 4
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I've been sipping martinis since 4
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for sale: baby shoes. baby thought they were cringe
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
for sale: baby shoes. baby thought they were cringe
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Democrats are like the kid who finally gets control of the soccer ball and kicks it in for a goal in the opposing teams net
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Democrats are like the kid who finally gets control of the soccer ball and kicks it in for a goal in the opposing teams net
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Maybe I should rearrange? Nah, what are the chances I mix these up again
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Maybe I should rearrange? Nah, what are the chances I mix these up again
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warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
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I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
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why are you all looking at me
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
why are you all looking at me
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not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
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what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!
this is where I post from:
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this is where I post from:
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Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
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Ice cream sandwich makers:
“What if we…and hear me out..make it incredibly frustrating to unwrap them?”
“What if we…and hear me out..make it incredibly frustrating to unwrap them?”
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ice cream sandwich makers:
“What if we…and hear me out..make it incredibly frustrating to unwrap them?”
“What if we…and hear me out..make it incredibly frustrating to unwrap them?”
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I waked and baked and napped.
Today has been glorious.
Today has been glorious.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I waked and baked and napped.
Today has been glorious.
Today has been glorious.