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Pilot: welcome aboard

Fighter pilot: [right hook]
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Last day in America:
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Okay, I’ve reached my “Check out this nut” saturation point…
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Froggie went a courtin’ he did ride uh huh…
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I don’t need your hug.

*an anaconda sadly slithers south…*
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Fuck faces gonna run amok until we have enough and say “Bish, this my mok!”
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Tired of feelin’ like I’m listenin’ to the wireless right before the blitz…
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Snoopy dance, it’s hard to hit a movin’ target…
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Before it dries and after:
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Burnin' the wick from both ends and tryin' to light the middle…
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wow, this is indeed better than that other thing…
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
More feet marching in sand until the shot is felt by blood…
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Maybe you should smoke a bowl about it…
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don Quixote’s attacking windmills again…
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM