Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
A high AF goddamn Internet Squirrel, what the fuck more do you want?
I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
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I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
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Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
· Jan 24
You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
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Not to come off cold or bitter, but sometimes I wish love would just go away.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not to come off cold or bitter, but sometimes I wish love would just go away.
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
Suzy's not getting enough drugs. Not enough drugs in the Suzy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Suzy's not getting enough drugs. Not enough drugs in the Suzy.
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Lotion is short for love potion
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Lotion is short for love potion
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weed that makes my eyes look like this
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
weed that makes my eyes look like this
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I Got Fingered By The Invisible Hand Of The Market
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I Got Fingered By The Invisible Hand Of The Market
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stop pretending you don’t like me and be my friend you stupid bitch
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
stop pretending you don’t like me and be my friend you stupid bitch
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SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
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I have developed a new sex move I’m calling the Duplicitous Fonzie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have developed a new sex move I’m calling the Duplicitous Fonzie.
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There is coconut oil all over my phone screen, no time for questions!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There is coconut oil all over my phone screen, no time for questions!!!
People say to me, they say Suzy, why you smoke so much goddamn weed? And that's when I just start crying.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
People say to me, they say Suzy, why you smoke so much goddamn weed? And that's when I just start crying.
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Sorry I cannot hear your bullshit, I cut my ears off and fed them to squirrels.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sorry I cannot hear your bullshit, I cut my ears off and fed them to squirrels.
Found some happiness laying on the ground and picked it up, eh? Good for you.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Found some happiness laying on the ground and picked it up, eh? Good for you.
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me: in 5 billion years when the sun has expanded to the size of a red giant & has crispified the earth what are all those stock traders on wall street gonna to do with all their ‘profits?’
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me: in 5 billion years when the sun has expanded to the size of a red giant & has crispified the earth what are all those stock traders on wall street gonna to do with all their ‘profits?’
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
grocery store cashier: do you have another form of currency that is not a bag of acorns?
Smoking weed as fast as a little squirrel can smoke. Like a tiny, luxuriously furry locomotive.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Smoking weed as fast as a little squirrel can smoke. Like a tiny, luxuriously furry locomotive.
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Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
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You don't know me but I'm the special effects coordinator known for producing the most realistic looking ejaculate.. the secret recipe is cum.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You don't know me but I'm the special effects coordinator known for producing the most realistic looking ejaculate.. the secret recipe is cum.
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They say 73% of all internet traffic is the result of bots engaging in malicious activities, so my bearded clam tweets are directed at only 27% of you
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They say 73% of all internet traffic is the result of bots engaging in malicious activities, so my bearded clam tweets are directed at only 27% of you
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it’s just like in that story about the windmills, Donkey Otay
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it’s just like in that story about the windmills, Donkey Otay
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How much weed could a weed squirrel smoke if a smoke squirrel could weed smoke?
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How much weed could a weed squirrel smoke if a smoke squirrel could weed smoke?
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Weed strain idea: Peppermint Jesus
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Weed strain idea: Peppermint Jesus
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A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A pair of great horned owls have returned the woods behind our place. It's so comforting to hear their song. I realize there’s probably something deeply mystical and prophetic about them but I’m still going to skeet about bearded clams today
Life is just averting one crisis after another, and that's why weed.
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Life is just averting one crisis after another, and that's why weed.