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Miss Suzy
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A high AF goddamn Internet Squirrel, what the fuck more do you want?

I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.

ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
Hello and welcome to We All Be Smokin' The Weeds with your host, Pothead Suzy.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bro.
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
There's nothing not funny about this.
October 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm not supposed to smoke anymore, but there's no law against Suzy postin' large nugg.
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I demand to know who the fuck has witnessed me being any of these things.
August 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
About to be a star upon that silver screen.
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A record that I have
August 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Really missing my bong tonight, gang. (Tokes tiny hooka water/one hit Frankenstein-ass thing I made) I miss it so hard I forgot it's still day. hashtag CryptidPipe.
August 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My bong is still broken, btw.
August 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just doing some gardening, MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
August 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Never forget Ozzy Osbourne was hot
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don't know why they decided to call this strain Halle Berry, but it IS some very pretty weed.
July 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
don't know who packed this bowl for me, but it was mighty neighborly
July 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Remember when "crypto" was short for Cryptozoology?

Anyway, until I get a new bong, it's hastag CryptidPipe.
June 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Never look directly into the nipples. You'll go mad.
June 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
did my nails
June 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Don't do that! I got enough competition as it is!
June 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
June 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Medical aesthetics clinic shareholders abound!
June 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
LCMAO
(laugh-crying my ass off)
June 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Lol
June 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lol.
Going great.
June 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Lolz.

Boobies.
June 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Somebody needs to actually look this up and click on that linktree because I have never in my life seen anything like it. It never ends. WHAT IS GOING ON, PLEASE EXPLAIN.
June 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Lol. Yeah. He might be cool if you don't bring up something as sexual as a sandwich, because then he's gonna want to change the subject to his penis.
June 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM