Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
A high AF goddamn Internet Squirrel, what the fuck more do you want?
I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
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I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
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Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
· Jan 24
You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
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Thinking about giving Harold in 4C some yeast to help him RISE, wink wink
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thinking about giving Harold in 4C some yeast to help him RISE, wink wink
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flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
THIS IS WHAT'S NOT IN MY LUNGS FROM ONE BOWL THANKS TO #CryptidPipe
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
THIS IS WHAT'S NOT IN MY LUNGS FROM ONE BOWL THANKS TO #CryptidPipe
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I get it, cats that toy with dead mice. I get it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I get it, cats that toy with dead mice. I get it.
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Posting the same thing over and over and over again until it vaguely resembles one of them fancy assed in suite whirlpools.
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Posting the same thing over and over and over again until it vaguely resembles one of them fancy assed in suite whirlpools.
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This holiday season get bangs, everyone is too stressed out to judge you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This holiday season get bangs, everyone is too stressed out to judge you.
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your mom's new French lover at the door like, "oui allô, I am ze here to Bone Maman???"
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
your mom's new French lover at the door like, "oui allô, I am ze here to Bone Maman???"
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I know a bitch stupid with it
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I know a bitch stupid with it
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the best part about bedrotting is never leaving bed
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the best part about bedrotting is never leaving bed
Trimming my hair with blunt-tip safety scissors like I believe in god.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trimming my hair with blunt-tip safety scissors like I believe in god.
One cheese grilled with love, please
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
One cheese grilled with love, please
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You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You want some cheese?
*me flirting
*me flirting
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What if the real glory was in your own hole the entire time?
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What if the real glory was in your own hole the entire time?
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Chick at work started talking about her “goals” ALL serious and shit, then asked me about mine. Having not prepared a corporate spiel, I panicked and told her the truth.
I’ve never gone bowling high and I think I’d really like to accomplish that this winter.
I’ve never gone bowling high and I think I’d really like to accomplish that this winter.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Chick at work started talking about her “goals” ALL serious and shit, then asked me about mine. Having not prepared a corporate spiel, I panicked and told her the truth.
I’ve never gone bowling high and I think I’d really like to accomplish that this winter.
I’ve never gone bowling high and I think I’d really like to accomplish that this winter.
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You hate me and I’m just here
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You hate me and I’m just here
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Kentucky is what happens when West Virginia fucks Tennessee.
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Kentucky is what happens when West Virginia fucks Tennessee.
Eating a big, messy burger in the dark that overhangs its bun by A LOT, thought of you 😘
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eating a big, messy burger in the dark that overhangs its bun by A LOT, thought of you 😘
Using an extra stainless steel filter in my pipe. Cleaning the extra stainless steel filter in my pipe. Burning off the alcohol from cleaning my stainless steel filter. Immediately grabbing said filter to fill it with weed AND BURNING MY PAW. AGAIN.
a gray cat is sitting on a wooden floor and scratching its paws .
Alt: Cat with wtf face staring at its outstretched paw.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Using an extra stainless steel filter in my pipe. Cleaning the extra stainless steel filter in my pipe. Burning off the alcohol from cleaning my stainless steel filter. Immediately grabbing said filter to fill it with weed AND BURNING MY PAW. AGAIN.
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the worst part of getting arrested would be the cavity search. i’ve never trusted dentists.
May 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the worst part of getting arrested would be the cavity search. i’ve never trusted dentists.
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
Just exhaled and a big ol' chunk of glitter landed on my phone.
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Just exhaled and a big ol' chunk of glitter landed on my phone.
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manual labor? you mean hand jobs
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
manual labor? you mean hand jobs
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Don't fall in love with me, I will ruin your cultivated algorithm.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Don't fall in love with me, I will ruin your cultivated algorithm.
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
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You might think this is just a squirrel hunched over eating a nut but it might also be a horse with a short face and nose piercings or a horned person with a mohawk and a missing lower jaw
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You might think this is just a squirrel hunched over eating a nut but it might also be a horse with a short face and nose piercings or a horned person with a mohawk and a missing lower jaw