banternn
@banternn.bsky.social
30s he/him married
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
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The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits
Frankenstein slaps, what a movie. Guillermo did it again
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Frankenstein slaps, what a movie. Guillermo did it again
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Children of the corn, by the corn, for the corn
August 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Children of the corn, by the corn, for the corn
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listening to radiohead and scowling at strangers
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
listening to radiohead and scowling at strangers
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bro this little light of mine I’m gonna let it shine bro
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
bro this little light of mine I’m gonna let it shine bro
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*slaps you across the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*slaps you across the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING
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there are no illegal people. There are people.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
there are no illegal people. There are people.
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SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
c.org/DRrMJb6Czq
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I don’t hate people I love people, but I fucking hate people. Ya know?
June 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I don’t hate people I love people, but I fucking hate people. Ya know?
Elmer Fear Uncertainty Doubt
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Elmer Fear Uncertainty Doubt
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Sometimes you shit the post and sometimes the post shits you
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sometimes you shit the post and sometimes the post shits you
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Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
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a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
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If you sing to a rotisserie chicken and it flaps its sad little wings, you're headed for Broadway, baby
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you sing to a rotisserie chicken and it flaps its sad little wings, you're headed for Broadway, baby
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'Soul-ghoul'
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
'Soul-ghoul'
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
Ballpoint pen on paper
8.5x11" with 1" border
Available for s@le at 200 plus 5 for shipping in the usa
we’re gonna turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
we’re gonna turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome
I really need health insurance :(
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I really need health insurance :(
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Boycott every business that runs Christmas commercials in October.
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Boycott every business that runs Christmas commercials in October.
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J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien
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Happy protest day!
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy protest day!
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The okayest years of my life are behind me.
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The okayest years of my life are behind me.
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“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'
"Art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go f*ck itself!” Guillermo del Toro is a guest of honour at this year’s Lumière Film Festival. He presents his adaptation of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", which audiences got to see on the big screen before it streams on Netflix next month.
l.euronews.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM