banternn
@banternn.bsky.social
30s he/him married
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
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Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
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sugar, spice & fuck ice
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
sugar, spice & fuck ice
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“I Let A Fella Crack My Wife. Turns Out Her Pussy Was Trash. Now She Over Here Crying Like I Did Sum” - NYT, 2026
Chile…
I Let My Wife Have an Affair. Do I Have to Console Her Now That It’s Over? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/m...
I Let My Wife Have an Affair. Do I Have to Console Her Now That It’s Over? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/m...
I Let My Wife Have an Affair. Do I Have to Console Her Now That It’s Over?
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“I Let A Fella Crack My Wife. Turns Out Her Pussy Was Trash. Now She Over Here Crying Like I Did Sum” - NYT, 2026
Melanie II: Secret of the Ooze
Melania: Ep. II - The Melania Strikes Back
So I guess that Melania II is off the table
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Melanie II: Secret of the Ooze
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I have no hands, and I must fap
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I have no hands, and I must fap
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Walz comparing the ICE raids to the Holocaust makes him going on that podcast and saying he hopes Tom Homan works with local law enforcement and does night raids so much more fucking horrifying, he's describing his desire for a quiet and orderly night Holocaust
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
Tim Walz condemned for comparing Minnesota children to Anne Frank
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
bit.ly
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Walz comparing the ICE raids to the Holocaust makes him going on that podcast and saying he hopes Tom Homan works with local law enforcement and does night raids so much more fucking horrifying, he's describing his desire for a quiet and orderly night Holocaust
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.
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everyone you know is secretly foo fighting a battle that’s getting the best the best the best the best of them.
January 28, 2026 at 2:41 AM
everyone you know is secretly foo fighting a battle that’s getting the best the best the best the best of them.
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like nails on a chalkboard these are the days of our lives
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
like nails on a chalkboard these are the days of our lives
Quote post a random photo from your phone. No new photos.
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Quote post a random photo from your phone. No new photos.
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Hell yeah, I fuck with AI
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hell yeah, I fuck with AI
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
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Obligate Carnivore is such a cute name for a girl
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Obligate Carnivore is such a cute name for a girl
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I just want to lie in a slightly creepy manor, in front of a fireplace whilst an old clock ticks away
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I just want to lie in a slightly creepy manor, in front of a fireplace whilst an old clock ticks away
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masturbating by hand like they did in the bible
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
masturbating by hand like they did in the bible
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Lick pussy
Not boots
Not boots
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Lick pussy
Not boots
Not boots
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But are you sure another tattoo won't solve anything?
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
But are you sure another tattoo won't solve anything?
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Here's the Heritage Foundation all-in on repealing Section 230 so that litigious Christian nationalists can dictate the speech rules for the entire Internet
It's so embarrassing so many Dems are falling for this www.teenvogue.com/story/some-d...
It's so embarrassing so many Dems are falling for this www.teenvogue.com/story/some-d...
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Here's the Heritage Foundation all-in on repealing Section 230 so that litigious Christian nationalists can dictate the speech rules for the entire Internet
It's so embarrassing so many Dems are falling for this www.teenvogue.com/story/some-d...
It's so embarrassing so many Dems are falling for this www.teenvogue.com/story/some-d...
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If you are not anti-fascist, you are fascist. There are no alternatives.
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
If you are not anti-fascist, you are fascist. There are no alternatives.
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Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains.
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains.
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."