Fat Apollo, baby!
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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
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Growing up in Nova Scotia
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
It's BABS Kramer!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
It's BABS Kramer!!!!!
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NBC News broke into the Olympics coverage and I saw BREAKING NEWS across the screen and I yelled "OMG HE'S DEAD" and it is just about Nancy Guthrie I am so fucking crushed
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
NBC News broke into the Olympics coverage and I saw BREAKING NEWS across the screen and I yelled "OMG HE'S DEAD" and it is just about Nancy Guthrie I am so fucking crushed
gut-healthy juices = hot dog water
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
gut-healthy juices = hot dog water
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This was in the news cycle, everyone covered it, no one saw it
Barron Trump’s Long-Distance Girlfriend Used Disappearing Messages, Spoke Russian, and Was Dating Another Russian
Somewhere a retired CIA case officer is screaming into a pillow.
oddnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This was in the news cycle, everyone covered it, no one saw it
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Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
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This is just gutting. This is such a small, connected little community
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is just gutting. This is such a small, connected little community
My "We DEFINITELY brought ALL of our under-aged children back from our visit to pedophile island" shirt is causing more questions
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Seven people in the high school, not including the shooter, are now confirmed dead.
Two additional people have been found dead at a location believed to be connected to the shooting.
Just unspeakably awful.
Two additional people have been found dead at a location believed to be connected to the shooting.
Just unspeakably awful.
Terrible situation out of Tumbler Ridge, a town of 2500 people in northeastern B.C., where an active shooter at a high school is now dead.
We'll be updating this page with information as we confirm it.
We'll be updating this page with information as we confirm it.
1 shooter dead after alert at secondary school in Tumbler Ridge, B.C.: RCMP | CBC
www.cbc.ca
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Seven people in the high school, not including the shooter, are now confirmed dead.
Two additional people have been found dead at a location believed to be connected to the shooting.
Just unspeakably awful.
Two additional people have been found dead at a location believed to be connected to the shooting.
Just unspeakably awful.
Watching a film with Jack Klugman telling people that the concept of a supermarket and automated car washes are good.
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Watching a film with Jack Klugman telling people that the concept of a supermarket and automated car washes are good.
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People get really mad when you blame the actual people of a state for the state being evil. Like Republicans are vile monsters and if they are in charge of your state that isn't a random accident, they got there because they have support.
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
People get really mad when you blame the actual people of a state for the state being evil. Like Republicans are vile monsters and if they are in charge of your state that isn't a random accident, they got there because they have support.
We should be sending fuel and aid
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
We should be sending fuel and aid
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Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo
October 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo
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"Hubbard's classes included “Child and Adolescent Sexuality” and the “Mythology of Rape.” Hubbard was tenured in 1993 and left the University in 2021 after UT agreed to a $700,000 settlement with him. The agreement required that Hubbard drop lawsuits he had filed against UT students."
So it goes.
So it goes.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"Hubbard's classes included “Child and Adolescent Sexuality” and the “Mythology of Rape.” Hubbard was tenured in 1993 and left the University in 2021 after UT agreed to a $700,000 settlement with him. The agreement required that Hubbard drop lawsuits he had filed against UT students."
So it goes.
So it goes.
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The snow's finally melting - but there's still more work to do. Here's how our city's keeping things moving, and what you can do to stay safe.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The snow's finally melting - but there's still more work to do. Here's how our city's keeping things moving, and what you can do to stay safe.
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kinda nuts that like twenty years after harry potter ended our society is just remaking it over and over instead of making something new. ig publishers and studios finally found an artist they can stomach paying: a malicious billionaire who publicly salivates over the deaths of trans children
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
kinda nuts that like twenty years after harry potter ended our society is just remaking it over and over instead of making something new. ig publishers and studios finally found an artist they can stomach paying: a malicious billionaire who publicly salivates over the deaths of trans children
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Mad🎶 Love ❤️ to the Dropkick Murphys ☘️💚
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Mad🎶 Love ❤️ to the Dropkick Murphys ☘️💚
FUCK THESE GUYS!
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
FUCK THESE GUYS!
My "We DEFINITELY brought ALL of our under-aged children back from our visit to pedophile island" shirt is causing more questions
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My "We DEFINITELY brought ALL of our under-aged children back from our visit to pedophile island" shirt is causing more questions
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
That made me sick to my stomach.
How do you rehabilitate a guy like that?
How do you rehabilitate a guy like that?
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
That made me sick to my stomach.
How do you rehabilitate a guy like that?
How do you rehabilitate a guy like that?