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@fatapollo.bsky.social
Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
Pinned
Growing up in Nova Scotia
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
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"construction jobs are way up" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"construction jobs are way up" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
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Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
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Updated: Canada loses to U.S. hockey team without captain Marie-Philip Poulin montrealgazette.com/sports/olymp...
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Updated: Canada loses to U.S. hockey team without captain Marie-Philip Poulin montrealgazette.com/sports/olymp...
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Social media users speculating the tortoise set the fire. Would this be a historic setting of a fire by a tortoise? We do not know. We would have to check the data.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Social media users speculating the tortoise set the fire. Would this be a historic setting of a fire by a tortoise? We do not know. We would have to check the data.
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Epstein News
Six names released today!
Six names released today!
Rep. Ro Khanna just revealed six powerful names that were hidden in the Epstein files by Trump’s DOJ:
- Salvatore Nuara
- Zurab Mikeladze
- Leonic Leonov
- Nicola Caputo
- Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem
- Leslie Wexner
These weren’t “privacy redactions.”
They were protection.
- Salvatore Nuara
- Zurab Mikeladze
- Leonic Leonov
- Nicola Caputo
- Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem
- Leslie Wexner
These weren’t “privacy redactions.”
They were protection.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Epstein News
Six names released today!
Six names released today!
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3-0?!
Fucking EMBARRASSING
Fucking EMBARRASSING
a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
3-0?!
Fucking EMBARRASSING
Fucking EMBARRASSING
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Pedestrian suffers serious injuries after being struck by vehicle in marked crosswalk
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· By Chris Halef ·
halifax.citynews.ca/2026/02/10/p...
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· By Chris Halef ·
halifax.citynews.ca/2026/02/10/p...
Man in serious condition after being struck in marked crosswalk
Regional police are investigating after a vehicle struck a pedestrian in Bedford on Tuesday. At roughly 10 a.m., a vehicle struck a pedestrian in a marked crosswalk at the intersection of Dartmouth Ro...
halifax.citynews.ca
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Pedestrian suffers serious injuries after being struck by vehicle in marked crosswalk
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· By Chris Halef ·
halifax.citynews.ca/2026/02/10/p...
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· By Chris Halef ·
halifax.citynews.ca/2026/02/10/p...
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THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
I think bobsled would be more exciting if it had secret levels that you could reveal by bumping the sides of the track.
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I think bobsled would be more exciting if it had secret levels that you could reveal by bumping the sides of the track.
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No way will I attend the White House dinner with this President.
I’m standing with @govwesmoore.bsky.social and @colorado.gov — and standing against Trump’s corruption and hatred.
And I’m calling on my Republican colleagues to do the same.
I’m standing with @govwesmoore.bsky.social and @colorado.gov — and standing against Trump’s corruption and hatred.
And I’m calling on my Republican colleagues to do the same.
Democratic governors to boycott White House dinner
More than a half dozen Democrats said Donald Trump disinviting two of their colleagues is the latest example of administration's 'chaos and division.'
www.usatoday.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
No way will I attend the White House dinner with this President.
I’m standing with @govwesmoore.bsky.social and @colorado.gov — and standing against Trump’s corruption and hatred.
And I’m calling on my Republican colleagues to do the same.
I’m standing with @govwesmoore.bsky.social and @colorado.gov — and standing against Trump’s corruption and hatred.
And I’m calling on my Republican colleagues to do the same.
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Look, I dig through retrotrash as a hobby.
I've seen a LOT of bizarre and disturbing shit in the process.
It takes quite a bit to phase me these days.
That said...
...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS.
I've seen a LOT of bizarre and disturbing shit in the process.
It takes quite a bit to phase me these days.
That said...
...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Look, I dig through retrotrash as a hobby.
I've seen a LOT of bizarre and disturbing shit in the process.
It takes quite a bit to phase me these days.
That said...
...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS.
I've seen a LOT of bizarre and disturbing shit in the process.
It takes quite a bit to phase me these days.
That said...
...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS.
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TORONTO – A new Canadian study says giving babies peanuts, eggs, fish and other common food allergens early and consistently decreases the risk they’ll be allergic to them. www.brandonsun.com/lifestyles/2... #bdnmb
Babies given peanuts, fish, eggs early less likely to become allergic, study affirms
TORONTO – A new Canadian study says giving babies peanuts, eggs, fish and other common food allergens early and consistently decreases the risk they’ll be allergic to them. Senior author D...
www.brandonsun.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
TORONTO – A new Canadian study says giving babies peanuts, eggs, fish and other common food allergens early and consistently decreases the risk they’ll be allergic to them. www.brandonsun.com/lifestyles/2... #bdnmb
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
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Harry Potter stuff is going to make the rounds regardless, but please remember Hasbro *already has* the license, for years and years, to make games.
WotC knows it's radioactive, and you're going to see a lot of canaries in the coal mine if it ever happens.
WotC knows it's radioactive, and you're going to see a lot of canaries in the coal mine if it ever happens.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Harry Potter stuff is going to make the rounds regardless, but please remember Hasbro *already has* the license, for years and years, to make games.
WotC knows it's radioactive, and you're going to see a lot of canaries in the coal mine if it ever happens.
WotC knows it's radioactive, and you're going to see a lot of canaries in the coal mine if it ever happens.
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
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Thanedar to a DHS official: "You better hope you get a pardon"
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Thanedar to a DHS official: "You better hope you get a pardon"
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It passed. RIP new protected bike lanes in HRM from 2028 onward
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It passed. RIP new protected bike lanes in HRM from 2028 onward
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We need @nolore.bsky.social and a gallon of raw milk in Saskatoon stat!
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We need @nolore.bsky.social and a gallon of raw milk in Saskatoon stat!
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White’s motion to defer failed.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
White’s motion to defer failed.
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Yes, he’s dressed up as a cup of coffee, but he’s also wearing his councillor’s hi-vis jacket. Important health and safety tip, there.
Council has 'slipped its clutch' on park café closures, councillor says
Newcastle councillor Doc Anand said that the closures of cafés in Exhibition and Paddy Freeman's Parks extended beyond food and drink
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Yes, he’s dressed up as a cup of coffee, but he’s also wearing his councillor’s hi-vis jacket. Important health and safety tip, there.
"Honey, you won't believe what happened!"
His wife asking what a £50 charge to imagefap is for.
His wife asking what a £50 charge to imagefap is for.
I would simply not pick a picture where I'm smiling nervously to accompany this.
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
"Honey, you won't believe what happened!"
His wife asking what a £50 charge to imagefap is for.
His wife asking what a £50 charge to imagefap is for.