Fat Apollo, baby!
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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
Pinned
Growing up in Nova Scotia
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
I saw someone suggesting a BC Ferries Knives Out
I think one set during the 17 minute Dartmouth Ferry ride during Fringe or Nocturn would rock
Exact Change - A Knives Out Mystery
I think one set during the 17 minute Dartmouth Ferry ride during Fringe or Nocturn would rock
Exact Change - A Knives Out Mystery
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I saw someone suggesting a BC Ferries Knives Out
I think one set during the 17 minute Dartmouth Ferry ride during Fringe or Nocturn would rock
Exact Change - A Knives Out Mystery
I think one set during the 17 minute Dartmouth Ferry ride during Fringe or Nocturn would rock
Exact Change - A Knives Out Mystery
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Casting Jacob Elordi in Wuthering Heights is disgusting erasure that totally messes with the character and some of the story’s key themes.
Brontë is perfectly clear in describing Heathcliff at the beginning of the novel. He should look like this:
Brontë is perfectly clear in describing Heathcliff at the beginning of the novel. He should look like this:
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Casting Jacob Elordi in Wuthering Heights is disgusting erasure that totally messes with the character and some of the story’s key themes.
Brontë is perfectly clear in describing Heathcliff at the beginning of the novel. He should look like this:
Brontë is perfectly clear in describing Heathcliff at the beginning of the novel. He should look like this:
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Very sad news that Perry Bamonte, who handled guitars, keys and bass for The Cure from 1990, has passed away following a short illness.
The Cure Official Site
Latest updates on forthcoming releases, tour dates and news
www.thecure.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Very sad news that Perry Bamonte, who handled guitars, keys and bass for The Cure from 1990, has passed away following a short illness.
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The Dartmouth Nova Scotia SPCA shelter is in need of a working dryer. If you or someone you know can donate one, please contact them at 902-468-7877 or dartmouth@spcans.ca.
(NS SPCA) Dartmouth - Oh no, our dryer decided to do its last load of laundry!
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** Release
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December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Dartmouth Nova Scotia SPCA shelter is in need of a working dryer. If you or someone you know can donate one, please contact them at 902-468-7877 or dartmouth@spcans.ca.
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A celebration of Jane Austen’s 250th birthday at Admiralty House, now the Naval Museum of Halifax, with readings from my novel The Austens and music by Adria Jackson, harpist. sarahemsley.com/2025/12/26/p...
Photos from “An Evening with The Austens” at Admiralty House on Jane Austen’s 250th Birthday
Celebrating Jane Austen’s 250th birthday at Admiralty House, now the Naval Museum of Halifax, was an honour and a pleasure. Thank you to Jennifer Denty, Executive Director of the Museum, and Jennif…
sarahemsley.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A celebration of Jane Austen’s 250th birthday at Admiralty House, now the Naval Museum of Halifax, with readings from my novel The Austens and music by Adria Jackson, harpist. sarahemsley.com/2025/12/26/p...
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If I had a dime for every time #cosplayers kissed in front of my camera at #HalCon2025 I’d have two dimes! That’s not a lot but it’s kinda awesome that it happened twice!
#Cosplay #Anime #photographersofbluesky #EastCoastKin #photographersunited #Halifax #photography #HaliSky
#Cosplay #Anime #photographersofbluesky #EastCoastKin #photographersunited #Halifax #photography #HaliSky
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If I had a dime for every time #cosplayers kissed in front of my camera at #HalCon2025 I’d have two dimes! That’s not a lot but it’s kinda awesome that it happened twice!
#Cosplay #Anime #photographersofbluesky #EastCoastKin #photographersunited #Halifax #photography #HaliSky
#Cosplay #Anime #photographersofbluesky #EastCoastKin #photographersunited #Halifax #photography #HaliSky
Santa trained with Chubby Checker
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Santa trained with Chubby Checker
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Remember when your grandparents had really weird hates on for old timey famous people
You're watching TV and it'll mention old cowboy movies and gramps will say 'William S. Hart was an asshole"?
That will be me in 20 years with Mark Wahlberg
You're watching TV and it'll mention old cowboy movies and gramps will say 'William S. Hart was an asshole"?
That will be me in 20 years with Mark Wahlberg
December 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Remember when your grandparents had really weird hates on for old timey famous people
You're watching TV and it'll mention old cowboy movies and gramps will say 'William S. Hart was an asshole"?
That will be me in 20 years with Mark Wahlberg
You're watching TV and it'll mention old cowboy movies and gramps will say 'William S. Hart was an asshole"?
That will be me in 20 years with Mark Wahlberg
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It is surprising to me that none of the major platforms have actual _parental control_ features so that we can limit the amount of time that our parents can spend online, and which apps they’re allowed to use. I don’t worry about my teenager’s use of the internet at all, just my octogenarian dad’s.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It is surprising to me that none of the major platforms have actual _parental control_ features so that we can limit the amount of time that our parents can spend online, and which apps they’re allowed to use. I don’t worry about my teenager’s use of the internet at all, just my octogenarian dad’s.
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Driver extremely wary of using crosswalk they always blow through.
creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord
creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Driver extremely wary of using crosswalk they always blow through.
creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord
creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord
This is an IMMENSE amount of gear to use
That’s about one-third of the total number of TLAMs the Navy was able to procure in 2024, by the way.
Reuters reporting it was over a dozen Tomahawks
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is an IMMENSE amount of gear to use
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You can't cast Nick Cage as ANYONE ELSE, because he is incapable of being anyone but Nick Cage. That's why you cast him. Because you want Nick Cage in your movie.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You can't cast Nick Cage as ANYONE ELSE, because he is incapable of being anyone but Nick Cage. That's why you cast him. Because you want Nick Cage in your movie.
Revenue Canada refused to accept the legal documents from my divorce.
They wanted a hydro bill from x month, a phone bill from y month, and rental payments for various months.
They wanted a hydro bill from x month, a phone bill from y month, and rental payments for various months.
ICE saying that birth certificates, state ids like driver’s licenses, and U.S. issued ids are not not sufficient evidence of citizenship seems like a major question to me.
So the new admin policy is, apparently, if we don’t think you are a “citizen” because of your race or ethnicity, we claim your birth certificate is a fraud and deport you any way, even if a judge says “don’t you dare.” It’s Obama birtherism writ large.
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Revenue Canada refused to accept the legal documents from my divorce.
They wanted a hydro bill from x month, a phone bill from y month, and rental payments for various months.
They wanted a hydro bill from x month, a phone bill from y month, and rental payments for various months.
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he's been arguing with chat bots for nearly three years at this point
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
he's been arguing with chat bots for nearly three years at this point
So
1) There are several ham stores in the airport
or
2) This is the best ham you can expect to get in an airport
which?
1) There are several ham stores in the airport
or
2) This is the best ham you can expect to get in an airport
which?
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So
1) There are several ham stores in the airport
or
2) This is the best ham you can expect to get in an airport
which?
1) There are several ham stores in the airport
or
2) This is the best ham you can expect to get in an airport
which?
"YOU BETTER LEAVE SOME GRAVY FOR EVERYONE ELSE"
me in the kitchen
me in the kitchen
what's the word for when you are viewing a creature and you can tell that it is yourself reincarnated?
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"YOU BETTER LEAVE SOME GRAVY FOR EVERYONE ELSE"
me in the kitchen
me in the kitchen
Welcome to Bluesky Halifax, where if you own a home you're a PoS.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Welcome to Bluesky Halifax, where if you own a home you're a PoS.
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This is not specific to ICE JSYK. When my mother was evicted from our old family home, they helped themselves to our things too. And I hear of people who, when they are taken into police custody, have their personal possessions (ordinary, non-problematic items) lifted from them out of greed.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This is not specific to ICE JSYK. When my mother was evicted from our old family home, they helped themselves to our things too. And I hear of people who, when they are taken into police custody, have their personal possessions (ordinary, non-problematic items) lifted from them out of greed.
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checkmate, racists
✌️😎✌️
✌️😎✌️
If Jews run the world then why was everything closed yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
checkmate, racists
✌️😎✌️
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This is wrong, and this is abuse.
I know people don't see it as such, they see it as a prank with no harm, but you're using someone's medical condition to fuck with them, and that's not okay.
When people with dementia have to be redirected, sometimes with fibs, that is different.
I know people don't see it as such, they see it as a prank with no harm, but you're using someone's medical condition to fuck with them, and that's not okay.
When people with dementia have to be redirected, sometimes with fibs, that is different.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is wrong, and this is abuse.
I know people don't see it as such, they see it as a prank with no harm, but you're using someone's medical condition to fuck with them, and that's not okay.
When people with dementia have to be redirected, sometimes with fibs, that is different.
I know people don't see it as such, they see it as a prank with no harm, but you're using someone's medical condition to fuck with them, and that's not okay.
When people with dementia have to be redirected, sometimes with fibs, that is different.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
all the green triangles are gone from the tin
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
all the green triangles are gone from the tin